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Title: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 10:20:25 AM
the puntang seller ...Happy Birthday Nookie.

139 next year will be the big 140!


Any nookie specials?

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
So, what was the Great Depression really like?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2012, 10:39:18 AM
Happy happy to you, young Jedi
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on April 11, 2012, 10:42:30 AM
Happy happy joy joy.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on April 11, 2012, 10:46:44 AM
Lovely emoticon on the right GF. Looks like me every morning.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 10:57:29 AM
So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac,
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on April 11, 2012, 11:35:29 AM
Prohibition sucked ass, didn't it?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: ssgaufan on April 11, 2012, 11:37:22 AM
Happy Birthday Nookie!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 11:52:09 AM
So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac,

Don't judge me monkey!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Jumbo on April 11, 2012, 12:13:57 PM
Happy Birthday NOOKS.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: CCTAU on April 11, 2012, 12:18:20 PM
Whatever! He'll just fark it up!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 12:21:48 PM
Don't judge me monkey!


I new you had my back....


Backstreet fa life!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 12:57:37 PM

I new you had my back....


Backstreet fa life!

I didn't want to disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 11, 2012, 01:18:06 PM
Happy birthday darlin.  Thanks to your shoppe for putting my books on the best seller list.

Smooches.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 11, 2012, 01:56:19 PM
I had a wonderful ankle bracelet made for you, but I haven't seen Jim in months.

Happy birthday anyways.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 02:10:37 PM
I didn't want to disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.


My grandma drank all my pot.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 11, 2012, 02:25:23 PM
Happy Birthday!  May it be blessed with endless bottles of Dead Guy Ale and endless cans of Copenhagen.  Oh, blow and hookers too.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 02:39:40 PM
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on April 11, 2012, 02:53:31 PM
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
Don't start a trend by paying them. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2012, 02:55:20 PM
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.

No Sani, when they're dead, they're just hookers.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2012, 02:59:31 PM
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck.

He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said "Meet me in room 804 across the street." He was in luck. She was a knockout.
 They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed. She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said "How much for a hand job?" She said, "300". His eyes popped open and he asked "300?" She said, "Walk over to that window and open the curtains". He proceeded. "See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn't inherit it. I'm that good." He was like, "well go right ahead honey". So she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had.

After a little rest he thought, if that was that good...."How much for a blow job?" She said "600". OH MY GOD!! was his reply. She told him to walk back over to the window. "See that 15 story hotel? I own it and I didnt inherit it. I'm that good." He said "Well get to work then sweetie." And sure enough he got the best blow job he ever received.

After a little "rebuilding" time he thought, if that was that good...."How much for sex?" She chuckled and said, "Honey, I'd own this whole damned town if only I had a pussy."
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 03:11:54 PM
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.

Yeah, they'll massage your cock for money.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: chinook on April 11, 2012, 03:24:33 PM
i love ya'll.  thanks for the birthday wishes. 

:hop:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2012, 03:25:39 PM
So...no birthday specials?  You suck.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 03:26:17 PM
Yeah, they'll massage your cock for money.

There's a word for that; I think it's hooker?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 03:28:12 PM
There's a word for that; I think it's hooker?
You're a hooker!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: chinook on April 11, 2012, 03:31:16 PM
So...no birthday specials?  You suck.

:hop:

birthday specials...

25% off all midget porn...includes autograph framed picture of weskie. 

for the wench...all water proof vibrators 35 percent off.   we'll overnight across the pond. 

the jumbo special ...$34.95

anal lubes (except coconut flavor) 25 percent off. 

Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 03:33:05 PM
Damn the coconut flavor is my favorite.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2012, 03:35:59 PM
Damn the coconut flavor is my favorite.

More of a vanilla spice man myself when it comes to your higher end anal lubes.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2012, 03:36:26 PM
Damn the coconut flavor is my favorite.

I like the strawberry myself, cause when you get to the bottom it's a piece of candy inside.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2012, 04:27:40 PM
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 11, 2012, 10:13:43 PM
:hop:

birthday specials...

for the wench...all water proof vibrators 35 percent off.   we'll overnight across the pond

This. This is why I love you.