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Title: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: JR4AU on April 10, 2012, 08:36:17 PM
Interim, then hit the coaching carousel next year?  Go after a name coordinator?  Buyout Malzahn, or McGee?  Will Sexton finally get Tubs back home?

Discuss. 
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: The Prowler on April 10, 2012, 09:02:43 PM
Coach sabbin to the UofA.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 10, 2012, 09:08:50 PM
Neil Calloway is available.  :rimshot:

Honestly, I have no idea. Gus would be the obvious choice, I guess. I'm sure Long has no less than 100 text messages from Jimmy Sexton trying to spring Tubs out of that hell hole called Lubbock.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 10, 2012, 09:13:55 PM
He should switch places with Sean Payton.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: The Prowler on April 10, 2012, 09:18:08 PM
Kirby Smart
Butch Davis
Jimmy Johnson
Bill Parcels
Dave Wannested (sp?)
Charlie Strong
Tommy Tuberville
Gus Malzahn
Skip Holtz
Jim Leavitt
Garret McGee
Sean Payton
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: AWK on April 10, 2012, 10:11:48 PM
I have some weird feeling its going to be Tuberville.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 10, 2012, 10:23:17 PM
SERIOUSLY?????

You are so full of shit your eyes ain't even white anymore.

Massive list so you can claim to be  "right" again.

Not one a valid candidate without major shenanigans.

Bitch, please.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: JR4AU on April 10, 2012, 10:24:25 PM
I have some weird feeling its going to be Tuberville.

Tubs got a 5 year, $11 Mil extension in Jan of 11.  That's a steep buyout.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: wesfau2 on April 10, 2012, 11:50:58 PM
Interim, then hit the coaching carousel next year?

Yes.

No reputable (read: worth a shit professionally) coach will leave in the midst of spring practice to take a new job.

They have to promote from within to maintain team chemistry.  Unfortunately, the obvious internal hire is Paul...Petrino.  Probably not going to happen.  So Arkansas really lost two coaches today.

They'll limp through the season and announce Gus Malzahn as the HC of the Hogs in December.  Book it.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: jesus on April 11, 2012, 01:45:06 AM

I'm guessing it will be an arrangement similar to the one when Jack Crowe was fired, Joe Kines took over and Danny Ford came in to "consult."  Only it will be Taver Johnson with Butch Davis "consulting."

However, one of the voices in my head that I don't hear from very often, and is right about 75% of the time, is telling me that Barry Switzer and Larry Lacewell are getting the band back together. 


Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Jumbo on April 11, 2012, 03:17:04 AM
Hugh Nall is available.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: The Prowler on April 11, 2012, 06:26:52 AM
You are so full of shit your eyes ain't even white anymore.

Massive list so you can claim to be  "right" again.

Not one a valid candidate without major shenanigans.

Bitch, please.

Seriously?
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: AUJarhead on April 11, 2012, 07:39:23 AM
Tubs got a 5 year, $11 Mil extension in Jan of 11.  That's a steep buyout.

Every TT alum I know can't stand him.  I kinda think it's going to be Tubs, too.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 11, 2012, 08:26:16 AM
If I were Arkansas, I'd shy away from Tuberville.  He went away from the conservative offense/lockdown defense in 2008 and hasn't looked back. 

I bet they let a guy on staff be the interim and then see where they're at next year.  This is supposed to be a pretty good Arkansas team.  No need to bring in a whole new system especially considering they won't have a spring practice to learn it.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: JR4AU on April 11, 2012, 08:30:28 AM
If I were Arkansas, I'd shy away from Tuberville.  He went away from the conservative offense/lockdown defense in 2008 and hasn't looked back. 



2008 Defense was pretty damn good, considering the offense was so pathetic.  Also, I think if Tubs were back in the SEC, he'd go back to his way. (That's a 2 edged sword BTDub)  He's in a league now where nobody puts a premium on defense, and the school he's at wants to see offense. 
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2012, 08:38:33 AM
Ted Roof may be available.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Kaos on April 11, 2012, 08:45:22 AM
Well...

They're going to hire Sean Peyton for a year since he's out of the NFL and then figure it out long term.  He might like it so much he'll never go back to the Saints because Arkansas is just that amazing. 

Or...

Jon Gruden
Bill Cowher

or...

Pluck any head coach from any program in the country because the line to take over the Arkansas program extends around the globe.  It's the most attractive coaching position in all of football.


Sorry.  I spent five minutes looking for comedy on an Arkansas board.  Found none. 
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: djsimp on April 11, 2012, 08:51:08 AM
Sorry.  I spent five minutes looking for comedy on an Arkansas board.  Found none.

I have one for you....

@BruceFeldman: Rumor has Arkansas offering Nick Saban an 8 year $50 million deal!! Who said the offseason was not interesting?

Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2012, 08:59:20 AM
I have one for you....

@BruceFeldman: Rumor has Arkansas offering Nick Saban an 8 year $50 million deal!! Who said the offseason was not interesting?

Somebody's gonna have to bring the defibrillator and come see me if that happens...I will die from laughter.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 09:15:57 AM
Rumor has another name... James Sexton
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: GH2001 on April 11, 2012, 09:17:38 AM
Well...

They're going to hire Sean Peyton for a year since he's out of the NFL and then figure it out long term.  He might like it so much he'll never go back to the Saints because Arkansas is just that amazing. 

Or...

Jon Gruden
Bill Cowher

or...

Pluck any head coach from any program in the country because the line to take over the Arkansas program extends around the globe.  It's the most attractive coaching position in all of football.


Sorry.  I spent five minutes looking for comedy on an Arkansas board.  Found none.

Glad someone agrees with me and JR on UAF.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: djsimp on April 11, 2012, 09:20:56 AM
I will die from laughter.

I will run naked down my street screaming FUCK YOU bama. I'm sure Upshaws god-parents will love me for it.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: djsimp on April 11, 2012, 09:25:18 AM
My take says Petrino 2.0 will take over for this next season. Afterwards it would be Malzahns job to lose obviously but.....BUT, Tubbs will be a major player in this and I would not be shocked at all to see him as the next HC at Arkansas. What irony that would be.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
Just a guess.  Paul Rhoades.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 10:05:29 AM
.(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/bobbypetrino_easyrider_medium.gif)
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: GH2001 on April 11, 2012, 10:12:50 AM
.(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/bobbypetrino_easyrider_medium.gif)

I saw no fine ho on the back.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: AUChizad on April 11, 2012, 10:14:26 AM
I have one for you....

@BruceFeldman: Rumor has Arkansas offering Nick Saban an 8 year $50 million deal!! Who said the offseason was not interesting?
Where did you see that? That's not his twitter handle, and the real one didn't say anything like this.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: djsimp on April 11, 2012, 10:19:31 AM
Where did you see that? That's not his twitter handle, and the real one didn't say anything like this.

A troll on the woopussy posted this.

http://woopig.net/board/index.php?topic=79247.25 (http://woopig.net/board/index.php?topic=79247.25)
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Godfather on April 11, 2012, 10:29:52 AM
I don't think it is necessarily Malzahns job to lose.  I would say a huge factor is how he performs this year at Arky St.  It is his first head coaching job, and Arky is a much better job than Ole Miss and Vandy.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: djsimp on April 11, 2012, 10:40:04 AM
I don't think it is necessarily Malzahns job to lose.  I would say a huge factor is how he performs this year at Arky St.  It is his first head coaching job, and Arky is a much better job than Ole Miss and Vandy.

Well...fine then, just fine. I didn't need you to agree with me anyway.

It will depend on Malzahns performance this year but I would have to think that Malzahn would be numero uno on the list of candidates, thus making it his job to lose. If Malzahn bombs out this next season, I'm betting on Tubbs being the guy. I just don't see it getting passed those two.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: GH2001 on April 11, 2012, 10:49:42 AM
At least I didn't get caught with no bimbo on one of them new fangled motor-sicles......How do ya like me now fuckers!!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v-9Lzmh9dtI/TtWuLPE_z5I/AAAAAAAAAkg/6XnCgtjtpOE/s1600/Houston+Nutt+Arkansas.jpg)
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Saniflush on April 11, 2012, 10:51:36 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Pork_Chop_medium.gif)
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2012, 11:19:20 AM
Just heard a caller on Brando say how proud he was of Jeff Long for firing Paytreeno and asked if there was any other school in the SEC that would have done the same thing.  Okay, I'm gonna' go on record as saying I really believe that if Gene Chizik gets caught on a motorcycle with a 25 year old hotty that he's been playing hide the salami with for a while...and who he gave a job to and paid her a $20K bonus.....and put the University in jeopardy of a huge sexy harrassment suit.....and originally lied about all of it to Jay Jacobs so he could make a fool of himself in a press conference....I think he's gone.

But that's just me.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2012, 11:26:13 AM
Just heard a caller on Brando say how proud he was of Jeff Long for firing Paytreeno and asked if there was any other school in the SEC that would have done the same thing.  Okay, I'm gonna' go on record as saying I really believe that if Gene Chizik gets caught on a motorcycle with a 25 year old hotty that he's been playing hide the salami with for a while...and who he gave a job to and paid her a $20K bonus.....and put the University in jeopardy of a huge sexy harrassment suit.....and originally lied about all of it to Jay Jacobs so he could make a fool of himself in a press conference....I think he's gone.

But that's just me.

Meh, maybe.

I still say Saban could drive down Bryant Drive with the corpses of 2 hookers strapped to the front of his Big Wheel and nobody would say a cot damn thing to him in T-Town.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: JR4AU on April 11, 2012, 11:30:42 AM
Just heard a caller on Brando say how proud he was of Jeff Long for firing Paytreeno and asked if there was any other school in the SEC that would have done the same thing.  Okay, I'm gonna' go on record as saying I really believe that if Gene Chizik gets caught on a motorcycle with a 25 year old hotty that he's been playing hide the salami with for a while...and who he gave a job to and paid her a $20K bonus.....and put the University in jeopardy of a huge sexy harrassment suit.....and originally lied about all of it to Jay Jacobs so he could make a fool of himself in a press conference....I think he's gone.

But that's just me.

Agree
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: JR4AU on April 11, 2012, 11:34:06 AM
Meh, maybe.

I still say Saban could drive down Bryant Drive with the corpses of 2 hookers strapped to the front of his Big Wheel and nobody would say a cot damn thing to him in T-Town.

They would call finefuck and say "they were gonna die anyway, whats the big deal, its just a couple of whores?"
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: AWK on April 11, 2012, 11:34:39 AM
Meh, maybe.

I still say Saban could drive down Bryant Drive with the corpses of 2 hookers strapped to the front of his Big Wheel and nobody would say a cot damn thing to him in T-Town.
Haha, fact.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: AUChizad on April 11, 2012, 11:39:10 AM
Meh, maybe.

I still say Saban could drive down Bryant Drive with the corpses of 2 hookers strapped to the front of his Big Wheel and nobody would say a cot damn thing to him in T-Town.
Yeah, but we'd never hear about it, because TPD would tell him "Run along now. We didn't see nothin'".
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2012, 11:40:49 AM
Yeah, but we'd never hear about it, because TPD would tell him "Run along now. We didn't see nothin'".

This
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: GH2001 on April 11, 2012, 12:48:38 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Pork_Chop_medium.gif)

Is that Clinton giving him the thumbs up? If so......hilarious.
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: JR4AU on April 11, 2012, 01:09:26 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Pork_Chop_medium.gif)

 :rofl: :clap:
Title: Re: So, what do the Hogs do?
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 11, 2012, 01:26:22 PM
Army should hire a hot lesbian for their head coach.  Then when she follows in the footsteps of her predessors and fucked someone she shouldn't, no one will care as long as there is video.