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Title: Separated at birth?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 12, 2012, 10:48:38 AM
You be the judge.

(http://www.cbs42.com/media/lib/124/d/e/a/deae37b6-5953-4976-a5bf-3d7121a78dd5/Story.jpg)

(http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/brawny-man-11.jpg)
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 12, 2012, 10:54:34 AM
He damn well better be the reincarnation of CBMF and a helluva coach, because HOLY SHIT, he is unattractive.  I hope he keeps a hat on.  For $850K, the guy could get a fucking haircut.  That kind of money means he no longer has to moonlight in the adult film industry in the "70s Retro" genre.

I guess Gene didn't want the competition again - now that Gus is gone, The Chin is back to being the hottest coach on staff.
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: AUJarhead on January 12, 2012, 11:55:56 AM
I was thinking that the only way Chiz can top this hire is if he hires Dirk Diggler to run the offense, because that 'stache fucking rules.
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: AUChizad on January 12, 2012, 12:07:17 PM
I was thinking that the only way Chiz can top this hire is if he hires Dirk Diggler to run the offense, because that 'stache fucking rules.
He may settle for Dirk Koetter?
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2012, 12:12:41 PM
We're hiring Dirk Turdstreet as OC?
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 12, 2012, 12:19:35 PM
I bet he got more big hairy vag in the '70's than you can shake a stick at.  I wish he had shown up at the presser in a powder blue leisure suit, gold chains, and smoked sunglasses just to complete the look.
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 12, 2012, 12:40:17 PM
I bet he got more big hairy vag in the '70's than you can shake a stick at.  I wish he had shown up at the presser in a powder blue leisure suit, gold chains, and smoked sunglasses just to complete the look.

(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t320/revhigh18013/green-leisure-suit.jpg)   
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2012, 12:43:16 PM
I bet he got more big hairy vag in the '70's than you can shake a stick at.  I wish he had shown up at the presser in a powder blue leisure suit, gold chains, and smoked sunglasses just to complete the look.

With cheesey sax music in the background
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Godfather on January 12, 2012, 01:02:22 PM
Damn Chizad why you be flexin your e-penis and lockin stuff?
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: AUChizad on January 12, 2012, 01:10:39 PM
Damn Chizad why you be flexin your e-penis and lockin stuff?
I have no idea what you're talking about. I was just reading the forum from my phone. Could have been fucking shit up on accident.

My B.
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Godfather on January 12, 2012, 01:18:14 PM
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massive ePenis bastard! Why do you hate dead baby birds?
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: AUChizad on January 12, 2012, 01:32:33 PM
As a consolation, I will contribute.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/12/2702156/brian-vangorder-star-of-stage-and-screen (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/12/2702156/brian-vangorder-star-of-stage-and-screen)
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BRIAN VANGORDER, STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN

Auburn's recently recast the role of defensive coordinator with Brian VanGorder, a consummate professional and master of his craft. A frequent "hey it's that guy" in many hit films from the 80s and 90s, we present some highlights of Mr. VanGorder's theatrical career to date:

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Roadhouse (1989): "Flannel shirt thug." Wheeled to punch Sam Elliott in face in bar fight #2, was hit with chair before completion. Fell to ground. Seen briefly in Brad Wesley's pool party scene with arm around BIG HAIRED BRUNETTE THREE.

Star-divide

Demolition Man (1993): "Security Guard." Shot by Wesley Snipes with MP5K in museum. Scene cut due to ongoing dispute with Snipes over who could roundhouse kick higher.

Boogie Nights (1997): "Guy doing coke in red silk bathrobe."

3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995): Second Unit Director, "Tum-Tum"

Drunken Master II (1994): "British consul trying to steal the treasures of China like ginseng root or chicken's feet or blah blah pretext for asskicking."

The Bikini Carwash Company II (1993): "Frank (uncredited)."

Open Water 2 (2006): "Shark #4." Noted for frequent use of catch phrase "love that dirty water."

Timecop - The Animated Series (Denmark, 1996-1998): Voice of Senator Copper Throatpunch.

Aces: Iron Eagle III (1992): "Colonel Charles 'Chappy' Sinclair."

Meatballs 5: Back Scratchin' (1991, VHS): "Coach Shuttlecock"

The Protector (1985): "Billy X." FUN FACT: Has left arm broken twice in a continuity error.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop (2009): "Foot Locker Guy #2." Dialogue - "Hey, fatass!"

Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1995): "Scott Hooper / Scott Hooper, Jr." Saturn award nominee for turn as assassin and his son, who is also his clone.

Zoobilee Zoo (1986-1987): Assistant to Mr. Vereen.

Snow Dogs (2002): "Dr. MacArthur Thundersnout."

Tremors (1990): Graboid that kills Old Fred.

Home Alone 4 (2002): Oblivious Cop Who Trips Over French Stewart's leg and are we seriously supposed to believe French Stewart and Daniel Stern are the same character in the series I mean I get suspension of disbelief but come on you're barely even trying.

The Warriors (1979): "Hip-Hop Diane."

Save The Last Dance 2 (2006): "Dad." (no dialogue)

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): "Skateboard assassin."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs#)

By the way, I own Hard Ticket to Hawaii. While this may be the best scene, there are plenty of other contenders.
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Godfather on January 12, 2012, 01:47:18 PM
hmmm
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2012, 02:03:26 PM
hmmm

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 12, 2012, 02:11:57 PM
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

What if somebody calls my Mama a whore?
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Saniflush on January 12, 2012, 02:13:52 PM
What if somebody calls my Mama a whore?

Well is she?
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 12, 2012, 02:15:10 PM
Well is she?

Elvis!  Play something with balls!
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2012, 02:15:55 PM
Well is she?

Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Godfather on January 12, 2012, 02:16:14 PM
I thought you'd be bigger
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 12, 2012, 02:18:47 PM
I thought you'd be bigger

Damn, she told you that?  Why I oughta....wait...oh.....Roadhouse.



Never mind.
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 12, 2012, 03:28:16 PM
I was thinking that the only way Chiz can top this hire is if he hires Dirk Diggler to run the offense, because that 'stache fucking rules.

Can't be emphasized enough.  Jealous of that stache!
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Kaos on January 12, 2012, 03:32:19 PM
There was a guy who played a bad guy in countless 70s TV shows.  Charlies Angels, Baretta, Rockford Files, Starsky and Hutch, Magnum.  Pretty much all of them. 

Got no idea what his name was and an hour of wasted work searching got me nowhere.  But that guy is a dead ringer for this one. 
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Kaos on January 12, 2012, 03:43:37 PM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/mustache_movember_ornament-p175855316826600514vv5es_325.jpg)
(http://rlv.zcache.com/movember_ornament-p175457001158882943vzgcv_325.jpg)

(http://rlv.zcache.com/respect_the_mustache_t_shirt-p235030413293177342auth9_325.jpg)
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 12, 2012, 03:45:49 PM
Who wants a moustache ride?
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Saniflush on January 12, 2012, 03:49:10 PM
Who wants a moustache ride?

CHICKEN FUCKER!
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Kaos on January 12, 2012, 04:07:05 PM
Not this guy, but there's one who looks like him only a little less "polished"

(http://www.robinc.org/Images/Photos/AMC/1986_ross_chandler.jpg)
Title: Re: Separated at birth?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 12, 2012, 04:09:49 PM
These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.