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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Tarheel on April 22, 2012, 01:21:05 PM

Title: Happy Earth Day
Post by: Tarheel on April 22, 2012, 01:21:05 PM

I think I'll celebrate by turning on all the lights.  And the sprinklers.  And starting up the car, truck, motorcycle, lawnmower, and gas grill.  All while smoking a fine cigar.

"Mother Gaia" will like that.

So will Algore.

Let's melt some glaciers...

And club some baby seals...

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: djsimp on April 22, 2012, 02:57:18 PM

Go smoke a joint, its on me.

Signed,
Mother Earth

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: Tarheel on April 22, 2012, 03:29:10 PM

Quote from: djsimp on April 22, 2012, 02:57:18 PM

Go smoke a joint, its on me.

Signed,
Mother Earth

Dear Mother Earth,

I prefer nicotine and 3-methylmorphine.

Thanks anyway.

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: djsimp on April 22, 2012, 04:08:36 PM

Quote from: Tarheel on April 22, 2012, 03:29:10 PM

Dear Mother Earth,

I prefer nicotine and 3-methylmorphine.

Thanks anyway.

Blasphemy! How dare you. These do not conform to my all natural beauty. May your lawn be eternally scorched and frogs inhabit your soil.

Signed,
A mad bitch

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: AUChizad on April 22, 2012, 04:44:50 PM

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152740/earth-day-brainwashing-festival (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152740/earth-day-brainwashing-festival)

Title: Re: Happy Earth Day
Post by: Saniflush on April 23, 2012, 07:37:43 AM

I celebrated by taking some old tires and making a walking damn across a stream.  Now I can lay with my back in the cool water on those hot summer days and change my oil.