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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2012, 10:30:36 PM

Title: We had Roof....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2012, 10:30:36 PM
What is Chavis's fucking excuse for not picking up the drag route to Smelley on every fucking first down?
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2012, 10:48:10 PM
59 yards.

0 first downs.

McCarron looking like the reincarnation of Johnny Unitas.

Somebody shoot me....full of morphine.  I don't want to die, but I sure don't want to watch this abortion anymore.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2012, 10:48:53 PM
Yes, I replied to myself.

Twice now, if you're keeping score....which would make you a better coach than Les Fucking Miles, apparently.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2012, 10:51:14 PM
I got nothin.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2012, 10:52:03 PM
Mr. 2 for 6 in round one hits a career long.  There's your game in a microcosm.

And if any of you motherfuckers post in my thread now I'll...well, fuck it, I've lost my giveadamn.  Post away.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2012, 10:54:23 PM
I really envy you guys living in Florida.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2012, 10:59:26 PM
I really envy you guys living in Florida.

Showed up in Sarasota today to work...went to the sports bar next door to grab dinner and watch the first half.

The entire bar is purple and gold.  I'm happy.

The eight mouthbreathing motherfuckers surrounding me at the bar were bama fans.

Fuck.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: AUChizad on January 09, 2012, 11:08:49 PM
Fuck Les Miles.

This team is completely uninspired. They all look like they were woken up from a nap and just rolled back over. They look worse than Auburn did at their lowest point this year. And they don't appear to give a fuck. Honey Badger indeed.

The fans have been chanting for Lee and booing Jefferson every time he goes under center, but it's falling on dead ears.

I did not see this coming. I did not mentally prepare myself for this. I thought it to be impossible.

Fuck this garbage.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 09, 2012, 11:16:57 PM
Not too worried about it.  Not surprised at all. 

Well, I am surprised at how well McCarron played.  He has been incredible as have the Bama receivers. 

But that LSU offense...wow.  I mean, I think I'd take our offense over what they displayed tonight.  Jordan Jefferson has looked timid the majority of the night.  The offensive line has missed some key blitz pickups.  They aren't even trying to control the line of scrimmage with the run game. 

I think that's the real story.  LSU's defense looked good considering their offense crossed the 50 once all night. 

Row tah row. 

You think those Bama fucks will talk about how great it is for the state to have three consecutive BCS championships?  I don't.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Kaos on January 09, 2012, 11:23:21 PM
And richardfuck gets garbage yards, thus providing an opportunity for fuckburger to suck his suited dick. 

What a clusterfuck. 
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: GH2001 on January 09, 2012, 11:33:51 PM
And the endless singing of rammer jammer commences. Shoot me now
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 09, 2012, 11:45:57 PM
Meh, I am with wes, my giveadamn is lost.   I feared this and kind of expected it.  That is why I avoided watching any of the game until the end. 
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: AWK on January 09, 2012, 11:54:32 PM
Think about this, we played better against Bammer in the Iron Bowl than LSU did in the National Championship game. 
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 10, 2012, 12:05:08 AM
Think about this, we did played better against Bammer in the Iron Bowl than LSU did in the National Championship game.

You did played, yes you did.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Kaos on January 10, 2012, 12:12:57 AM
What funny to me is that if OK State hed played Iowa State on October 29 instead of Novembre 18 or is Alabvama had played LSU on November 26 instead of fucking November 5 nobody would have to have witnssed this abmination.

Fuck I hate these fucks.  Bastard two house down is shooting fireworks.  I am about to shoot my own and he is NOT goint to like how that goes.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: djsimp on January 10, 2012, 09:11:15 AM
Ganked this from another board:

Per Lutz twitter feed:

"I guess honey badger should start giving a sh#t"
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: ssgaufan on January 10, 2012, 09:19:55 AM
I don't know which phrase decribes Jefferson better, scared little bitch, or retarted pussy?
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2012, 09:36:37 AM
I don't know which phrase decribes Jefferson better, scared little bitch, or retarted pussy?
scared little retarded bleeding vagina seems to fit well
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2012, 09:38:45 AM
Let's look at the bright side. There are a bunch of women in turd town (and across the nation) who will avoid a beating tonight.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2012, 10:16:02 AM
Ganked this from another board:

Per Lutz twitter feed:

"I guess honey badger should start giving a sh#t"
McBrodie made honey badger look like he went full retard....and we all know...
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: djsimp on January 10, 2012, 10:21:20 AM
McBrodie made honey badger look like he went full retard....and we all know...

.....you never go full retard.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Saniflush on January 10, 2012, 02:45:44 PM
.....you never go full retard.

I'ma lead farmer muthafucker.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2012, 02:56:57 PM
I'ma lead farmer muthafucker.

Man, just cause it's a theme song don't make it not true.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2012, 03:23:09 PM
I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.
Title: Re: We had Roof....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2012, 03:34:20 PM
I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.

You've got hands? Fuck, you've got hands?