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Title: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Saniflush on February 01, 2012, 04:04:36 PM
at first I was like   :gig:

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/faxcamgirl2.jpg)

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/faxcamgirl3.jpg)



but then I was like      :by: :haha:







(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/faxcamgirl4.png)
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: GH2001 on February 01, 2012, 04:06:39 PM
Ehhhh, I'd still hit it.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Saniflush on February 01, 2012, 04:07:59 PM
They liked her cause she has gums like Forrest's buddy Bubba.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 01, 2012, 04:11:13 PM
Ehhhh, I'd still hit it.

Face down in a pillow and ass up in the air and most on this board would.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Godfather on February 01, 2012, 04:11:36 PM
YARRGH!
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 01, 2012, 04:13:15 PM
YARRGH!

Riar!
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: AUChizad on February 01, 2012, 04:13:41 PM
A perfect metaphor for signing to play football there in the first place.

Looks good at first, then you realize you've been deceived.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 01, 2012, 04:14:35 PM
I have to be honest.  This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass. 

Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Godfather on February 01, 2012, 04:16:08 PM
That just oozes class!

**edit** You posted before me THS, but thats what I'm sayin.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Saniflush on February 01, 2012, 04:16:49 PM
I have to be honest.  This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass.

Now now.  Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department. 
Math tutor?
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 01, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
Now now.  Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department. 
Math tutor?

Her BFF is a 5*
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: AUChizad on February 01, 2012, 04:20:35 PM
Now now.  Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department. 
Math tutor?
Where's Brooks to crack the case by proving she's on the University Payroll, which of course means, for hookin'.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 01, 2012, 04:25:58 PM
Her BFF is a 5*

I can almost see her star...fish.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: GH2001 on February 01, 2012, 04:26:04 PM
Now now.  Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department. 
Math tutor?

I bet she gives great "legitimate jobs".
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: RWS on February 01, 2012, 04:30:17 PM
I have to be honest.  This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass.
This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Saniflush on February 01, 2012, 04:39:54 PM
This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.

So you're saying she's not good in math?
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: RWS on February 01, 2012, 04:44:48 PM
So you're saying she's not good in math?
She's good, but not gooder.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: CCTAU on February 01, 2012, 04:55:40 PM
It's all good. She's not scheduled to go on stage till around 9 tonight!
Still plenty of time for a few more faxes!
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 01, 2012, 05:11:41 PM
Where's that Tuscaloosa preacher when you need him?
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Godfather on February 01, 2012, 05:24:29 PM
This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.

You are just upset she wasn't running the board.

(http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1320/1440875785_f1619cdd1f.jpg)
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 01, 2012, 05:37:47 PM
This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.

That's good.

But it did have something to do with UA.  And the ambush on Auburn's Tigerettes technically wasn't done by UA.  It was done by message boards and radio stations. 

Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 02, 2012, 05:16:30 PM
Watch for a few seconds, then fast forward to the last 15 seconds.  Familiar?

NSFW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fDvrYDcmg#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9fDvrYDcmg#ws)
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Godfather on February 02, 2012, 05:42:52 PM
She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: AWK on February 02, 2012, 06:21:24 PM
She is a stripper. 
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 02, 2012, 06:28:36 PM
Goddamn, she's fucking hideous. I'm dead serious, that skanks face is just shamefully fucked up. She's so ugly that I can't even make a joke about her.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: JR4AU on February 02, 2012, 06:30:59 PM
She's so ugly that I can't even make a joke about her.

I don't even know you anymore.  It's like you've given up! 
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 02, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
I don't even know you anymore.  It's like you've given up!
I hear you, brother. I'm disappointed in myself. The hamster is just standing there on the wheel with a "WTF was that" look on his face.

We've all heard the phrase, "she's got a face only her mother could love". Well, this chicks mom hates her.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 02, 2012, 06:46:19 PM
I hear you, brother. I'm disappointed in myself. The hamster is just standing there on the wheel with a "WTF was that" look on his face.

We've all heard the phrase, "she's got a face only her mother could love". Well, this chicks mom hates her.

Damn, dude.  She's a stripper.  Her mom probably does hate her.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: JR4AU on February 02, 2012, 07:10:18 PM
Damn, dude.  She's a stripper. 

Well, if that's the case, then she's got a serious professional problem.  She's got no tits to take the focus off that ugly assed mug of hers.  She'd do herself a world of good to purchase some large, quality, fun bags.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: JR4AU on February 02, 2012, 07:11:21 PM
I hear you, brother. I'm disappointed in myself. The hamster is just standing there on the wheel with a "WTF was that" look on his face.



Have another drink or 8, and rediscover your mojo.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 02, 2012, 09:24:00 PM
On ITAT, they posted her profile...she works at The Furnace.

Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2012, 09:28:09 AM
On ITAT, they posted her profile...she works at The Furnace.

I only saw dark meat at the furnace...WTH Buzz?
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Kaos on February 03, 2012, 09:35:22 AM
Nope.  I wouldn't hit it.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_em1NcViWsbE/S-2KLWU9-HI/AAAAAAAABe0/mQVA0aFO-U8/s1600/mister_ed_talking_horse.jpg)
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2012, 09:48:08 AM
Imma gonna start handing out negatives real soon...just sayin
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2012, 10:17:45 AM
I only saw dark meat at the furnace...WTH Buzz?

She must be part of the daytime crew.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2012, 11:12:38 AM
Imma gonna start handing out negatives real soon...just sayin

Times up....

-5 to the following Kaos, JR4AU, THS, PCTiger, and AWK.

-15 to Buzz cause I expect more of him!
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Saniflush on February 03, 2012, 11:23:43 AM
Times up....

-5 to the following Kaos, JR4AU, THS, PCTiger, and AWK.

-15 to Buzz cause I expect more of him!

You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2012, 11:25:37 AM
Hey, you and Tommy LaSorda!  I hate Tommy LaSorda!
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2012, 11:28:44 AM
I'll let it pass, but I was looking for.

She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?

What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
Title: Re: Updyke fax girl
Post by: djsimp on February 06, 2012, 08:43:51 AM
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n588/Jkm4au/Ammo/FaxGirl.gif)