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Title: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: AUChizad on April 03, 2012, 10:22:56 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/bengals-cheerleader-pleads-sex-abuse-charge/story?id=16055347 (http://abcnews.go.com/US/bengals-cheerleader-pleads-sex-abuse-charge/story?id=16055347)

(http://richkidsbrand.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/s-richkidsbrand.jpg)

(http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sarah-jones-cheerleader-300x294.jpg)

(http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bengal-cheerleader-sarah-jones.jpg)

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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57408535-504083/sarah-jones-former-cincinnati-bengals-cheerleader-pleads-not-guilty-to-student-sex-abuse-charges/ (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57408535-504083/sarah-jones-former-cincinnati-bengals-cheerleader-pleads-not-guilty-to-student-sex-abuse-charges/)
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Sarah Jones, former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader, pleads not guilty to student sex abuse charges

(CBS) CONVINGTON, Ky - Sarah Jones, a former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader indicted for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a high school student when she was a teacher, pleaded not guilty to sex abuse charges on Monday.

The Chicago Sun Times reports the 26-year-old Jones, the captain of the Ben-Gals cheerleading squad, pleaded not guilty in Kenton Circuit Court to first-degree sexual abuse. She also pleaded not guilty to unlawful use of electronic means to induce a minor to engage in sexual or other prohibited activities.

Meanwhile, Jones' mother was also indicted. Cheryl Jones faces a single charge of tampering with evidence. Cheryl Jones is the principal at Twenhofel Middle School and was placed on paid administrative leave, according to Dixie Heights Superintendent Terri Cox-Cruey.

MSNBC reports the indictment last week states the alleged sexual relationship between Sarah Jones and the high school student took place between Oct. 1 and Dec. 31. Jones resigned Nov. 29 from Dixie Heights, citing personal reasons, where she taught freshman English for about five years. She denied that anything happened.

"The student denies it. The parents of the student are upset that this has gone where it has gone. They don't have anything bad to say about Sarah. Sarah denies it," attorney Eric Deters said in December. "There's no victim. There's nobody saying 'Hey, this happened.'"

Each of the charges is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Judge Patricia Summe reduced Sarah Jones' $50,000 bond and Cheryl Jones' $30,000 bond to $15,000 each. She also required the pair to be placed on electric monitoring as a term of their release.

A pretrial date was set for June 11, with the trial scheduled for June 27.

Ok, this shit is getting out of hand. How are these kids fucking these incredibly hot teachers?!? We didn't even have any hot teachers in my entire 12 years of public schooling.

No shit the kid isn't pressing charges on the smoking hot captain of an NFL cheerleading squad for fucking him.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Saniflush on April 03, 2012, 10:24:58 AM
Wasn't that the same school Pike graduated from?
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: wesfau2 on April 03, 2012, 10:31:35 AM
Wasn't that the same school Pike graduated from?

Si.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: AUChizad on April 03, 2012, 10:32:14 AM
Si.
I'm almost positive Zeke crushed that ass.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Saniflush on April 03, 2012, 10:36:55 AM
I'm almost positive Zeke crushed that ass.

Quick.   See if he twatted about it.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: JR4AU on April 03, 2012, 01:32:54 PM

(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/JK05Ij9kc._3FbU.ZjrYAQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zNTU7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/gma/us.abcnews.gma.com/abc_sarah_jones_thg_120330_wmain.jpg)



the smoking hot captain of an NFL cheerleading squad

Huh?
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: GarMan on April 03, 2012, 01:36:57 PM
Huh?

I know...  She looks like the centerfold in High Times magazine. 

Never misunderestimate the power of cosmetics... 
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: AUChizad on April 03, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
Huh?
Selecting that picture last was done for comedic effect, joke gun.

You pulling a Kaos and saying you wouldn't bang this cheerleader's brains out, especially if you were a high school teenager?
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: JR4AU on April 03, 2012, 01:39:07 PM
I know...  She looks like the centerfold in High Times magazine. 

Never misunderestimate the power of cosmetics...

From the neck down, she's good to go.  But yeah, the face?  That said, I'd still hit it. 
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: AUChizad on April 03, 2012, 01:39:44 PM
From the neck down, she's good to go.  But yeah, the face?  That said, I'd still hit it.
Thank you.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: JR4AU on April 03, 2012, 01:40:19 PM
Selecting that picture last was done for comedic effect, joke gun.

You pulling a Kaos and saying you wouldn't bang this cheerleader's brains out, especially if you were a high school teenager?

Did you read where I said I wouldn't hit it?  No.  I would, but the face, even with makeup, is average at best, and sort of mousy looking. 
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: djsimp on April 03, 2012, 01:53:10 PM
(http://richkidsbrand.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/s-richkidsbrand.jpg)

meeeeoooow
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2012, 02:06:03 PM
I know...  She looks like the centerfold in High Times magazine. 

Never misunderestimate the power of cosmetics...  photoshop

FTFY
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2012, 03:03:14 PM
Hitting that would be  #winning
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Token on April 03, 2012, 08:55:04 PM
You motherfuckers and you're absolutely unrealistic expectations.  I had a teacher in school that was at least 10 years older than her, and not near as hot.  I would have nailed her everyday if given the chance.  You picky bastards. 
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: JR4AU on April 03, 2012, 08:58:34 PM
You motherfuckers and you're absolutely unrealistic expectations.  I had a teacher in school that was at least 10 years older than her, and not near as hot.  I would have nailed her everyday if given the chance.  You picky bastards.

Who in this thread said they'd turn it down?
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Saniflush on April 04, 2012, 07:25:09 AM
Who in this thread said they'd turn it down?
Me.

Upside down.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2012, 10:03:17 AM
Me.

Upside down.

I like what you did there
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: GH2001 on April 04, 2012, 10:27:16 AM
Did you read where I said I wouldn't hit it?  No.  I would, but the face, even with makeup, is average at best, and sort of mousy looking.

From your point of view, why do you care about her face? We all know you want her feet.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: JR4AU on April 04, 2012, 10:55:59 AM
From your point of view, why do you care about her face? We all know you want her feet.

I like all things female, well except their standard psychosis, and her face is a style of face that is unattractive to me. Round and mousy looking.  And I'm not THAT picky.  I have a wide range of what I find attractive.  Contrary to what Chad said about the last pic being for "comedic effect", THAT is what she really looks like day in and day out.   Garman and GF are right about makeup and photoshop too. 

Still, I'd hit it.

Since I can't see her feet, I can't judge them.  I can see her face.  Skinny chics often have boney, long, monkey toes, and that's not attractive.   If she has nice feet, that would certainly be a bonus.   If she didn't, I'd still hit it.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: GH2001 on April 04, 2012, 01:22:53 PM
I like all things female, well except their standard psychosis, and her face is a style of face that is unattractive to me. Round and mousy looking.  And I'm not THAT picky.  I have a wide range of what I find attractive.  Contrary to what Chad said about the last pic being for "comedic effect", THAT is what she really looks like day in and day out.   Garman and GF are right about makeup and photoshop too. 

Still, I'd hit it.

Since I can't see her feet, I can't judge them.  I can see her face.  Skinny chics often have boney, long, monkey toes, and that's not attractive.   If she has nice feet, that would certainly be a bonus.   If she didn't, I'd still hit it.

Here, just use your imagination and a paper towel.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WkT_YyUyE1E/TRxGuYqnaVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KAz9sO8WxKE/s1600/ts2.jpg)
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: JR4AU on April 04, 2012, 01:24:59 PM
Here, just use your imagination and a paper towel.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WkT_YyUyE1E/TRxGuYqnaVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KAz9sO8WxKE/s1600/ts2.jpg)

That should have come with a warning!   :puke:
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2012, 01:27:30 PM
Here, just use your imagination and a paper towel.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WkT_YyUyE1E/TRxGuYqnaVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KAz9sO8WxKE/s1600/ts2.jpg)

Dayyyyum...she got the hammer toes
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2012, 01:29:21 PM
Like many, I can't think of one teacher I had, except maybe Mrs. Bowermaster in 6th grade, that I had any thoughts whatsoever of groping their jiggly bits.  Any of you old timers recall Sandra Newkirk at Auburn?  I think I had her for 63.8% of my classes.  5'0" 246.   
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: GarMan on April 04, 2012, 01:30:16 PM
That should have come with a warning!   :puke: 
Alien feet...  I think those toes have an extra joint/knuckle in them. 
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: JR4AU on April 04, 2012, 01:35:28 PM
Like many, I can't think of one teacher I had, except maybe Mrs. Bowermaster in 6th grade, that I had any thoughts whatsoever of groping their jiggly bits.  Any of you old timers recall Sandra Newkirk at Auburn?  I think I had her for 63.8% of my classes.  5'0" 246.   

My Fr. year of HS, we took Typing.  All you whipper snappers imagine a classroom full of fucking typewriters, no "keyboards" or "monitors".  And the "chick, chick, chick" sound of the typewriter as we typed our assignments.   Anyway, Mrs. Pillitteri was a young lass not long out of college, and taught the class.  5'2" maybe, and petite.  Every guy in the class had dreams about her. 
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2012, 02:05:05 PM
Like many, I can't think of one teacher I had, except maybe Mrs. Bowermaster in 6th grade, that I had any thoughts whatsoever of groping their jiggly bits.  Any of you old timers recall Sandra Newkirk at Auburn?  I think I had her for 63.8% of my classes.  5'0" 246.   

Aah...I remember 10th grade English like it was yesterday.  Mrs. Buzbee.  She was 71, or maybe 72.  3'11" and had this deformed hand.  When she put that nub on your naughty bits...man I tell ya.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: djsimp on April 04, 2012, 02:16:30 PM
Aah...I remember 10th grade English like it was yesterday.  Mrs. Buzbee.  She was 71, or maybe 72.  3'11" and had this deformed hand.  When she put that nub on your naughty bits...man I tell ya.

Oh yeah, I remember Mrs. Billups my 3rd grade teacher, whom we so affectionately called Mrs. Bull-lips. She could suck the virginity right outta you.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: djsimp on April 04, 2012, 02:17:42 PM
Here, just use your imagination and a paper towel.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WkT_YyUyE1E/TRxGuYqnaVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KAz9sO8WxKE/s1600/ts2.jpg)

I bet she's good at climbing trees.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: AUChizad on April 04, 2012, 02:28:14 PM
I remember the teacher everyone wanted to fuck at our high school's name was Ms. Dean. She was, at best, a five or a six at the time.

Only because she was the only teacher at the school under 40 years and/or 200 pounds.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Godfather on April 04, 2012, 03:19:50 PM
Aah...I remember 10th grade English like it was yesterday.  Mrs. Buzbee.  She was 71, or maybe 72.  3'11" and had this deformed hand.  When she put that nub on your naughty bits...man I tell ya.

Her tiny sausage fingers made it look HUGE!

She knows bird is the word.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Godfather on April 04, 2012, 03:21:25 PM
I also would like to vote that we no longer post the foot that will now give me fucking nightmares.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Saniflush on April 04, 2012, 03:23:07 PM
I also would like to vote that we no longer post the foot that will now give me fucking nightmares.

I bet AWK is salivating
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: djsimp on April 04, 2012, 03:24:28 PM
I also would like to vote that we no longer post the foot that will now give me fucking nightmares.

Why? A women with those toes could give you a good rub down.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2012, 03:28:10 PM
I bet AWK is salivating

Another great blast from the past today...
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Godfather on April 04, 2012, 04:00:50 PM
Another great blast from the past today...

Might as well make it a trifecta.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/ogrejoke1.jpg)
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2012, 04:06:00 PM
Wait, you have 212 messages.  I knew you never answer shit.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Godfather on April 04, 2012, 04:08:59 PM
Wait, you have 212 messages.  I knew you never answer shit.
No..now I have 803
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: wesfau2 on April 04, 2012, 04:29:54 PM
Might as well make it a trifecta.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/ogrejoke1.jpg)

Glorious.

The bowl cut...the face painted by another man... :bowl:
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Godfather on April 04, 2012, 04:33:12 PM
Glorious.

The bowl cut...the face painted by another man... :bowl:

The giant X taking a steaming football dump.  good times
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2012, 04:52:04 PM
The X can't handle much more, captain.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2012, 04:53:13 PM
The X can't handle much more, captain.

We need more dilithium crystals or she's gonna' bleeewww.
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Ogre on April 04, 2012, 07:04:53 PM
Might as well make it a trifecta.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/ogrejoke1.jpg)

Damn I was fat!  Ah, memories...
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 05, 2012, 12:12:49 AM
Damn I was fat!  Ah, memories...

Was?
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Ogre on April 05, 2012, 09:34:26 AM
Was?

I've dropped about 45 lbs since that picture.  I look like teh AIDS got hold of me.

(They haven't though - I've been tested)
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Godfather on April 05, 2012, 09:44:09 AM
I've dropped about 45 lbs since that picture.  I look like teh AIDS got hold of me.

(They haven't though - I've been tested)

Still sporting the bowl though... :classic:
Title: Re: Luckiest "Victim" Ever
Post by: Ogre on April 05, 2012, 09:50:18 AM
Gotta keep it real!  :bowl: