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Title: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Saniflush on May 09, 2012, 10:19:33 AM: OK biometrics may be getting a little out there.

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-08-at-10.59.04-am.png)

Biometrics and laptop security go together like business meetings and boardrooms, but this Microsoft patent hints that gaming could be the next frontier for fingerprint recognition. The claims for "personalization using a hand-pressure signature" detail a product that may look like your standard 360 controller, but it features sensors to detect a user's identity. It seems that, based on each gamer's unique hand pressure patterns, the controller can determine who is holding the device at any given moment and deliver personalized content based on that user's gaming profile. Whatever Microsoft's mystery controller may be, E3 is just a few weeks away, so perhaps we'll learn more then.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Shug Dye on May 09, 2012, 10:52:06 AM: My controller is pink, so nobody fucks with it anyway.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: GH2001 on May 09, 2012, 11:04:59 AM: Quote from: Shug Dye on May 09, 2012, 10:52:06 AM
My controller is pink, so nobody fucks with it anyway.

Is this literal or symbolic?
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Godfather on May 09, 2012, 11:07:49 AM: WOW this thread just got interesting.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2012, 11:18:21 AM: Quote from: Shug Dye on May 09, 2012, 10:52:06 AM
My controller is pink, so nobody fucks with it anyway.

My fingers love the pink controllers.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: GH2001 on May 09, 2012, 11:20:16 AM: Quote from: Godfather on May 09, 2012, 11:07:49 AM
WOW this thread just got interesting.

The question is, why does no one want to fuck with her pink controller?
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Shug Dye on May 09, 2012, 11:20:55 AM: Crass Perverts.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: chinook on May 09, 2012, 11:21:15 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2012, 11:18:21 AM
My fingers love the pink controllers.

don't forget to press the brown button.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2012, 11:22:43 AM: Quote from: chinook on May 09, 2012, 11:21:15 AM
don't forget to press the brown button.

A...A...A...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: GH2001 on May 09, 2012, 11:52:18 AM: Quote from: Shug Dye on May 09, 2012, 11:20:55 AM
Crass Perverts.
Yeah, but it's not weird when we do it. It's normal.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Godfather on May 09, 2012, 12:10:18 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2012, 11:22:43 AM
A...A...A...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Don't forget.... up, down, left, right, B, A, B, A, start = oh yeah!
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2012, 01:11:15 PM: Call me old school but I still prefer the feeling of a joystick.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: chinook on May 09, 2012, 01:24:42 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2012, 01:11:15 PM
Call me old school but I still prefer the feeling of a joystick.

i got your joystick.

of course at the :hop: ...where wench always gets things for free...
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 11, 2012, 12:35:40 AM: Quote from: chinook on May 09, 2012, 01:24:42 PM
i got your joystick.

of course at the :hop: ...where wench always gets things for free...

The perks of being a VIP customer.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 14, 2012, 12:10:28 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 11, 2012, 12:35:40 AM
The perks of being a VIP customer.

Very Into Porno customer?
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: The Prowler on May 14, 2012, 02:30:58 PM: Off topic...Ask Jumbo about his PS3 Controller in Chopper/Hudson's hands.
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2012, 02:44:08 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on May 14, 2012, 02:30:58 PM
Off topic...Ask Jumbo about his PS3 Controller in Chopper/Hudson's hands.

hey Jumbo, what's up with your PS3 Controller in Chopper's hands?
Title: Re: NO! That's MY controller....
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2012, 04:41:23 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on May 14, 2012, 02:30:58 PM
Off topic...Ask Jumbo about his PS3 Controller in Chopper/Hudson's hands.

Does it look normal-sized in Webb's grasp?