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Title: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: Saniflush on January 12, 2012, 07:37:43 AM: Takeo Spikes @ TakeoSpikes51 5m

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Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: The Prowler on January 12, 2012, 08:01:20 AM: Imagine him as the LB Coach...our LBers would become cannibals. You have "The Steel Curtain", "The Fearsome Foursome", "The Purple People Eaters", "The Monsters of The Midway", "The New York Sack Exchange", "The Doomsday Defense I & II"...Auburn would have "The Mutha Fuckers That Literally Eat People".
Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: Saniflush on January 12, 2012, 08:09:13 AM: Quote from: The Prowler on January 12, 2012, 08:01:20 AM
Imagine him as the LB Coach...our LBers would become cannibals. You have "The Steel Curtain", "The Fearsome Foursome", "The Purple People Eaters", "The Monsters of The Midway", "The New York Sack Exchange", "The Doomsday Defense I & II"...Auburn would have "The Mutha Fuckers That Literally Eat People".

Ok it's really hard to get me to laugh in the morning. This did it.
Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: The Prowler on January 12, 2012, 08:35:01 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 12, 2012, 08:09:13 AM
Ok it's really hard to get me to laugh in the morning. This did it.
Damn, what time is it? Oh, well good mornin'...I'm going to get some sleep, see y'all after a while.
Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 12, 2012, 10:57:25 AM: Quote from: The Prowler on January 12, 2012, 08:01:20 AM
Imagine him as the LB Coach...our LBers would become cannibals. You have "The Steel Curtain", "The Fearsome Foursome", "The Purple People Eaters", "The Monsters of The Midway", "The New York Sack Exchange", "The Doomsday Defense I & II"...Auburn would have "The NO NECK Mutha Fuckers That Literally Eat People".

Fixt. But what a yummy shiver inducing thought...
Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 12, 2012, 05:59:44 PM: Do you really want Takeo there?

Sure, he'd give attitude to your defense, but what happens when he snaps and Auburn's PD can't stop him?

He'll eat the Brawny Man's intestines, burst through the locker room door, and tear Chizik's head off. That's what will happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoNv-hzC_Y#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoNv-hzC_Y#ws)
Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: wesfau2 on January 12, 2012, 07:14:07 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on January 12, 2012, 05:59:44 PM
Do you really want Takeo there?

Sure, he'd give attitude to your defense, but what happens when he snaps and Auburn's PD can't stop him?

He'll eat the Brawny Man's intestines, burst through the locker room door, and tear Chizik's head off. That's what will happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoNv-hzC_Y#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoNv-hzC_Y#ws)

Totally worth it.
Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: AWK on January 12, 2012, 11:31:07 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on January 12, 2012, 07:14:07 PM
Totally worth it.
Have to agree. Sacrifices must be made.
Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 12, 2012, 11:40:19 PM: Quote from: AWK on January 12, 2012, 11:31:07 PM
Have to agree. Sacrifices must be made.

Yeah, how could you not want this coaching your linebackers. Damn Takeo, you scary!(http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b84f69e20133f56386a5970b-450wi)
Title: Re: Takeo needs to come home after he retires.
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 13, 2012, 09:44:03 AM: He wouldn't even have to coach. He could just stand on the sidelines, with his arms crossed, staring at the players, who would then execute a flawless play every time out of sheer terror. The only problem would be cleaning the urine stains off the floor of the indoor practice field.