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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AUChizad on April 24, 2012, 12:02:37 PM

Title: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: AUChizad on April 24, 2012, 12:02:37 PM: So you probably heard about the hot dog pizza that Pizza Huts in the UK introduced a couple of weeks ago.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/04/10/uk-pizza-hut-unveils-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza/ (http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/04/10/uk-pizza-hut-unveils-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza/)

(http://a57.foxnews.com/img.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Leisure/660/371/pizza_dog.jpg)

Korea has its own version. Here's a commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYeXUeGThXU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYeXUeGThXU#)

And now the middle east has its own creations. I almost feel like they're making fun of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWDwZWCfp64#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWDwZWCfp64#ws)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyChu2ZKN5I#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyChu2ZKN5I#ws)

Catch up, America. This kind of shit is supposed to be our turf.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 12:06:43 PM: The only one that looked appetizing to me was the cheese burger one. I don't want a fucking hot dog in my pizza.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: GarMan on April 24, 2012, 12:15:43 PM: Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 12:06:43 PM
The only one that looked appetizing to me was the cheese burger one. I don't want a fucking hot dog in my pizza.
It was the tube steak that peaked his interest...

I'm thinking that Americans are getting tired of gimmicky pizza tricks, but that doesn't necessarily keep 'em from trying.
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/416032/thumbs/s-PIZZA-HUT-BIG-DINNER-BOX-large300.jpg)
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: bird35 on April 24, 2012, 03:23:48 PM: In America we have cheese stuffed crust. But in America cheese is almost a vegetable.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 24, 2012, 03:45:10 PM: Beware the Korean version of the hot dog.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 03:46:55 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 24, 2012, 03:45:10 PM
Beware the Korean version of the hot dog.

Beware the Middle East version of the hamburger.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 24, 2012, 04:32:14 PM: I don't give a fuck what they do with their food, I just want the Hamburglar back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU1iq9rqYJ0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU1iq9rqYJ0#)
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: AUChizad on April 24, 2012, 04:37:59 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 24, 2012, 03:45:10 PM
Beware the Korean version of the hot dog.
Quote from: Godfather on April 24, 2012, 03:46:55 PM
Beware the Middle East version of the hamburger.

I believe Saniflush performed both of these acts on a Filipino prostitute in the late 80's.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: ssgaufan on April 24, 2012, 04:40:25 PM: The best Pizza Hut I have ever eaten at was in Thailand.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 04:41:33 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on April 24, 2012, 04:37:59 PM
I believe Saniflush performed both of these acts on a Filipino prostitute in the late 80's.

I actually don't think you are kidding.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 24, 2012, 04:43:15 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on April 24, 2012, 04:37:59 PM
I believe Saniflush performed both of these acts on a Filipino prostitute in the late 80's.

I hear he had a sweet porn stache.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 04:50:21 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 24, 2012, 04:43:15 PM
I hear he had a sweet porn stache.

Is that how you like your men? I thought you were the giver not the taker. :stache:
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: djsimp on April 24, 2012, 04:54:30 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 04:50:21 PM
Is that how you like your men? I thought you were the giver not the taker. :stache:

He likes the way the stache tickles his balls.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 24, 2012, 04:56:10 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 04:50:21 PM
Is that how you like your men? I thought you were the giver not the taker. :stache:

I prefer 69'ing with men whenever possible.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 05:02:51 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 24, 2012, 04:56:10 PM
I prefer 69'ing with men whenever possible.

Tell us what you really like.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 24, 2012, 05:03:57 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 05:02:51 PM
Tell us what you really like.

Gerbils in my colon.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: djsimp on April 24, 2012, 05:04:12 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 24, 2012, 04:56:10 PM
I prefer 69'ing with men whenever possible.

See, I knew it.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 24, 2012, 05:05:47 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 24, 2012, 05:02:51 PM
Tell us what you really like.

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Saniflush on April 25, 2012, 06:52:48 AM: Quote from: AUChizad on April 24, 2012, 04:37:59 PM
I believe Saniflush performed both of these acts on a Filipino prostitute in the late 80's.

They were massage therapists.
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: Godfather on April 25, 2012, 09:06:46 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 25, 2012, 06:52:48 AM

They were massage therapists.

Yeah they message...shit
Title: Re: U.S. Pizza Huts are Way Behind
Post by: CCTAU on April 26, 2012, 10:04:27 AM: Pizza crust stuffed with cajun conecuh sausage! Smothered with jalapenos.