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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 10:20:25 AM
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the puntang seller ...Happy Birthday Nookie.
139 next year will be the big 140!
Any nookie specials?
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So, what was the Great Depression really like?
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Happy happy to you, young Jedi
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Happy happy joy joy.
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Lovely emoticon on the right GF. Looks like me every morning.
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So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac,
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Prohibition sucked ass, didn't it?
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Happy Birthday Nookie!
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So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac,
Don't judge me monkey!
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Happy Birthday NOOKS.
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Whatever! He'll just fark it up!
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Don't judge me monkey!
I new you had my back....
Backstreet fa life!
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I new you had my back....
Backstreet fa life!
I didn't want to disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
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Happy birthday darlin. Thanks to your shoppe for putting my books on the best seller list.
Smooches.
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I had a wonderful ankle bracelet made for you, but I haven't seen Jim in months.
Happy birthday anyways.
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I didn't want to disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
My grandma drank all my pot.
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Happy Birthday! May it be blessed with endless bottles of Dead Guy Ale and endless cans of Copenhagen. Oh, blow and hookers too.
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They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
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They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
Don't start a trend by paying them.
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They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
No Sani, when they're dead, they're just hookers.
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A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck.
He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said "Meet me in room 804 across the street." He was in luck. She was a knockout.
They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed. She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said "How much for a hand job?" She said, "300". His eyes popped open and he asked "300?" She said, "Walk over to that window and open the curtains". He proceeded. "See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn't inherit it. I'm that good." He was like, "well go right ahead honey". So she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had.
After a little rest he thought, if that was that good...."How much for a blow job?" She said "600". OH MY GOD!! was his reply. She told him to walk back over to the window. "See that 15 story hotel? I own it and I didnt inherit it. I'm that good." He said "Well get to work then sweetie." And sure enough he got the best blow job he ever received.
After a little "rebuilding" time he thought, if that was that good...."How much for sex?" She chuckled and said, "Honey, I'd own this whole damned town if only I had a pussy."
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They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
Yeah, they'll massage your cock for money.
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i love ya'll. thanks for the birthday wishes.
:hop:
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So...no birthday specials? You suck.
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Yeah, they'll massage your cock for money.
There's a word for that; I think it's hooker?
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There's a word for that; I think it's hooker?
You're a hooker!
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So...no birthday specials? You suck.
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birthday specials...
25% off all midget porn...includes autograph framed picture of weskie.
for the wench...all water proof vibrators 35 percent off. we'll overnight across the pond.
the jumbo special ...$34.95
anal lubes (except coconut flavor) 25 percent off.
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Damn the coconut flavor is my favorite.
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Damn the coconut flavor is my favorite.
More of a vanilla spice man myself when it comes to your higher end anal lubes.
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Damn the coconut flavor is my favorite.
I like the strawberry myself, cause when you get to the bottom it's a piece of candy inside.
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"
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birthday specials...
for the wench...all water proof vibrators 35 percent off. we'll overnight across the pond
This. This is why I love you.