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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on April 18, 2012, 12:25:57 PM
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And hopefully choke on it...
In an upcoming issue of ESPN The Magazine, writer Mark Schlabach explores the issue of marijuana use in college football, and among those interviewed for the feature was Alabama head coach Nick Saban.
"If marijuana infiltrates your program, then everyone is going to do it and you've got a huge problem," Saban said. "If you don't test and do it right, that's what's going to happen -- because it's everywhere on college campuses."
The Crimson Tide coach said that while marijuana use can be a pervasive problem that can cripple a football program, he believes it is best handled by the teams themselves rather than by the NCAA.
"I think if the NCAA did it, it would be just like the NCAA is now," Saban said. "They come and test at a bowl game, and if a guy tests positive, he's suspended for a year and they don't spend any money on [counseling or rehabilitation]."
Schlabach mentions several recent cases in college football involving players accused or convicted of marijuana-related charges, including former Auburn running back Michael Dyer. Dyer testified during ex-Auburn player Antonio Goodwin's trial on armed robbery charges that he consistently smoked synthetic marijuana while playing for the Tigers. Dyer was suspended for last season's bowl game and has since transferred to Arkansas State.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/04/saban_talks_to_espn_about_drug.html (http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/04/saban_talks_to_espn_about_drug.html)
Oh save us, Lord Saban.
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Maybe someone should inform all knowing Sabyn that the synthetic shit doesn't show up on a piss test.
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Maybe Schlongbach should resolve the sentences at the end about Dyer by saying:
Dyer was a bad apple. Dyer smoked pot and owned the gun used. He is no longer on the team because Chizik don't play that shit.
That would have been asking for too much.
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Saban. He right.
(http://wbrc.images.worldnow.com/images/16538448_BG1.jpg)
That's why I didn't smoke no shit until the day I declare for the draft.
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Maybe Schlongbach should resolve the sentences at the end about Dyer by saying:
Dyer was a bad apple. Dyer smoked pot and owned the gun used. He is no longer on the team because Chizik don't play that shit.
That would have been asking for too much.
Dyer infiltrated the entire team with his halucinogenic drugs and now they're all a bunch of hippy dippy pot-heads. In fact, they still get their pot from Dyer. Even Trooper, while he watches big butt teenage porn. This needs to be handled.
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When you look at this, is it not really blown out of perspective? Let's take Lord Saybinz statement at face value.
"If you don't test and do it right, that's what's going to happen -- because it's everywhere on college campuses."
I'm not saying I disagree with that statement. Even though I'm far removed from college life, it was in fact everywhere when I was at AU. It wasn't even that big a deal. But, we have 85 scholarship student athletes on the football team and about 23,000 other students on campus..and the focus is on whom?
Who gives a shit if Biff Carrington does 4-5 bong hits in the basement of the SAE house and drives off to class in the BMW daddy bought him? We've got these thug athletes from the projects coming in here with their maryjuwanna and other hip hop drugs. We should suspend them for a year.
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FWIW, this is the same guy that I had a twitter battle with over his interpretation of that ATL Journal Constitution interview, in which he implied the kid was intimidated by Saban's majesty, and was making fun of Chizik's recruiting tactics.
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Saban. He right.
(http://wbrc.images.worldnow.com/images/16538448_BG1.jpg)
That's why I didn't smoke no shit until the day I declare for the draft.
Not me!
(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/brent-callowayjpg-4dda676ee0b2190a.jpg)
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FWIW, this is the same guy that I had a twitter battle with over his interpretation of that ATL Journal Constitution interview, in which he implied the kid was intimidated by Saban's majesty, and was making fun of Chizik's recruiting tactics.
I think I posted back then that the way he wrote it..leaving out the various quotes and questions...left it to the exact interpretation you suggested. Sports talk guy, after reading it the next morning, was asking the question of what do you think about this kid making fun of Gene Chizik as opposed to Lord Saybinz?
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FWIW, this is the same guy that I had a twitter battle with over his interpretation of that ATL Journal Constitution interview, in which he implied the kid was intimidated by Saban's majesty, and was making fun of Chizik's recruiting tactics.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lojwSTj84ds/TzCJ4vd3bBI/AAAAAAAAF7c/FA4XKW7zQkQ/s1600/nerd.jpg)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lojwSTj84ds/TzCJ4vd3bBI/AAAAAAAAF7c/FA4XKW7zQkQ/s1600/nerd.jpg)
Come to think of it...that's pretty damn funny. A twitter battle.
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He didn't think this paragraph was newsworthy, obviously.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7819005/ncf-tcu-marijuana-problem-just-one-many-elite-college-programs-espn-magazine (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7819005/ncf-tcu-marijuana-problem-just-one-many-elite-college-programs-espn-magazine)
In January, police arrested University of Alabama cornerback Dre Kirkpatrick, a passenger in a car containing 7.9 grams of marijuana, 10 days after he helped lead the Crimson Tide to the BCS title. The charges were later dropped, and Kirkpatrick remains a likely first-round pick.
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I made a difference.
Me:
@MattScalici Did he mention Brent Calloway? Dre Kirkpatrick?
Him:
@AUChizad Kirkatrick was mentioned. Calloway was not.
@AUChizad to be fair, the story is not a comprehensive chronicle of all marijuana charges. Schlabach is giving a small sampling of cases.
Me:
@MattScalici Think you could have mentioned that in your article?
Him:
@AUChizad the Kirkpatrick reference was added to the article. Wasn't there when first posted but it's there now.
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He tacked this paragraph on at the end.
Also mentioned in the piece was former Tide cornerback Dre Kirkpatrick, who was arrested in January on marijuana possession charges. The charges were later dropped.
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Chizad, the Twitter warrior.
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Chizad, the Twitter warrior.
Massive, drastic, classic, I'm interactive You put me in your computer and I'ma crash it
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Massive, drastic, classic, I'm interactive You put me in your computer and I'ma crash it
My claim to fame is my brain insane and if the blame is framed then Ima smash it
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Chizad, the Twitter warrior.
Just got a mental image of Conan giving purple nurples.
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Chizad, the Twitter warrior.
You go boy. Chizad, the monster of teh twatters:
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/06/nerdlove.jpg)
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You go boy. Chizad, the monster of teh twatters:
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/06/nerdlove.jpg)
Bitches betta recognize!
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lojwSTj84ds/TzCJ4vd3bBI/AAAAAAAAF7c/FA4XKW7zQkQ/s1600/nerd.jpg)
Next thing you know, Chad will be challenging them to WoW battles. And Star Trek trivia.
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FWIW, this is the same guy that I had a twitter battle with over his interpretation of that ATL Journal Constitution interview, in which he implied the kid was intimidated by Saban's majesty, and was making fun of Chizik's recruiting tactics.
(http://butterflyskitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/fox-in-socks.jpg)
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What was the timeline on the statutory prohibition on the Spice (it must flow!)?
In other words, were Dyer and his boys smokin legal Spice? If so, what the fuck is the problem?
EDIT: Googled my owndamnself. It was outlawed in October 2011. Therefore this shit was completely legal while Dyer and half the teenagers in the state were getting wacky on it.
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The illegal stuff should be legal anyway. I'm sorry, but there are just too many laws whose only purpose is to enrich attorneys, tax-eaters and their kind.
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What was the timeline on the statutory prohibition on the Spice (it must flow!)?
In other words, were Dyer and his boys smokin legal Spice? If so, what the fuck is the problem?
EDIT: Googled my owndamnself. It was outlawed in October 2011. Therefore this shit was completely legal while Dyer and half the teenagers in the state were getting wacky on it.
It's also legal, not against any law, for football players to not work out, eat Dunkin Donuts and McDonalds for every meal, and stay up all night watching Nickelodeon. It's not conducive to being ready to play football though, and neither is getting high, legal or not.
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What was the timeline on the statutory prohibition on the Spice (it must flow!)?
I'm giving +10 for an original Dune reference.
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It's also legal, not against any law, for football players to not work out, eat Dunkin Donuts and McDonalds for every meal, and stay up all night watching Nickelodeon. It's not conducive to being ready to play football though, and neither is getting high, legal or not.
I agree that it's not the best course of action for a collegiate athlete. What I meant is that the kids are being castigated because a legal substance had the word "marijuana" in its product description.