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Title: AUBsession
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 08, 2011, 11:52:45 PM
First Facebook de-friend:

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Just got done watching Bama/LSU awards show on ESPN, it's aight Aubies Cam made a couple highlights

Second Facebook de-friend:

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So proud of my Roll Tide boys representing the state on ESPN!  Much more class than that cheater from West Georgia last year!
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: RWS on December 09, 2011, 12:09:57 AM
I just don't understand that shit man.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AWK on December 09, 2011, 10:11:14 AM
Some people don't understand that it's just a game.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 09, 2011, 10:57:24 AM
Some people don't understand that it's just a game.

Woah, wait a minute, you are telling me that if AU loses a game that the world isn't going to end, the sun will still come up and I will still have a job to go to?  PREPOSTEROUS!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: GH2001 on December 09, 2011, 11:00:04 AM
Woah, wait a minute, you are telling me that if AU loses a game that the world isn't going to end, the sun will still come up and I will still have a job to go to?  PREPOSTEROUS!!!!!!!!

Your family, your health and well being - will all stay intact! Can ya believe it?

Apparently being a Bammer doesnt guarantee the same well being. (Updyke and Shane)
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Dust1080 on December 09, 2011, 06:25:24 PM
Your family, your health and well being - will all stay intact! Can ya believe it?

Apparently being a Bammer doesnt guarantee the same well being. (Updyke and Shane)

Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong. 

Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: chinook on December 09, 2011, 06:34:11 PM
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.

please to be directing you to this local...

prayers sent (http://www.aufamily.com/forums/)

Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: ssgaufan on December 09, 2011, 07:28:43 PM
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.

 :fu:  Fuck off you bammer troll. 
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 09, 2011, 08:03:57 PM
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Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AWK on December 09, 2011, 10:50:30 PM
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.
Read the creed, eat a bag of dicks.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 10, 2011, 01:00:47 AM
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.

Fuck you, fuck Shane's rotting carcas.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: The Prowler on December 10, 2011, 04:23:45 AM
"that cheater from West Georgia"? Maybe they should pay more attention to their own cheaters, bookgate, chargergate, suitgate, housesgate, endorsementgate, etc...
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: noxin on December 10, 2011, 10:17:00 AM
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.

You're right.  I should have more sympathy.

I feel really sorry for the poor cancer.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AUJarhead on December 10, 2011, 10:52:12 AM
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.

He despised everything about my school, not just the football team.  He wanted my degree to be worthless.  Fuck him.  If you are really Auburn "thru and thru" you'd have told him to go fuck off a long fucking time ago.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AUChizad on December 10, 2011, 11:28:45 AM
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Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Godfather on December 10, 2011, 11:43:48 AM
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.
Go back to woolyal Dustin. 

Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: djsimp on December 10, 2011, 12:24:30 PM
Go back to woolyal Dustin.

Uh oohs, somebody not too smart de puters.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Shug Dye on December 10, 2011, 03:20:41 PM
Wait, is Shane dead already?

I really wanted him to linger on for a while....

PCT where were you on this one?
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AUChizad on December 10, 2011, 03:26:02 PM
Wait, is Shane dead already?

I really wanted him to linger on for a while....

PCT where were you on this one?
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=14103.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=14103.0)
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 10, 2011, 07:30:06 PM
The only thing more pa-fucking-thetic than a bammer troll on an Auburn board?  A bammer troll trying to pass himself off as member of the Auburn Family that is all about bammer and hate's everything Auburn.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: GH2001 on December 10, 2011, 10:47:37 PM
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.

Fuck you
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Dust1080 on December 10, 2011, 11:36:27 PM
Uh oohs, somebody not too smart de puters.

Uh oohs...I'm actually very good with de puters.  The only thing funnier than being a "bammer" troll, is pretending to be "All In," knowing that the Fambly will uncover the truth.  You trashy punks are funnier than that group of guys you call a football team, DOWN on the plains. 
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Kaos on December 11, 2011, 01:02:49 AM
Uh oohs...I'm actually very good with de puters.  The only thing funnier than being a "bammer" troll, is pretending to be "All In," knowing that the Fambly will uncover the truth.  You trashy punks are funnier than that group of guys you call a football team, DOWN on the plains.

Dust.

That's what Shane is. 
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 11, 2011, 08:41:38 AM
Uh oohs...I'm actually very good with de puters.  The only thing funnier than being a "bammer" troll, is pretending to be "All In," knowing that the Fambly will uncover the truth.  You trashy punks are funnier than that group of guys you call a football team, DOWN on the plains.

Only if you're a fucking, cock eating sack of shit with no life.  Struggling to understand the emphasis on the word "DOWN".  I'm sure it has meaning to you though.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: djsimp on December 11, 2011, 11:34:11 AM
Uh oohs...I'm actually very good with de puters.  The only thing gooder than being a "bammer" troll, is gettin'  "All In" my cousins asshole, knowing that the Family knows I'm a sorry lowlife piece of shit goat rapist.  The X is no place for a douchecanoe like myself and I am not even worthy of a Jumbo fisting.

Gooder? You really suck at this.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Dust1080 on December 11, 2011, 11:38:47 AM
Only if you're a fudgeing, pecker eating sack of shitake with no life.  Struggling to understand the emphasis on the word "DOWN".  I'm sure it has meaning to you though.

Wow..  You know, If your school took football half as serious as you do your message boards, you might be able to accomplish something. 
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Dust1080 on December 11, 2011, 11:48:26 AM
Haha! I see what you did there.  You got me!  Very well played.  You must be the same guy that doctored up Cam's daddy's bank records.  Those editing skills could make anything look legit.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: djsimp on December 11, 2011, 12:08:09 PM
Haha! I see what you did there.  You got me!  Very well played.  You must be the same guy that doctored up Cam's daddy's bank records.  Those editing skills could make anything look legit.

Wow, you really do suck at this. I'm bored.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 11, 2011, 12:49:03 PM
hahaha...1 post before you were flushed out? That's a record. You suck at being undercover and shit...
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Dust1080 on December 11, 2011, 02:08:45 PM
hahaha...1 post before you were flushed out? That's a record. You suck at being undercover and shitake...

Ha!  Just another record for the Bama Nation.  You really think I wanted to be undercover?  What would be the fun in that?  I can only pretend to support your team for a few moments.  The faces of AU right now are Head Coach Bobby Lowder...I mean, head coach pat dye.... I mean, head coach Gus Malzahn, his lunatic wife, and the towel waving thug who graces your sidelines do proudly.

   Are you guys actually proud of that?  Get a Def. Coordinator worth a flip and tell Gus to quit calling plays that exploit your weaknesses.  You all have been recruiting at a high level... A very high level.  There was no reason they should have been so bad this year.  Your coaches made some very talented athletes look not so talented. Flame away.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 11, 2011, 05:24:30 PM
Ha!  Just another record for the Bama Nation.  You really think I wanted to be undercover?  What would be the fun in that?  I can only pretend to support your team for a few moments.  The faces of AU right now are Head Coach Bobby Lowder...I mean, head coach pat dye.... I mean, head coach Gus Malzahn, his lunatic wife, and the towel waving thug who graces your sidelines do proudly.

   Are you guys actually proud of that?  Get a Def. Coordinator worth a flip and tell Gus to quit calling plays that exploit your weaknesses.  You all have been recruiting at a high level... A very high level.  There was no reason they should have been so bad this year.  Your coaches made some very talented athletes look not so talented. Flame away.

Does your crack whore mommy know you're on the computer?
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 11, 2011, 05:41:30 PM
Wait, is Shane dead already?

I really wanted him to linger on for a while....

PCT where were you on this one?
At the top of a lonely hill in a cemetery in Trussville lies a freshly dug grave with the husk of a rotten son-of-a-bitch decaying underneath the soil.

I know where he is, and Dustin is welcome to meet me there. I have a lot of shit to spread and could use an extra hand.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AWK on December 11, 2011, 08:54:53 PM
Ha!  Just another record for the Bama Nation.  You really think I wanted to be undercover?  What would be the fun in that?  I can only pretend to support your team for a few moments.  The faces of AU right now are Head Coach Bobby Lowder...I mean, head coach pat dye.... I mean, head coach Gus Malzahn, his lunatic wife, and the towel waving thug who graces your sidelines do proudly.

   Are you guys actually proud of that?  Get a Def. Coordinator worth a flip and tell Gus to quit calling plays that exploit your weaknesses.  You all have been recruiting at a high level... A very high level.  There was no reason they should have been so bad this year.  Your coaches made some very talented athletes look not so talented. Flame away.

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Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: GH2001 on December 11, 2011, 10:19:11 PM
Wow..  You know, If your school took football half as serious as you do your message boards, you might be able to accomplish something.

And if you took your lives half as serious as you do football....

And oh yeah, fuck you and Shane. I hope he rots. You can join him if you wish.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Shug Dye on December 11, 2011, 11:12:03 PM
Somebody is a vewy sad and a wittle bit angwy that there are no new countdowns on Auburngate.com
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: GH2001 on December 11, 2011, 11:16:23 PM
Somebody is a vewy sad and a wittle bit angwy that there are no new countdowns on Auburngate.com

I like this chick
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: The Prowler on December 12, 2011, 04:03:23 AM
Hey, I wonder if Tom Albetar will have a "Trent's 3rd Place Finish in The Heisman Race" suit on display. Maybe a box frame with a carton of cigarettes signed by Shane Cornhole.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 12, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Ha!  Just another record for the Bama Nation.

You're going to hang your "Down Syndrome Troll of the Hour" award next to 28 fictitious national championships?  Makes sense...

You really think I wanted to be undercover?  What would be the fun in that?  I can only pretend to support your team for a few moments.

You didn't want to be undercover...yet you pretended to be an Auburn fan by saying "I am orange and blue thru and thru."

In other news, Bama fans don't really want to beat their wives; they only pretend to beat their wives by hitting them in the face.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AUJarhead on December 12, 2011, 09:51:55 AM
In other news, Bama fans don't really want to beat their wives; they only pretend to beat their wives by hitting them in the face.

They'd already been told twice.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Dust1080 on December 12, 2011, 09:55:50 AM
You're going to hang your "Down Syndrome Troll of the Hour" award next to 28 fictitious national championships?  Makes sense...

You didn't want to be undercover...yet you pretended to be an Auburn fan by saying "I am orange and blue thru and thru."

In other news, Bama fans don't really want to beat their wives; they only pretend to beat their wives by hitting them in the face.

Haha!! Winner!!  This post has the funny.  What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing, you already told her twice.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Saniflush on December 12, 2011, 09:58:23 AM
This post has the funny. 

Yes, the post was gooder.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 12, 2011, 10:08:21 AM
Haha!! Winner!!  This post has the funny.  What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing, you already told her twice.

Awe look, the wittle troll went from wolf in sheep's clothing, to fucking outright troll, to trying to make friends in less than a dozen posts.  I give him 14 years old, tops.  Maybe a Sandusky target even.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: RWS on December 12, 2011, 10:27:11 AM
Tell me one of you cocksuckers just got bored and made a new name to have a little fun.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AUChizad on December 12, 2011, 10:28:52 AM
They'd already been told twice.
Haha!! Winner!!  This post has the funny.  What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing, you already told her twice.
:facepalm:
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Dust1080 on December 12, 2011, 10:35:26 AM
Awe look, the wittle troll went from wolf in sheep's clothing, to fudgeing outright troll, to trying to make friends in less than a dozen posts.  I give him 14 years old, tops.  Maybe a Sandusky target even.

Haha! He said it was full-contact thumb wrestling... Speaking of Sandusky... It sounds like your butt hole is still a little
sore.. You think I should continue acting like a troll on here?  No thanks.  Like another poster said.. "I'm bored."  It gets old.  Now the board knows who I am, and we can converse like adults.  You think I'm trying to make friends? Why because I'm talking football in other threads?  No bruh.  I'm talking football. 
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 12, 2011, 11:01:34 AM
Haha! He said it was full-contact thumb wrestling... Speaking of Sandusky... It sounds like your butt hole is still a little
sore.. You think I should continue acting like a troll on here?  No thanks.  Like another poster said.. "I'm bored."  It gets old.  Now the board knows who I am, and we can converse like adults.  You think I'm trying to make friends? Why because I'm talking football in other threads?  No bruh.  I'm talking football.

Bruh?   :facepalm:
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 12, 2011, 11:06:22 AM
Bruh?   :facepalm:

That's Dog The Bounty Hunter for "friend".
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AUJarhead on December 12, 2011, 11:07:37 AM
Bruh?   :facepalm:

Maybe he secretly wishes he was a coonass.

http://www.gumbopages.com/yatspeak.html (http://www.gumbopages.com/yatspeak.html)

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BRA - A form of address for men, usually one with whom you are not acquainted. Usually used in this manner: "Say, bra ..." Ostensibly an abbreviation for "brother."

Often heard in amusing contexts, such as the question "Say bra, what time da midnight movie starts?" asked of me when I was an usher at the Village Aurora Cinema 6 in Algiers. Another good one was contributed by Gumbo Pages reader Larry Beron: "A friend of mine went to the Rally's at Vets and Bonnabel in Metairie and overheard the driver of the car ahead of him ask the drive-up clerk, 'Say bra ... how many meats y'all put on them double-cheeseburgers?'")
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2011, 11:10:16 AM
That's Dog The Bounty Hunter for "friend".

I thought that was more of a "brah"?
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 12, 2011, 11:19:22 AM
I thought that was more of a "brah"?

It is, but Dust is Norwegian
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: GH2001 on December 12, 2011, 11:21:26 AM
Bruh?   :facepalm:

Seriously though...Bruh?

At least you know he's a homo now.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2011, 11:26:37 AM
It is, but Dust is Norwegian

I didn't know ugly Norwegian women existed.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 12, 2011, 11:29:35 AM
Seriously though...Bruh?

At least you know he's a homo now.

For realz, and a punk 13 year old homo to boot.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Kaos on December 12, 2011, 11:37:28 AM
Welcome to the board dust.

Here is a gift of greeting just for you.

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Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 12, 2011, 11:41:48 AM
At the top of a lonely hill in a cemetery in Trussville

Please tell me this is not true!!!
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Jumbo on December 12, 2011, 11:56:22 AM
Dust, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here ?
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: GH2001 on December 12, 2011, 12:00:38 PM
Dust, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here ?

Dust is about as funny as a screen door on a battleship
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 12, 2011, 12:01:59 PM
Dust, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here ?

He'll probably counter with something like "you seem upset" or "you're just butthurt", then post some more grade school level shit. 
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2011, 12:05:09 PM
What are you looking at butthead?
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 12, 2011, 12:07:06 PM
Haha! He said it was full-contact thumb wrestling... Speaking of Sandusky... It sounds like your butt hole is still a little
sore.. You think I should continue acting like a troll on here?  No thanks.  Like another poster said.. "I'm bored."  It gets old.  Now the board knows who I am, and we can converse like adults.  You think I'm trying to make friends? Why because I'm talking football in other threads?  No bruh.  I'm talking football.

Every post from this kid < (http://pages.physics.cornell.edu/pgs/photos/tshirts-07-20-06/weakshirtsample.gif)
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 12, 2011, 03:20:51 PM
Seriously though...Bruh?

At least you know he's a homo now.

(http://troll.me/images/misunderstood-douchebag/stylin-bruh-chea.jpg)
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 12, 2011, 06:22:31 PM
Please tell me this is not true!!!
It is. My plan is to cover that 3 by 6 storage area with dog turds. Catfish the Lab has his work cut out for him. I figure that by the time they put up the headstone I'll have enough to cover it.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 09:54:15 AM
It is. My plan is to cover that 3 by 6 storage area with dog turds. Catfish the Lab has his work cut out for him. I figure that by the time they put up the headstone I'll have enough to cover it.

Coolest MF'er on the X merely based off posts in this thread.

To PCT!!
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 13, 2011, 06:31:10 PM
Coolest MF'er on the X merely based off posts in this thread.

To PCT!!
Thank you. I'm just doing my part to see that justice is served. I wanted to confront this low life cocksucker in person, but cancer beat me to him.
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 06:49:22 PM
Thank you. I'm just doing my part to see that justice is served. I wanted to confront this low life cocksucker in person, but cancer beat me to him.

And, in the fortuitous words of Godfather: "Cancer got Shane". 
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: GH2001 on December 14, 2011, 09:32:57 AM
And, in the fortuitous words of Godfather: "Cancer got Shane".

Would that make Cancer a Shane survivor?
Title: Re: AUBsession
Post by: AUChizad on December 14, 2011, 09:40:06 AM
Would that make Cancer a Shane survivor?
Here's to cancer for winning its long battle with Shane.