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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Buzz Killington on January 12, 2012, 10:48:38 AM
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You be the judge.
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He damn well better be the reincarnation of CBMF and a helluva coach, because HOLY SHIT, he is unattractive. I hope he keeps a hat on. For $850K, the guy could get a fucking haircut. That kind of money means he no longer has to moonlight in the adult film industry in the "70s Retro" genre.
I guess Gene didn't want the competition again - now that Gus is gone, The Chin is back to being the hottest coach on staff.
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I was thinking that the only way Chiz can top this hire is if he hires Dirk Diggler to run the offense, because that 'stache fucking rules.
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I was thinking that the only way Chiz can top this hire is if he hires Dirk Diggler to run the offense, because that 'stache fucking rules.
He may settle for Dirk Koetter?
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We're hiring Dirk Turdstreet as OC?
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I bet he got more big hairy vag in the '70's than you can shake a stick at. I wish he had shown up at the presser in a powder blue leisure suit, gold chains, and smoked sunglasses just to complete the look.
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I bet he got more big hairy vag in the '70's than you can shake a stick at. I wish he had shown up at the presser in a powder blue leisure suit, gold chains, and smoked sunglasses just to complete the look.
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I bet he got more big hairy vag in the '70's than you can shake a stick at. I wish he had shown up at the presser in a powder blue leisure suit, gold chains, and smoked sunglasses just to complete the look.
With cheesey sax music in the background
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Damn Chizad why you be flexin your e-penis and lockin stuff?
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Damn Chizad why you be flexin your e-penis and lockin stuff?
I have no idea what you're talking about. I was just reading the forum from my phone. Could have been fucking shit up on accident.
My B.
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Moderation Log
Locked "Separated at birth?" Today at 12:44:02 PM AUChizad Officer
massive ePenis bastard! Why do you hate dead baby birds?
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As a consolation, I will contribute.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/12/2702156/brian-vangorder-star-of-stage-and-screen (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/12/2702156/brian-vangorder-star-of-stage-and-screen)
BRIAN VANGORDER, STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN
Auburn's recently recast the role of defensive coordinator with Brian VanGorder, a consummate professional and master of his craft. A frequent "hey it's that guy" in many hit films from the 80s and 90s, we present some highlights of Mr. VanGorder's theatrical career to date:
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Roadhouse (1989): "Flannel shirt thug." Wheeled to punch Sam Elliott in face in bar fight #2, was hit with chair before completion. Fell to ground. Seen briefly in Brad Wesley's pool party scene with arm around BIG HAIRED BRUNETTE THREE.
Star-divide
Demolition Man (1993): "Security Guard." Shot by Wesley Snipes with MP5K in museum. Scene cut due to ongoing dispute with Snipes over who could roundhouse kick higher.
Boogie Nights (1997): "Guy doing coke in red silk bathrobe."
3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995): Second Unit Director, "Tum-Tum"
Drunken Master II (1994): "British consul trying to steal the treasures of China like ginseng root or chicken's feet or blah blah pretext for asskicking."
The Bikini Carwash Company II (1993): "Frank (uncredited)."
Open Water 2 (2006): "Shark #4." Noted for frequent use of catch phrase "love that dirty water."
Timecop - The Animated Series (Denmark, 1996-1998): Voice of Senator Copper Throatpunch.
Aces: Iron Eagle III (1992): "Colonel Charles 'Chappy' Sinclair."
Meatballs 5: Back Scratchin' (1991, VHS): "Coach Shuttlecock"
The Protector (1985): "Billy X." FUN FACT: Has left arm broken twice in a continuity error.
Paul Blart, Mall Cop (2009): "Foot Locker Guy #2." Dialogue - "Hey, fatass!"
Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1995): "Scott Hooper / Scott Hooper, Jr." Saturn award nominee for turn as assassin and his son, who is also his clone.
Zoobilee Zoo (1986-1987): Assistant to Mr. Vereen.
Snow Dogs (2002): "Dr. MacArthur Thundersnout."
Tremors (1990): Graboid that kills Old Fred.
Home Alone 4 (2002): Oblivious Cop Who Trips Over French Stewart's leg and are we seriously supposed to believe French Stewart and Daniel Stern are the same character in the series I mean I get suspension of disbelief but come on you're barely even trying.
The Warriors (1979): "Hip-Hop Diane."
Save The Last Dance 2 (2006): "Dad." (no dialogue)
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): "Skateboard assassin."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs#)
By the way, I own Hard Ticket to Hawaii. While this may be the best scene, there are plenty of other contenders.
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hmmm
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hmmm
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
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All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
What if somebody calls my Mama a whore?
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What if somebody calls my Mama a whore?
Well is she?
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Well is she?
Elvis! Play something with balls!
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Well is she?
Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
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I thought you'd be bigger
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I thought you'd be bigger
Damn, she told you that? Why I oughta....wait...oh.....Roadhouse.
Never mind.
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I was thinking that the only way Chiz can top this hire is if he hires Dirk Diggler to run the offense, because that 'stache fucking rules.
Can't be emphasized enough. Jealous of that stache!
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There was a guy who played a bad guy in countless 70s TV shows. Charlies Angels, Baretta, Rockford Files, Starsky and Hutch, Magnum. Pretty much all of them.
Got no idea what his name was and an hour of wasted work searching got me nowhere. But that guy is a dead ringer for this one.
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Who wants a moustache ride?
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Who wants a moustache ride?
CHICKEN FUCKER!
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Not this guy, but there's one who looks like him only a little less "polished"
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These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.