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Title: Maybe the best title for an article...ever
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 01, 2012, 01:19:02 PM
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She's just a girl who can't say Nein: The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal

By ALLAN HALL
PUBLISHED: 06:51 EST, 30 April 2012 | UPDATED: 01:20 EST, 1 May 2012

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.
Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.
He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'
Munich police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement.
The woman, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.
The man only escaped from her apartment when she fell asleep.
Her first victim Dieter Schulz, 43, met her in a bar in the centre of his home city.
She took him back to her apartment and they had sex several times.
But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.
A police spokesman said: 'He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.
'But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony.'
Mr Schulz phoned police and pleaded for assistance.
'You have got to help me,' he told them. 'She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!'
When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'
They declined.

What a fucking pansy...
Title: Re: Maybe the best title for an article...ever
Post by: JR4AU on May 01, 2012, 01:25:14 PM
 :pics:
Title: Re: Maybe the best title for an article...ever
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 01, 2012, 01:39:52 PM
Believe me...in an attempt to bring you the full story, I have been searching high and low for pictures of heir Fraulein.  None seem to be available though.
Title: Re: Maybe the best title for an article...ever
Post by: Shug Dye on May 01, 2012, 02:26:50 PM
I love that he was "found weeping."

They don't make Africans like they used to, I guess.
Title: Re: Maybe the best title for an article...ever
Post by: GarMan on May 01, 2012, 03:24:17 PM
I love that he was "found weeping."

They don't make Africans like they used to, I guess.
He couldn't pronounce the safe word
Title: Re: Maybe the best title for an article...ever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 01, 2012, 11:36:13 PM
I love that he was "found weeping."

They don't make Africans like they used to, I guess.

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Title: Re: Maybe the best title for an article...ever
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 01, 2012, 11:36:25 PM
I love that he was "found weeping."

They don't make Africans like they used to, I guess.
He couldn't pronounce the safe word.

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