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Title: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 09, 2011, 09:57:41 AM
Heard on the radio this morning that Rent won the Doak Walker....and was bama's first recipient.

Ingram won the Heisman, but not the Doak?  Fucking undeserving HT winner.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2011, 10:05:15 AM
Heard on the radio this morning that Rent won the Doak Walker....and was bama's first recipient.

Ingram won the Heisman, but not the Doak?  Fucking undeserving HT winner.

Nope.  That was part of the confusion on my part that year.  How in the hell could he win the Heisman as the best player in the country when he wasn't even the best player at his position.

Toby Gerhart from Standford won it that year.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2011, 10:07:08 AM
Caught about 15 minutes of Finebung yesterday.  He had the dude on who got fired from ESPN...name escapes me this early in the morning.  Said he left Trent off his ballot, had Ball ahead of him.  One of the first callers was a trucker who said he was so mad he might wreck.  The ensuing vitriol was gold.  PF, who has sung this guy's praises, said he probably doesn't need to set foot in this State.

 
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 09, 2011, 10:08:39 AM
I also like how Finebaum and his cronies have completely turned on Gary Danielson because he thought if Alabama won, LSU and Alabama should split the title. 
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: AUJarhead on December 09, 2011, 10:13:50 AM
I also like how Finebaum and his cronies have completely turned on Gary Danielson because he thought if Alabama won, LSU and Alabama should split the title.

Since there seems to be so much hostility on this subject, I say that they just cancel the BCS title game this year, and award this years championship to last years winner.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2011, 10:16:30 AM
Since there seems to be so much hostility on this subject, I say that they just cancel the BCS title game this year, and award this years championship to last years winner.

I'm gonna keep an eye on you, Mister
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 09, 2011, 10:43:16 AM
Since there seems to be so much hostility on this subject, I say that they just cancel the BCS title game this year, and award this years championship to last years winner.

But that would mean Auburn...wait...I see what you did there...
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: RWS on December 09, 2011, 01:16:12 PM
Heard on the radio this morning that Rent won the Doak Walker....and was bama's first recipient.

Ingram won the Heisman, but not the Doak?  Fucking undeserving HT winner.
Folks here have been pimping RG3 over everybody, but he didn't even win the Unitas award....Andrew Luck did. Nobody seems to have a problem with handing it to RG3, though.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 09, 2011, 01:18:27 PM
Folks here have been pimping RG3 over everybody, but he didn't even win the Unitas award....Andrew Luck did. Nobody seems to have a problem with handing it to RG3, though.

RGIII won the Davey O'Brien.

You should stick to fucking goats.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: RWS on December 09, 2011, 01:21:20 PM
RGIII won the Davey O'Brien.
I'm a dumbass anyway, Unitas is only for seniors. Unitas is for the "best" QB, though.

I should stick to fucking goats.

Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 09, 2011, 01:23:17 PM
Unitas is for the "best" QB, though.


The Davey O'Brien National Quarterback Award® (The O'Brien) is presented annually to the nation’s best college quarterback and is the oldest and most prestigious national quarterback award. The O'Brien honors candidates who exemplify Davey O'Brien's enduring character while exhibiting teamwork, sportsmanship and leadership in both academics and athletics.

http://www.daveyobrien.org/adminnm/templates/awards.asp?articleid=3&zoneid=3 (http://www.daveyobrien.org/adminnm/templates/awards.asp?articleid=3&zoneid=3)

Back to the goat herd with you.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: CCTAU on December 09, 2011, 01:23:22 PM
I'm a dumbass anyway, Unitas is only for seniors. Unitas is for the "best" QB, though.

I should stick to fucking goats.

The self defecation is strong with this one.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 09, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Folks here have been pimping RG3 over everybody, but he didn't even win the Unitas award....Andrew Luck did. Nobody seems to have a problem with handing it to RG3, though.

Unitas Award is for player who is a QB but is also takes stuff like charity work, community outreach, and grades into account.

O'Brien award (won by RG3) is award for best QB on the field.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: RWS on December 09, 2011, 01:25:36 PM
Unitas Award is for player who is a QB but is also takes stuff like charity work, community outreach, and grades into account.

O'Brien award (won by RG3) is award for best QB on the field.
Well, fuck me then.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 09, 2011, 01:26:55 PM
 *snicker*  RWS has provided several ITT.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 09, 2011, 01:27:00 PM
Well, fuck me then.

You've misquoted Adam Sandler.  The proper quote is:

Fuck me in the goat-ass!
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: RWS on December 09, 2011, 01:30:38 PM
The Davey O'Brien National Quarterback Award® (The O'Brien) is presented annually to the nation’s best college quarterback and is the oldest and most prestigious national quarterback award. The O'Brien honors candidates who exemplify Davey O'Brien's enduring character while exhibiting teamwork, sportsmanship and leadership in both academics and athletics.

http://www.daveyobrien.org/adminnm/templates/awards.asp?articleid=3&zoneid=3 (http://www.daveyobrien.org/adminnm/templates/awards.asp?articleid=3&zoneid=3)

Back to the goat herd with you.
Unitas award is damn near identical the way they describe it.

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The Golden Arm Award, presented annually to the top senior quarterback by the Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Foundation encapsulates all that is positive in college sports. The award acknowledges performance on the field for sure. But it goes beyond completion percentage and touchdown strikes. The award values character, citizenship, integrity and those who honor the game.

Sounds like they're almost the same, just one is for seniors specifically and O'Brien is a wide open field. I guess maybe that's where I got fucked up. Or I can't read. Probably both.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 09, 2011, 01:34:37 PM
one is for seniors specifically and O'Brien is a wide open field.

That's the difference.  So, O'Brien was available to Luck, but he did not win.  He won the award that comes with a qualifier.  Fuck that monkey-looking fuck.

And fuck you for getting me off point:  Mark Ingram was the least deserving Heisman winner in my liftetime, and possibly in the history of the award.  Handcuffed to that point is that Rent isn't the fucking Doak winner if you strictly interpret the qualifications.  Monte Fucking Ball...or one of the other three guys that are statistically better than Rent...beat his guts up like a sophomore on prom night.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2011, 01:44:26 PM
And fuck you for getting me off point:  Mark Ingram was the least deserving Heisman winner in my liftetime,


The judges would have also accepted, who is Charles Woodson?
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2011, 01:46:17 PM
But...he's just so fast.

I still go back to what I said before the GREATEST GA,,,,,the Bama/LSU game.  That was where Rent would win or lose the statue with the stiffarm football player on top.  It's what vaulted Cam to the top of the list and this year, it was the game where every eye in college football was glued to the set.  He blows up for 150+ there and he's everybody's #1.  I believe he got 73 and everyone went Meh. 
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: JR4AU on December 09, 2011, 02:09:51 PM
This guy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Cam_Newton_%28crop%29_2010-11-16.jpg)

was worthy!

AP Player of the Year (2010)
Walter Camp Award (2010)
Maxwell Award (2010)
Davey O'Brien Award (2010)
Manning Award (2010)
Heisman Trophy (2010)
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: AUJarhead on December 09, 2011, 02:13:37 PM
This guy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Cam_Newton_%28crop%29_2010-11-16.jpg)

was worthy!

AP Player of the Year (2010)
Walter Camp Award (2010)
Maxwell Award (2010)
Davey O'Brien Award (2010)
Manning Award (2010)
Heisman Trophy (2010)

I'm not sure how you can say he was worthy with that fake smile of his.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: AUJarhead on December 09, 2011, 02:14:45 PM

The judges would have also accepted, who is Charles Woodson?

Or Gino Torretta.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 09, 2011, 02:20:37 PM

The judges would have also accepted, who is Charles Woodson?

Fuck Charles Woodson in his dick sucking mouth.

Yes, it's been 14 years and I'm still pissed about that.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2011, 02:27:48 PM
I have Torretta's Syndrome.  Sometimes I FUCK can't really SHIT control what COCKSUCKER I'm saying.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 09, 2011, 02:29:16 PM
You've misquoted Adam Sandler.  The proper quote is:

Fuck me in the goat-ass!


wes4au is quoting his favorite actor again...
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: AWK on December 09, 2011, 02:32:51 PM
You know what this thread needs?!?!?! ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUKslRdPvbY#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUKslRdPvbY#ws)
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: RWS on December 09, 2011, 02:33:22 PM
Personally, I don't care whether Trent Richardson, Montee Ball, RG3, or Clint Moseley wins the Heisman. I just don't really see where it would matter all that much to fans. I'm not any of those guys, so it really doesn't benefit me either way.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: El Guapo on December 09, 2011, 02:34:58 PM
But...he's just so fast.

I still go back to what I said before the GREATEST GA,,,,,the Bama/LSU game.  That was where Rent would win or lose the statue with the stiffarm football player on top.  It's what vaulted Cam to the top of the list and this year, it was the game where every eye in college football was glued to the set.  He blows up for 150+ there and he's everybody's #1.  I believe he got 73 and everyone went Meh.

Well he went to 80 rushing and 80 receiving. That was impressive for how that game went, but because there were no TD's, I think that took away from his overall output... or at least how it was perceived.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: GH2001 on December 09, 2011, 02:44:10 PM
That's the difference.  So, O'Brien was available to Luck, but he did not win.  He won the award that comes with a qualifier.  Fuck that monkey-looking fuck.

And fuck you for getting me off point:  Mark Ingram was the least deserving Heisman winner in my liftetime, and possibly in the history of the award.  Handcuffed to that point is that Rent isn't the fucking Doak winner if you strictly interpret the qualifications.  Monte Fucking Ball...or one of the other three guys that are statistically better than Rent...beat his guts up like a sophomore on prom night.

Yep, just like Tolzien last year from Wisconsin. Guess that means Cam couldn't win the Heisman by RWS' logic.

RWS - you are being an extreme dumbass in this thread.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: GH2001 on December 09, 2011, 02:46:26 PM
Personally, I don't care whether Trent Richardson, Montee Ball, RG3, or Clint Moseley wins the Heisman. I just don't really see where it would matter all that much to fans. I'm not any of those guys, so it really doesn't benefit me either way.

You are lying and full of shit.

If a player from the team you are a fan ofwins the Heisman you SHOULD be glad for them. They are an ambassador to your school and represent your university that you attended and support by purchasing tick.... Wait....nevermind.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: GH2001 on December 09, 2011, 02:47:30 PM
This guy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Cam_Newton_%28crop%29_2010-11-16.jpg)

was worthy!

AP Player of the Year (2010)
Walter Camp Award (2010)
Maxwell Award (2010)
Davey O'Brien Award (2010)
Manning Award (2010)
Heisman Trophy (2010)

But but but.....he didn't win the Unitas. RWS says you cant win the Heisman as a QB if you don't win the Unitas.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: The Prowler on December 09, 2011, 08:23:33 PM
Rent Richardson as a uat Ambassador...If I was a bama fan, I would rather he not be my Ambassador, especially since he's tied to a handful of possible NCAA Major Violations (grade fixing, suits, vehicles, house(s), endorsement websites, etc.)
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: jmar on December 10, 2011, 12:08:11 AM
Rent Richardson as a uat Ambassador...If I was a bama fan, I would rather he not be my Ambassador, especially since he's tied to a handful of possible NCAA Major Violations (grade fixing, suits, vehicles, house(s), endorsement websites, etc.)
Richardson is only exercising a longtime Bammer tradition.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Hogwally on December 10, 2011, 01:48:05 AM
     It's all-a politics. We got-a some Italian-a people, they got-a forty, fifty, sixty miracles to their name. They can't-a get in just cause they say there's already too many Italian saints, and this woman comes along with-a three lousy miracles. I understand that-a two of them was-a card tricks. Next thing you know, they're gonna be making Kreskin a saint. Saint Kreskin-they'll probably call him. It's a good one.

     Tebow winning over DMac was biggest injustice in Heisman voting since Peyton Manning got robbed.  ESPN basically told voters they would go to hell if they didn't pick touchdown jesus.   I have a feeling they will do the same for Luck.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Godfather on December 10, 2011, 11:46:05 AM
Personally, I don't care whether Trent Richardson, Montee Ball, RG3, or Clint Moseley wins the Heisman. I just don't really see where it would matter all that much to fans. I'm not any of those guys, so it really doesn't benefit me either way.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/goat_love.jpg)
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: Godfather on December 10, 2011, 11:57:52 AM
This guy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Cam_Newton_%28crop%29_2010-11-16.jpg)

BTW there are a million photos on the web featuring Cam. Why did you decide to go to blurryasfuckpictures.com to get that one?
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: AUChizad on December 10, 2011, 12:03:14 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/goat_love.jpg)
:bugs: :classic: :bugs: :classic: :bugs:
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: RWS on December 10, 2011, 02:52:00 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/goat_love.jpg)
That's about as good as it gets. If you put my face on that really good one Kaos posted the other day, that would be pretty good too. Maybe even gooder.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: RWS on December 10, 2011, 02:53:03 PM
RWS - you are being an extreme dumbass in this thread.
No shit, I already pointed that out.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: AUChizad on December 10, 2011, 03:40:47 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/AubOrange/status/145581432872505345
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Cam Newton had the same amount of rushing TDs and just 110 less rush yards than Trent Richardson has now. Oh, and some passing stats, too.
Title: Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
Post by: JR4AU on December 10, 2011, 07:24:25 PM
BTW there are a million photos on the web featuring Cam. Why did you decide to go to blurryasfuckpictures.com to get that one?

I was drunk, it was in focus at the time.  Whodathunkit.