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Title: Gunner Kiel
Post by: JR4AU on January 16, 2012, 05:34:29 PM
Supposedly didn't show up for a meeting for early enrollees at LSU, and is rumored to be headed to Notre Dame instead.  (Second hand via twitter)
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 16, 2012, 06:01:15 PM
Wow.  LSU getting everything they deserve for ATPB IYAMMHO.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2012, 06:57:39 PM
It's almost like people are beginning to unzip their pants.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Token on January 16, 2012, 07:08:54 PM
It's almost like people are beginning to unzip their pants.

Only faggot bammers.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: The Prowler on January 16, 2012, 08:55:18 PM
Only faggot bammers.
^You are one^  :haha:
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Token on January 16, 2012, 09:00:32 PM
^You are one^  :haha:

Let me catch you passed out in public and you'll get a mushroom stamp.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: The Prowler on January 16, 2012, 11:03:40 PM
Let me catch you passed out in public and you'll get a mushroom stamp.
I'll make sure you aren't around when I go to Baskin Robbins.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: jmar on January 17, 2012, 05:06:24 AM
Let me catch you passed out in public and you'll get a mushroom stamp.
I guessing you don't have the My Pretty Pony deluxe box set of glorious pastels?
Now that's an ink set.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 11:46:53 AM
So, is there a chance that Auburn can get in this kids ear and sway him to Auburn? Hell, who knows, if Carmichael Jr comes to be Auburns new OC. (poke at Chizad) This might be exactly why this kid was a no show in Baton Rouge.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: AUChizad on January 17, 2012, 12:02:08 PM
So, is there a chance that Auburn can get in this kids ear and sway him to Auburn? Hell, who knows, if Carmichael Jr comes to be Auburns new OC. (poke at Chizad) This might be exactly why this kid was a no show in Baton Rouge.
Wouldn't bother me.

Auburn obviously reserves far more of my allegiance than the Saints. There's a grand-canyon sized gap between those two, and then the Panthers are a very close third.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 17, 2012, 12:04:05 PM
So, is there a chance that Auburn can get in this kids ear and sway him to Auburn? Hell, who knows, if Carmichael Jr comes to be Auburns new OC. (poke at Chizad) This might be exactly why this kid was a no show in Baton Rouge.

Would be the greatest recruiting job of all time if they could get that kid to flip, don't look for it.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 12:04:58 PM
Auburn obviously reserves far more of my allegiance than the Saints.

Well it damn well better or you may need a Jumbo fisting reminder.

I am curious though as to any talks about this in your neck of the woods.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Godfather on January 17, 2012, 12:05:23 PM
Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 12:07:30 PM
Would be the greatest recruiting job of all time if they could get that kid to flip, don't look for it.

I figured it to be a long shot but damn that would be HUGE! Regardless though, the kid had to of had something drastic to take place for him to back out as an early enrollee.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 12:09:13 PM
Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?

What?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Saniflush on January 17, 2012, 12:11:14 PM
What?

Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 12:14:29 PM
Can you blow me where the pampers is?

What?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Saniflush on January 17, 2012, 12:15:56 PM
What?

Can you show me where  the campus is?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 12:20:06 PM
Can you show me where  the campus is?

Want some advice?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Saniflush on January 17, 2012, 12:21:56 PM
Want some advice?

Well yeah.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 12:23:46 PM
Well yeah.

Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Saniflush on January 17, 2012, 12:25:56 PM
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?

Uh, no
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 17, 2012, 12:36:04 PM
Quick break in the dialogue.  Kiel enrolled at ND.   

Carry on. 
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: chinook on January 17, 2012, 12:39:12 PM
Quick break in the dialogue.  Kiel enrolled at ND.   

Carry on.

so you sayin' we have a chance?   he's a walk on, right...?

Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 17, 2012, 12:42:52 PM
so you sayin' we have a chance?   he's a walk on, right...?

Means he's a Bama flip.  He and Yeldon have 3 classes together.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 01:34:34 PM
Uh, no

Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Godfather on January 17, 2012, 01:43:02 PM
Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gunner Kiel never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 17, 2012, 02:55:04 PM
Quick break in the dialogue.  Kiel enrolled at ND.   

Carry on.

It was a family thing.  His brother is at Indiana, maybe?  ND was his original pick before committing to LSU.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: JR4AU on January 17, 2012, 03:46:27 PM
It was a family thing.  His brother is at Indiana, maybe?  ND was his original pick before committing to LSU.

Ask a corndog, and they'll say it was because of the BCSCG, and they think they're fixin' to go in the shitter in recruiting because of it.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 17, 2012, 04:26:40 PM
So this kid has been committed to who?  Indiana, LSU, ND? 
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 04:29:10 PM
So this kid has been committed to who?  Indiana, LSU, ND?

ND, unless he didn't.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: The Six on January 17, 2012, 04:30:36 PM
So this dude can flip schools like burgers on the grill, Lawrd Saybinz can tell a kid to hold off for a year and get him a job, but Auburn and Cam Newton are the cheatingest motherfudgers that ever lived?

What is the world coming to?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 17, 2012, 04:39:37 PM
ND, unless he didn't.

Yeah, I get that, but what I am asking is who all has he gave a verbal commitment to?  I know Indiana, LSU and ND.
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 04:40:20 PM
So this dude can flip schools like burgers on the grill, Lawrd Saybinz can tell a kid to hold off for a year and get him a job, but Auburn and Cam Newton are the cheatingest motherfudgers that ever lived?

What is the world coming to?

So....what is a motherfudger?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 17, 2012, 04:42:16 PM
So....what is a motherfudger?

It's when I pack it in your mom's ass.

Yeeeeaaahhh Booyyyyeeeeee.....
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: djsimp on January 17, 2012, 04:45:13 PM
It's when I pack it in your mom's ass.

Yeeeeaaahhh Booyyyyeeeeee.....

I just threw up in my mouth.

I guess it makes it easier though when your balls don't get in the way...right?
Title: Re: Gunner Kiel
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 17, 2012, 04:47:12 PM
It's when I pack it in your mom's ass.

Yeeeeaaahhh Booyyyyeeeeee.....

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