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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau2 on June 10, 2008, 05:17:06 PM

Title: Need help with my book...
Post by: wesfau2 on June 10, 2008, 05:17:06 PM

It's entitled "100 Women I'd Like to Pork".  It's a coffee table book.  My creative writing teacher, Larry Donner, says that it's a solid gold idea.

The first chapter is called "Allison Stokke".

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/wesf9977/allisonstokke.jpg)



I haven't gotten past the first chapter.  Suggestions?

Title: Re: Need help with my book...
Post by: Tiger Six on June 11, 2008, 02:32:27 AM

I would like to submit Ms. Zooey Claire Deschanel as Chapter Two. 

The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot.

Title: Re: Need help with my book...
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 11, 2008, 08:45:29 AM

Chapter 3:
  While cleaning the pool, I noticed Ms. Alba taking off her bathing suit.  At first I didn't think she saw me, but I soon realized she was looking directly my way.