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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on April 03, 2012, 12:17:44 PM
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According to a recent poll published by "Inside College," a website built around lists offering factual data, views from experts, and lists generated by users, Auburn University may not be the college for you if you're looking for your Romeo or Juliet.
The website posed a question to users: "Which schools are the best places to find love?" Sorry, Tigers, but you didn't make the cut. The University of Alabama, UAB and Samford University, however, were all voted as romantic choices for college-bound students.
This got me wondering...well...why?
While it began in 1856 as the small East Alabama Male College, today it's one of the largest universities in the South. Women were admitted in 1892, making Auburn the oldest four-year, coeducational school in the state and the second-oldest in the Southeast. The current student population is an almost even split between women and men.
So why do students not consider it a place to find true love? Let's hear from Auburn students and grads. Were you not adequately represented in this light-hearted poll? Are other schools in the state really more romantic? This state is known for its school rivalries...who's going to win this one?
http://blog.al.com/strange-alabama/2012/04/auburn_university_is_not_for_l.html (http://blog.al.com/strange-alabama/2012/04/auburn_university_is_not_for_l.html)
:facepalm:
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Auburn students are not looking for love. They just want to get laid.
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Auburn students are not looking for love. They just want to get laid.
More proof that Auburn students are smarter.
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More proof that Auburn students are smarter.
And I don't know who they questioned at the Crapstoned because all they want to do is find some passed out schlub's mouth that they can drop their coconuts into.
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Apparently "best place to find love" is the same as "bang the shit out of a coke whore".
just sayin.
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Apparently "best place to find love" is the same as "bang the shit out of a coke whore".
just sayin.
or cousin...wait...yeah, coke whore.
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or cousin...wait...yeah, coke whore.
You were on the right track...coke whore cousin.
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Finding "love"? Yeah, I agree. What college wants that shit.
Finding someone to fuck with alcohol involved? Never had an issue with accomplishing that in my years.
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Finding someone to fuck with alcohol involved? Never had an issue with accomplishing that in my years.
The real question is...have you ever gotten laid without it? ;)
And I have been to more goddamn weddings than I can even begin to count for couples that met at Auburn. Fuck those clowns.
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The real question is...have you ever gotten laid without it? ;)
And I have been to more goddamn weddings than I can even begin to count for couples that met at Auburn. Fuck those clowns.
KAPOW!!!!
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KAPOW!!!!
Kapow? Fucking Kapow?
You say that as if she insulted me. That girl speaks mere troof.
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Kapow? Fucking Kapow?
You say that as if she insulted me. That girl speaks mere troof.
KABOOM???
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KABOOM???
"true story" would have sufficed.
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"true story" would have sufficed.
SHAZAM
She doesn't post much, but when she does, you can bet there will be carnage.
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More proof that Auburn students are smarter.
Fact. Shark Week.
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Fact. Shark Week.
It's for real.
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Who needs love.
I went to Auburn when we were on quarters. If you fudged one girl per quarter (and if you could not then please do not admit it) you would end your career with 16 girls fudged. Not a bad haul.
Love is for after you graduate. Love in college is like bringing sand to the beach.
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Love in college is like bringing sand to the beach.
Word!
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Who needs love.
I went to Auburn when we were on quarters. If you fudged one girl per quarter (and if you could not then please do not admit it) you would end your career with 16 girls fudged. Not a bad haul.
Love is for after you graduate. Love in college is like bringing sand to the beach.
Fudged? Are we shitting on their chests now? Because I'm game.