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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on February 24, 2012, 09:40:09 AM

Title: Sorry Guys, Sold Out
Post by: AUChizad on February 24, 2012, 09:40:09 AM
http://www.amazon.com/December-Diamonds-Touchdown-Player-Magnet-Celebrate/dp/B0046933LY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330094202&sr=8-1 (http://www.amazon.com/December-Diamonds-Touchdown-Player-Magnet-Celebrate/dp/B0046933LY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330094202&sr=8-1)

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December Diamonds Touchdown Blond Football Player Merman Magnet....Celebrate the Alabama Crimson Tide 2011 Season!!!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61dP1LyB2ML._AA1312_.jpg)

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Beautiful women were literally throwing their naked bodies on me
February 23, 2012 By Bob Greasy
when they saw this magnificent sculpture on my mantel. I am but a modest man seeking a simple life of joy and pleasure. I thought this December Diamonds Touchdown Football Player Merman Ornament would be a nice addition to my living room. I had no idea the perverse affect it would have on the fairer sex. Within 15 minutes of acquiring this 8th Wonder Of The World I was attacked by 2 gorgeous women whose only mission in life was to be sausaged by the owner of the December Diamonds Touchdown Football Player Merman Ornament. This event was repeated dozens of times with hundreds of women over the next 5 days.
Finally, in a desperate attempt to preserve what little skin was left of my genitalia, I donated the sculpture to a local soup kitchen.

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Roll Tide!
February 23, 2012 By TheBearLives
Nothing could have made my Christmas happier than this beautiful ornament. The rest of the trailer park is totally jealous of this and the vast collection of houndstooth in my living area. You could write Crimson Tide on a turkey turd and I would display it in my trailer. Now that Christmas is over I am going to display this item next to Shirt I had framed because Kenny Stabler yacked on it during one of his 17000 all night binges. Oh Joy!
Title: Re: Sorry Guys, Sold Out
Post by: AUChizad on February 24, 2012, 09:41:02 AM
My first thought was that that bare chest was missing something. Someone already beat me to the chase.

(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n588/Jkm4au/Ammo/McMerman.jpg)
Title: Re: Sorry Guys, Sold Out
Post by: JR4AU on February 24, 2012, 02:55:20 PM
http://www.amazon.com/December-Diamonds-Touchdown-Player-Magnet-Celebrate/dp/B0046933LY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330094202&sr=8-1 (http://www.amazon.com/December-Diamonds-Touchdown-Player-Magnet-Celebrate/dp/B0046933LY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330094202&sr=8-1)

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There's something really creepy about that thing.