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Title: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUltered Ego on January 18, 2012, 01:45:52 PM
...has made it here, so I figured I'd see what this place is all about.

Hope this is the right venue to put some of my recent work. If not, well... then my bad. ;)

@AUlteredEgo

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Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: djsimp on January 18, 2012, 01:47:55 PM
Have your dog delivered to Jumbo immediately.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUltered Ego on January 18, 2012, 02:00:31 PM
Have your dog delivered to Jumbo immediately.

Did you just tell me to "Drink more Ovaltine"? Seems cryptic to the new guy. Care to expound? ;)
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Godfather on January 18, 2012, 02:00:41 PM
Always looking for new folks and farkers...welcome.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Godfather on January 18, 2012, 02:01:20 PM
This is our little slice of heaven
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AWK on January 18, 2012, 02:01:36 PM
I like the coaches trophy one the best.  Welcome, don't trust Saniflush.  He will put you in a sleeper hold and your ass will hurt for days. 
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 18, 2012, 02:07:34 PM
The tea-bagging of the trophy made me lulz.

Nice work.

Welcome! This is definitely the right place for you it looks like. Except with the x...you don't really need to edit out the sack. We have a couple of faggots around here that like that type of shit...
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Saniflush on January 18, 2012, 02:09:14 PM
Glad you're here. 
This is the rundown.....


Jumbo initiates new members by fisting their dog, Vandy Vol likes sucking cock to the glow of LED lighting, Chizad thinks Wikipedia is a source, Koas doesn't like tomatoes, and Tiger Wench keeps a neatly trimmed triangle.

That about cover it?
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 18, 2012, 02:11:46 PM
Glad you're here. 
This is the rundown.....


Jumbo initiates new members by fisting their dog, Vandy Vol likes sucking cock to the glow of LED lighting, Chizad thinks Wikipedia is a source, Koas doesn't like tomatoes, and Tiger Wench keeps a neatly trimmed triangle.

That about cover it?
Yep.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: djsimp on January 18, 2012, 02:13:59 PM
Don't forget that Snaggle has no balls.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Saniflush on January 18, 2012, 02:15:35 PM
Don't forget that Snaggle has no balls.

Good catch.  I'm so use to him being a guelding I just forget about it.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Godfather on January 18, 2012, 02:16:39 PM
and Bird is the word
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 18, 2012, 02:17:11 PM
Glad you're here. 
This is the rundown.....


Jumbo initiates new members by fisting their dog, Vandy Vol likes sucking pecker to the glow of LED lighting, Chizad thinks Wikipedia is a source, Koas doesn't like tomatoes, and Tiger Wench keeps a neatly trimmed triangle, Snaggletiger's balls are kept in a purse, but are sentient and have their own forum account, AUTiger1 is the secret love child of Duane Allman and Dicky Betts, and RunsWithScissors fucks goats.


That about cover it?
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: GH2001 on January 18, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
Don't forget that Snaggle has no balls.

But he cares.

Oh and he has balls. They just aren't in his possession most of the time.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Godfather on January 18, 2012, 02:18:36 PM
and if you don't know movies you might miss a lot.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUJarhead on January 18, 2012, 02:19:50 PM
That about cover it?

You forgot about the part that Parris Island is only good for 4th Battalion Marines.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Snaggletigers Balls on January 18, 2012, 02:20:30 PM
Did someone need me? Oh please
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 18, 2012, 02:20:58 PM
and if you don't memorize obscure movie lines you might miss a lot.

Fixt
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Saniflush on January 18, 2012, 02:21:58 PM
You forgot about the part that Parris Island is only good for 4th Battalion Marines.
No you misunderstood.....4th Battalion Marines from Parris Island trump anything trained on the West coast.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Godfather on January 18, 2012, 02:23:02 PM
Fixt
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Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: chinook on January 18, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
personally, i think your work sucks.

have a good day. 
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Godfather on January 18, 2012, 02:45:03 PM
personally, i think your work sucks.

have a good day.

Don't listen to him, he lives in California.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 18, 2012, 02:46:51 PM


Why does everyone keep saying that about me?

Welcome, post often.

Don't forget that Bourbon > Rye Whiskey > Irish > TN Whiskey > Scotch.  Although Peel City Tiger and GH would disagree.  Pale Rider loves teh emoticons.  And even though they won't admit it, I am pretty sure that Wes and Simp are brothers, kinda like Arnold and Devito in Twins, but you get the picture.

A couple of more things, JR4AU may or may not be in the running to be our new OC.  Oh and that Buzz Killington guy, something about him and birds.   I think that covers it. 

Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: djsimp on January 18, 2012, 02:50:19 PM
And even though they won't admit it, I am pretty sure that Wes and Simp are brothers, kinda like Arnold and Devito in Twins, but you get the picture.

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Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: GH2001 on January 18, 2012, 02:55:51 PM

Don't forget that Bourbon > Rye Whiskey > Irish > TN Whiskey > Scotch.  Although Peel City Tiger and GH would disagree.

I told you not to go there!
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 18, 2012, 02:59:53 PM
Why does everyone keep saying that about me?

Welcome, post often.

Don't forget that Bourbon > Rye Whiskey > Irish > TN Whiskey > Scotch.  Although Peel City Tiger and GH would disagree.  Pale Rider loves teh emoticons.  And even though they won't admit it, I am pretty sure that Wes and Simp are brothers, kinda like Arnold and Devito in Twins, but you get the picture.

A couple of more things, JR4AU may or may not be in the running to be our new OC.  Oh and that Buzz Killington guy, something about him and birds.   I think that covers it.

If you have a keen car, post a picture. I'll want to see it.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: GH2001 on January 18, 2012, 03:07:48 PM
If you have a keen car, post a picture. I'll want to see it.

And THIS GUY ^^^ knows keen cars. Super keen even.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Shug Dye on January 18, 2012, 03:10:42 PM
P.S. Every guy on here (including the faggots) will try to fuck your mother if they get a chance. Doesn't matter how old she is or what she looks like.

They will do it. Just a word of warning.

Welcome.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Saniflush on January 18, 2012, 03:13:13 PM
P.S. Every guy on here (including the faggots) will try to fuck your mother if they get a chance. Doesn't matter how old she is or what she looks like.

They will do it. Just a word of warning.

Welcome.

Well now wait a minute.  That may hinge on how she keeps her bush?
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: chinook on January 18, 2012, 03:15:00 PM
also, no racism.  the white folks don't care for it. 

also, no nudity.  the men don't care for it.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 18, 2012, 03:22:54 PM
P.S. Every guy on here (including the faggots) will try to fuck your mother if they get a chance. Doesn't matter how old she is or what she looks like.

They will do it. Just a word of warning.

Welcome.

You cut me deep.  To think, I thought you once loved me.   :sad:

Of course, you would cut anyone deep with that drywall knife in your bra.  </wink>
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 18, 2012, 03:35:10 PM
Well now wait a minute.  That may hinge on how she keeps her bush?

Would you really want to see this?

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Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 18, 2012, 03:43:54 PM
P.S. Every guy on here (including the faggots) will try to fuck your mother if they get a chance. Doesn't matter how old she is or what she looks like.

They will do it. Just a word of warning.

Welcome.

So, this is why you never took me to meet your moms.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Shug Dye on January 18, 2012, 03:52:40 PM
So, this is why you never took me to meet your moms.

My mom hates a bird.
Would you really want to see this?

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Sani will smoke that cigarette while he puts her face in the pillow.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Godfather on January 18, 2012, 03:54:11 PM
P.S. Every guy on here (including the faggots) will try to fuck your mother if they get a chance. Doesn't matter how old she is or what she looks like.

They will do it. Just a word of warning.

Welcome.
AWK does not like your use of the word "faggots"

He would say so himself but has been stuck under a desk all day.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: GH2001 on January 18, 2012, 03:56:07 PM
P.S. Every guy on here (including the faggots) will try to fuck your mother if they get a chance. Doesn't matter how old she is or what she looks like.

They will do it. Just a word of warning.

Welcome.

We are in agreement.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Saniflush on January 18, 2012, 04:24:22 PM
Would you really want to see this?

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn87/ikvoetbal/2352129-4-old-woman-300x227.jpg)

Is this a trick question?
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AWK on January 18, 2012, 04:59:28 PM
AWK does not like your use of the word "faggots"

He would say so himself but has been stuck under a desk all day.
It's true, I resemble that.

Did we scare him off already?
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUJarhead on January 18, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
Did we scare him off already?

Quicker than that guy from England.  I'm impressed.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 18, 2012, 05:24:15 PM
Quicker than that guy from England.  I'm impressed.

I forgot about him.  Damn, someone needs to PM him and get his "arse" back online to join in the fun.  No one took off as fast as Jim.  That fucker!
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 18, 2012, 05:29:57 PM
I forgot about him.  Damn, someone needs to PM him and get his "arse" back online to join in the fun.  No one took off as fast as Jim.  That fucker!

You had to bring up Jim, didn't you? I'm sitting here staring at the cubit zirconia necklace I broke down and bought when I knew he wasn't coming back.  I...I...I just can't...
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: The Prowler on January 18, 2012, 05:42:58 PM
Would you really want to see this?

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn87/ikvoetbal/2352129-4-old-woman-300x227.jpg)
DAAAAAMN!!!!!  Cigarettes really did a number on Shane.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 18, 2012, 06:06:03 PM
Well now wait a minute.  That may hinge on how she keeps her bush?
It looks like this.
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Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 18, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
You had to bring up Jim, didn't you? I'm sitting here staring at the cubit zirconia necklace I broke down and bought when I knew he wasn't coming back.  I...I...I just can't...

Lord...what's a cubit anyway?
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 18, 2012, 07:13:24 PM
Hey guys, let's stop fucking around with all of this stupid shit, alright?  We need to get back to the important things...like finding a dick for me to suck.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUJarhead on January 18, 2012, 08:19:36 PM
Lord...what's a cubit anyway?

How long can you tread water?  Hahaha.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: The Six on January 18, 2012, 08:29:19 PM
Welcome.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Jumbo on January 18, 2012, 08:32:46 PM
Ego welcome I hope you and your dog enjoy your welcome fisting you sick bitch.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: The Prowler on January 18, 2012, 09:45:43 PM
I don't think Ego realized that this is a "No Holds Barred" website.

"Hey guys, I'm new here."

"...Eat Shit Cocksucker!!!!"
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 18, 2012, 11:08:36 PM
Fabulous.  That's just what we need around here - another overinflated ego.

Forget the farks - that's not the work I am interested in.  How are you at cunnilingus?  There's an interview thread over in Haley Center.  Most of the appointments are taken, but I'll try to fit you in.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Jumbo on January 19, 2012, 04:15:09 AM
Fabulous.  That's just what we need around here - another overinflated ego.

Forget the farks - that's not the work I am interested in.  How are you at cunnilingus?  There's an interview thread over in Haley Center.  Most of the appointments are taken, but I'll try to fit you in.
How about 68 and I owe you 1???
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2012, 10:12:45 AM
Lord...what's a cubit anyway?

Noooaaahhhh.....
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: GH2001 on January 19, 2012, 12:54:03 PM
Fabulous.  That's just what we need around here - another overinflated ego.

Forget the farks - that's not the work I am interested in.  How are you at cunnilingus?  There's an interview thread over in Haley Center.  Most of the appointments are taken, but I'll try to fit you in.

So the new shithead gets a pussy eating tryout before any of us regular perverts? Of all the nerve. Pfffttttt!!
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 19, 2012, 01:47:13 PM
So the new shithead gets a pussy eating tryout before any of us regular perverts? Of all the nerve. Pfffttttt!!

Never got your PM requesting an audition.  Sorry, the spot has been... uh... taken.  Will let you know if the position opens up again.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Godfather on January 19, 2012, 01:52:44 PM
Will let you know if the position opens up again.

Funny, I heard it was always open.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: djsimp on January 19, 2012, 02:28:07 PM
Funny, I heard it was always open.

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Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: GH2001 on January 19, 2012, 02:42:16 PM
Never got your PM requesting an audition.  Sorry, the spot has been... uh... taken.  Will let you know if the position opens up again.

Huh huh, you said "position", huh huh.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUChizad on January 19, 2012, 05:38:43 PM
Huh huh, you said "position", huh huh.
Need a Butt-Head emoticon.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: GH2001 on January 20, 2012, 10:29:24 AM
Need a Butt-Head emoticon.

Yeah, just an animated on the couch laughing emoticon.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Kaos on January 23, 2012, 07:52:23 AM
As for the originator of the thread?  Fuck the clown. 

Trolled the universe posting the same topic on a variety of boards.  Egotistical bitch. 

And his farks are lower-rung amateur level at best.  I've seen people do better with MS Paint.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: GH2001 on January 23, 2012, 10:55:25 AM
As for the originator of the thread?  Fuck the clown. 

Trolled the universe posting the same topic on a variety of boards.  Egotistical bitch. 

And his farks are lower-rung amateur level at best.  I've seen people do better with MS Paint.

Yeah, like Prevail and Ride. Those are "spit your coffee out" funny.
Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: AUChizad on February 06, 2012, 01:52:07 PM
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Title: Re: I've seen a bit of my work....
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 06, 2012, 02:15:05 PM
The next LSUFreek...