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Title: Weiner Roast
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 09, 2012, 03:14:00 PM
DO NOT click on the link if you are squeamish...

http://ambulancedriverfiles.com/2012/02/09/weiner-roast/ (http://ambulancedriverfiles.com/2012/02/09/weiner-roast/)

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When I was a kid, we used to have lots of fun introducing our city kid friends to the hours of fun and enjoyment that is an electric fence.

There was even a little limerick we'd sing:

When I was young and had no sense, stuck my d*ck in an electric fence.
It curled my hairs and singed my balls, made me crap my overalls.

Of course, we were lucky in that our electric fence was only powered by a little 12-volt charger. It would bite, but not do permanent damage. When the fence is powered by a 220 watt, 3 phase impulse generator, the potential for damage is considerably more severe.

Photo of the damage after the jump. Don't say you weren't warned.

Darwinism at its finest.  Not dead, but not gonna reproduce either.





Title: Re: Weiner Roast
Post by: Shug Dye on February 10, 2012, 12:18:16 PM
Squeamish hell...don't click on this if you even have a friday morning hangover.

gawdalmighty.
Title: Re: Weiner Roast
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 12:19:40 PM
Quote from: Shug Dye on February 10, 2012, 12:18:16 PM
Squeamish hell...don't click on this if you even have a friday morning hangover.

gawdalmighty.

Thought you liked your weiners hawt?
Title: Re: Weiner Roast
Post by: Shug Dye on February 10, 2012, 12:23:55 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 12:19:40 PM
Thought you liked your weiners hawt?

I provide the heat.
Title: Re: Weiner Roast
Post by: GarMan on February 10, 2012, 12:45:38 PM
Why in hell would anyone need to use 3 Phase 220 for an electric fence?  Was this Jurassic Park or sumpin'?
Title: Re: Weiner Roast
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 01:11:44 PM
Quote from: GarMan on February 10, 2012, 12:45:38 PM
Why in hell would anyone need to use 3 Phase 220 for an electric fence?  Was this Jurassic Park or sumpin'?

The real question is why wouldn't they?
Title: Re: Weiner Roast
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 11, 2012, 12:56:43 AM
Quote from: Shug Dye on February 10, 2012, 12:18:16 PM
Squeamish hell...don't click on this if you even have a friday morning hangover.

gawdalmighty.

Can you imagine seeing the aftermath of that - scar tissue and all - coming at you?

Gag.  And not for the normal reasons.

And PS - I wish I had a Friday morning hangover...
Title: Re: Weiner Roast
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2012, 07:11:21 AM
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 11, 2012, 12:56:43 AM
Can you imagine seeing the aftermath of that - scar tissue and all - coming at you?

Gag.  And not for the normal reasons.

And PS - I wish I had a Friday morning hangover...

How about a Monday morning wiener?