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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on May 11, 2012, 09:51:10 AM

Title: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUChizad on May 11, 2012, 09:51:10 AM
one Cameron Jerrell Newton.

Hard to believe that guy is just turning 23.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on May 11, 2012, 11:21:57 AM
I'd have his children if it were biologically possible.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Jumbo on May 11, 2012, 11:23:07 AM
I'd have his children if it were biologically possible.
Shoop.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: noxin on May 11, 2012, 11:53:15 AM
I'd have his children if it were biologically possible.

Is your vagina not connected to your uterus?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on May 11, 2012, 12:01:13 PM
Is your vagina not connected to your uterus?

A mark - one exists now.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on May 11, 2012, 12:35:36 PM
Is your vagina not connected to your uterus?
Is your scrotum not connected to your face?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUChizad on May 11, 2012, 12:36:54 PM
Is your scrotum not connected to your face?
It's connected to GarMan's.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on May 11, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
I'd have his children if it were biologically possible.

And fuck up that gene pool? No.

maybe Bo Jackson's daughter?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 11, 2012, 12:54:02 PM
And fuck up that gene pool? No.

maybe Bo Jackson's daughter?

Michael Dyer has already fucked that shit up.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 11, 2012, 01:17:41 PM
Is your vagina not connected to your uterus?

+1

Only because it's Cam's number...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on May 11, 2012, 01:19:43 PM
+1

Only because it's Cam's number...

Where the f have YOU been? Just come on here passing out points and letter grades....CONTRIBUTE MOTHERFUCKER. :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on May 11, 2012, 01:20:24 PM
Where the f have YOU been? Just come on here passing out points and letter grades....CONTRIBUTE MOTHERFUCKER. :)

It's like I've loved you all along.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on May 11, 2012, 01:27:08 PM
It's like I've loved you all along.

Along the kitchen counter, along the baseboards in the hallway, along the pool a few laps...

Towel off and hit the showers.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on May 11, 2012, 01:30:42 PM
Along the kitchen counter, along the baseboards in the hallway, along the pool a few laps...

Towel off and hit the showers.

Why else would I put pads on her back? 
Gotta clean the floors somehow.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on May 11, 2012, 01:35:56 PM
Why else would I put pads on her back? 
Gotta clean the floors somehow.

Multi-tasking.  Working smarter, not harder.  Nice work.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on May 11, 2012, 02:18:32 PM
And fuck up that gene pool? No.

maybe Bo Jackson's daughter?

..to the photoshops..
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on May 11, 2012, 02:20:12 PM
Where the f have YOU been? Just come on here passing out points and letter grades....CONTRIBUTE MOTHERFUCKER. :)

So the pot says to the kettle.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on May 11, 2012, 04:44:43 PM
And fuck up that gene pool? No.

maybe Bo Jackson's daughter?
You are right though, can't improve perfection.