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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on April 10, 2012, 07:49:02 PM

Title: Petrino fired?
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 10, 2012, 07:49:02 PM
I have to post this shit in the middle of the night from across the pond based on a FB rumor?  Somebody get some damn skreets ASAP!!!
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: JR4AU on April 10, 2012, 07:57:33 PM
Seems so...

http://wreg.com/2012/04/10/bobby-petrino-fired-as-arkansas-coach/ (http://wreg.com/2012/04/10/bobby-petrino-fired-as-arkansas-coach/)
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 10, 2012, 08:00:30 PM
The ESPN gods hath spoken:

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7798429/bobby-petrino-return-arkansas-razorbacks-coach-sources-say (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7798429/bobby-petrino-return-arkansas-razorbacks-coach-sources-say)
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 10, 2012, 08:02:23 PM
Guess that 200 strong rally didn't work after all.  Maybe he can coarch Arkansas State this season...
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: The Prowler on April 10, 2012, 08:05:35 PM
...Bye, bye Petrino. Fuck around, fuck around, you won't be around.

Btw, Bobby was fuckin the woman that rode bitch.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Godfather on April 10, 2012, 09:19:48 PM
Wow Prowler you really went out on a limb with that.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 10, 2012, 09:20:08 PM
Skreetz.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: The Prowler on April 10, 2012, 09:22:45 PM
Wow Prowler you really went out on a limb with that.
I had a feeling that it wasn't going to end well for Bobby.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: JR4AU on April 10, 2012, 09:31:20 PM
I had a feeling that it wasn't going to end well for Bobby.

If only we all had your intuition!
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: BZ770 on April 10, 2012, 09:31:38 PM
He did it all for the Nookie. :facepalm:  Glad Malzahn wasn't our OC or we'd be fucked right now.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: The Prowler on April 10, 2012, 09:43:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7x3x6QHlrA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7x3x6QHlrA#)
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 10, 2012, 10:00:54 PM
I saw this coming.

Signed,

Stevie Wonder
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: AWK on April 10, 2012, 10:10:13 PM
Karma is a bitch.  All the shit they gave us over Cam Newton that amounted to nothing.  Fuck em.  I hope they get Mike Shula.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: JR4AU on April 11, 2012, 01:12:04 PM
Just read where some TN fans think that having Petrino available makes Dooley's seat uber-hot.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Kaos on April 11, 2012, 01:17:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7x3x6QHlrA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7x3x6QHlrA#)

Worst battle cry in the history of the modern world. 

Whoever came up with that did it as a joke and is amazed they perform that ridiculous act with "pride."
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: AUChizad on April 11, 2012, 01:44:37 PM
It certainly does appear to be raining shit on Bobby Petrino right now.

(http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/34/65887-robert_stack_498_large.jpg)

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/15331110/arkansas-coach-petrinos-son-arrested-on-drug-dwi-charges/rss (http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/15331110/arkansas-coach-petrinos-son-arrested-on-drug-dwi-charges/rss)

Quote
Arkansas coach Petrino's son arrested on drug, DWI charges

CBSSports.com wire reports

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino said Monday the arrest of his son on DWI and drug charges is a family and legal matter and doesn't concern the Razorbacks football team.

Police in the southern Indiana city of Huntingburg said 23-year-old Dominic R. Petrino of Fayetteville was arrested at 12:06 a.m. Monday. He was charged with driving while intoxicated, possession of marijuana, illegal possession of prescription drugs and possession of paraphernalia.

The coach said in a message to the Associated Press that he and his wife won't comment further about the incident.

A police report says the younger Petrino was stopped after weaving off a roadway. Police say a blood test showed the presence of marijuana and prescription opiates. He was released on $1,000 bond later Monday.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: JR4AU on April 11, 2012, 01:52:12 PM
It certainly does appear to be raining shit on Bobby Petrino right now.

(http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/34/65887-robert_stack_498_large.jpg)

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/15331110/arkansas-coach-petrinos-son-arrested-on-drug-dwi-charges/rss (http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/15331110/arkansas-coach-petrinos-son-arrested-on-drug-dwi-charges/rss)

Wait till Mrs. Petrino's lawyer has him served with papers.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: GH2001 on April 11, 2012, 01:56:41 PM

Thought this part was funny....Now.

Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino said Monday the arrest of his son on DWI and drug charges is a family and legal matter and doesn't concern the Razorbacks football team.

Umm yeah, it sure doesn't. You are no longer the coach ass hat.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 11, 2012, 02:04:33 PM
Just read where some TN fans think that having Petrino available makes Dooley's seat uber-hot.

I sure as fuck hope not.

Dooley can go, I just don't want Petrino.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 11, 2012, 06:25:19 PM
It certainly does appear to be raining shit on Bobby Petrino right now.

(http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/34/65887-robert_stack_498_large.jpg)

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/15331110/arkansas-coach-petrinos-son-arrested-on-drug-dwi-charges/rss (http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/15331110/arkansas-coach-petrinos-son-arrested-on-drug-dwi-charges/rss)
"You know what you get when two shit-tectonic plates collide? Shitquakes, Julian. Shitquakes."
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: AUChizad on April 11, 2012, 06:33:22 PM
"You know what you get when two shit-tectonic plates collide? Shitquakes, Julian. Shitquakes."
-5
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: AUChizad on April 11, 2012, 06:38:36 PM
-10 to myself.

 :facepalm:

PCT can have his 5 back.

I misremembered that line being part of the Robert Stack segment, but it was actually this scene:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-xTK6b4tJnhttY/baseketball_1998_what_happened/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-xTK6b4tJnhttY/baseketball_1998_what_happened/)
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: The Prowler on April 11, 2012, 06:42:35 PM
Was young Petrino helping recruit for Dad? I ask that because I've heard about Jimmy Johns type recruiting ”helpers” that gets the prospects anything they want...and with Bobby coming out and saying that it doesn't have anything to do with Arkansas football and with him being a known liar, that thought crossed my mind.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 11, 2012, 07:06:08 PM
-10 to myself.

 :facepalm:

PCT can have his 5 back.

I misremembered that line being part of the Robert Stack segment, but it was actually this scene.
Close, but not quite. Here's 100 classic Jim Leahy
shiticisms courtesy of The Trailer Park Boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuedGDhkQKg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuedGDhkQKg#)
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Saniflush on April 12, 2012, 10:25:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwqBEuJBhhs#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwqBEuJBhhs#ws)
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 12, 2012, 11:39:44 AM
http://youtu.be/zWb6M44LWYM (http://youtu.be/zWb6M44LWYM)
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
http://youtu.be/zWb6M44LWYM (http://youtu.be/zWb6M44LWYM)

That is....fucking AWESOME!!!

Question though, why does a reporter turn into an elephant?
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: JR4AU on April 12, 2012, 11:50:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwqBEuJBhhs#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwqBEuJBhhs#ws)

Everybody is a fucking comedian.
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: JR4AU on April 12, 2012, 11:55:48 AM
http://youtu.be/zWb6M44LWYM (http://youtu.be/zWb6M44LWYM)

Ok, there are some actual comedians!
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: CCTAU on April 12, 2012, 12:36:46 PM
Saw this on FB:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/578884_3454814060915_1587737872_2778155_1430876076_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 12, 2012, 12:47:23 PM
That is....fudgeing AWESOME!!!

Question though, why does a reporter turn into an elephant?

I think that was Petrino's girlfriend.  Reference to her being the "elephant in the room".
Title: Re: Petrino fired?
Post by: AUChizad on April 12, 2012, 04:07:00 PM
I misremembered that line being part of the Robert Stack segment
I still would have accepted "Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet," or "Scenario Two: Petrino Went to Disney World."