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Title: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2011, 01:56:22 PM
Word out of Memphis is that the deal for Bama's shitty offensive coordinator to take over the Tigers was essentially done. 

The FedEx honcho called Saban out of courtesy and to get his blessing.  Fucker. 

Instead Saban bagged on McElwain.  Kneecapped him. 

Memphis backpedaled.  Hired somebody else instead.

Currently being spun (and will be spun on Finebaum) that McElwain was offered, accepted and then out of loyalty to Saban and Bama reneged.    Not what happened.  Lord Saban gut cut his assistant and cost him a job. 
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Saniflush on December 08, 2011, 02:03:02 PM
Word out of Memphis is that the deal for Bama's shitty offensive coordinator to take over the Tigers was essentially done. 

The FedEx honcho called Saban out of courtesy and to get his blessing.  Fucker. 

Instead Saban bagged on McElwain.  Kneecapped him. 

Memphis backpedaled.  Hired somebody else instead.

Currently being spun (and will be spun on Finebaum) that McElwain was offered, accepted and then out of loyalty to Saban and Bama reneged.    Not what happened.  Lord Saban gut cut his assistant and cost him a job saved his reputation.

Nobody gets out of Memphis alive.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: djsimp on December 08, 2011, 02:05:08 PM
Nobody gets out of Memphis alive.

Could be said the same for UAB.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: JR4AU on December 08, 2011, 02:06:42 PM
Word out of Memphis is that the deal for Bama's shitty offensive coordinator to take over the Tigers was essentially done. 

The FedEx honcho called Saban out of courtesy and to get his blessing.  Fucker. 

Instead Saban bagged on McElwain.  Kneecapped him. 

Memphis backpedaled.  Hired somebody else instead.

Currently being spun (and will be spun on Finebaum) that McElwain was offered, accepted and then out of loyalty to Saban and Bama reneged.    Not what happened.  Lord Saban gut cut his assistant and cost him a job.

What exactly did he do to queer the deal?
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2011, 02:08:57 PM
Nobody gets out of Memphis alive.

Adam Richman on Man vs. Food had a great BBQ show from Memphis.  I bout' jizzed when he took a bite of the charred end of brisket. 

Oh, and Lord Saybinz is a mother fucker.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2011, 02:09:31 PM
What exactly did he do to queer the deal?
Quit being a douchebag contrarian and just go with the flow.....Saban is a motherfucker, aiiightt?
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: RWS on December 08, 2011, 02:10:36 PM
Wait, first Memphis is the shittiest job in the world. Now Saban is a dick for supposedly scuttling the whole deal, because that's what you heard. Nice. I bet it has nothing to do with Fresno State being interested in McElwain. You know, the school he was OC at before he came to Alabama. Nope. No way. But some sportscaster news chick in Memphis says Nick Saban "did not give a bad nor 'glowing' review", and OMG HE KNEECAPPED HIM!!1!!

McElwain is replaceable. I don't see why Saban would fuck him over. Kirby Smart is fucking beyond critical to the team, and Saban didn't fuck him over. So I find it hard to believe.

But Saban is a motherfucker.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: JR4AU on December 08, 2011, 02:11:20 PM
Quit being a douchebag contrarian and just go with the flow.....Saban is a motherfucker, aiiightt?

No dispute on that, but I'm curious.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2011, 02:16:25 PM
This is the guy that will be running his own offense on January 9th, correct?
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2011, 02:42:31 PM
What exactly did he do to queer the deal?

Sportscaster up there said Saban told them he was not head coach material. 
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: JR4AU on December 08, 2011, 02:44:48 PM
Sportscaster up there said Saban told them he was not head coach material.

If true, and I can believe that, that's not going to foster any loyalty, and could cause internal dysfunction.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2011, 02:46:15 PM
Wait, first Memphis is the shittiest job in the world. Now Saban is a dick for supposedly scuttling the whole deal, because that's what you heard. Nice. I bet it has nothing to do with Fresno State being interested in McElwain. You know, the school he was OC at before he came to Alabama. Nope. No way. But some sportscaster news chick in Memphis says Nick Saban "did not give a bad nor 'glowing' review", and OMG HE KNEECAPPED HIM!!1!!

McElwain is replaceable. I don't see why Saban would fuck him over. Kirby Smart is fucking beyond critical to the team, and Saban didn't fuck him over. So I find it hard to believe.

But Saban is a motherfucker.

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j242/metsluckyunit/gooofuckagoat.jpg)

Yes, Memphis is the shittiest job on the planet.  But your coach wanted it to escape little Hitler.  No soup for him. 

You don't know if Kirby Dumb got fucked over or not, you goat fucking queeb.  Does Kirby Smart have another job?  Has he gotten any of the 15 or so he's applied for?  Maybe Mighty Mite capped his ass at all of the escape routes. 
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2011, 02:52:45 PM
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j242/metsluckyunit/gooofuckagoat.jpg)

Yes, Memphis is the shittiest job on the planet.  But your coach wanted it to escape little Hitler.  No soup for him. 

You don't know if Kirby Dumb got fucked over or not, you goat fucking queeb.  Does Kirby Smart have another job?  Has he gotten any of the 15 or so he's applied for?  Maybe Mighty Mite capped his ass at all of the escape routes.

Who the hell is that in the pic?

And for Christ's SAKES MAN, where the hell do you get these pics? I am starting to worry a bit.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 08, 2011, 03:06:40 PM
These rumors were all over Twitter this morning.  Supposedly someone in the media spoke to the athletic director (maybe someone else) and they said that the reports of McElwain changing his mind weren't true.  And they said that Saban said enough to make them rethink their decision to hire McElwain. 

Could all be bullshit.  It wouldn't surprise me to see Memphis react this way if McElwain did indeed turn them down.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2011, 03:06:40 PM
Who the hell is that in the pic?

And for Christ's SAKES MAN, where the hell do you get these pics? I am starting to worry a bit.

I have a secret.  But since ya'll are in the loop, I'll tell you. 

I go to the Googles.  I hit the images tab.  I enter "goat fucker" or "fucks goats" or "sex with goats" in the search field.  And then I laugh. 


Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2011, 03:14:12 PM
Okay so...."Goat Fucker"...."Fucks Goats" aaaaand.."Sex With Goats".

Good, now highlite, scroll down and hit continue....are you sure? Yes.....aaaaand "Blocked"  "Blocked"  "Blocked"

There...all done.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 08, 2011, 03:15:02 PM
I have a secret.  But since ya'll are in the loop, I'll tell you. 

I go to the Googles.  I hit the images tab.  I enter "goat fudgeer" or "fudges goats" or "sex with goats" in the search field.  And then I laugh.

I'm just not comfortable typing that in to a computer that I either use at work or share with my wife.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: djsimp on December 08, 2011, 03:16:58 PM
I'm just not comfortable typing that in to a computer that I either use at work or share with my wife.

Ditto.

Somehow my wife would stumble upon this shit. Not good.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2011, 03:29:21 PM
I'm just not comfortable typing that in to a computer that I either use at work or share with my wife.

I could give a fuck. 
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: Saniflush on December 08, 2011, 03:34:10 PM
I could give a fuck.

Now would that be a goat fuck or just a regular fuck?
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 08, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
Ditto.

Somehow my wife would stumble upon this shit. Not good.

What the hell is wrong with some of you people. 

#1.  Never give out a passwd or make it so hard that it's secure.
#2.  Clear all history.
#3.  If you forget one or two, just deal with it.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2011, 03:36:12 PM
I could give a fuck.

RWS could give a fuck too. To a goat.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: djsimp on December 08, 2011, 03:43:28 PM
What the hell is wrong with some of you people. 

#1.  Never give out a passwd or make it so hard that it's secure.
#2.  Clear all history.
#3.  If you forget one or two, just deal with it.

This is a known policy yes but when dealing with goat fucking you just never know.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2011, 03:43:59 PM
This is a known policy yes but when dealing with goat fucking you just never know.

RWS knows.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 08, 2011, 03:44:41 PM
I could give a fudge.

Yeah, but you wear cat makeup and have a big nose and foot fetish.  If somebody saw that on your computer they would just go, "Yep, saw that coming."
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2011, 04:02:12 PM
Yeah, but you wear cat makeup and have a big nose and foot fetish.  If somebody saw that on your computer they would just go, "Yep, saw that coming."

Uh oh....

damn.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: RWS on December 08, 2011, 04:03:14 PM
Yes, Memphis is the shittiest job on the planet.  But your coach wanted it to escape little Hitler.  No soup for him. 

You don't know if Kirby Dumb got fucked over or not, you goat fucking queeb.  Does Kirby Smart have another job?  Has he gotten any of the 15 or so he's applied for?  Maybe Mighty Mite capped his ass at all of the escape routes.
Where are the 15 jobs Kirby Smart has applied for? I mean, he's always rumored to be at the forefront of damn near every coaching vacancy that comes up. But I doubt you know that he's applied for "15 or so" jobs. With his raises the past two years, he is the highest paid assistant on staff. His salary more than doubled in 2010. McElwain and Smart both got a $100k each raise at the beginning of this year. Smart is currently at $850k a year, and if he sticks around, will probably be making around a million in 2012. When a guy is rumored to be at the front of a search, then he stays and his salary doubles, that sounds a little more like he decided to stick with something he knows so he could get his salary doubled. Doesn't exactly sound like being kneecapped.

If a school called Nick Saban for a reference on Smart right now and Saban "kneecapped" the guy, I bet the school would wonder how Smart could have a top defensive unit and have his salary doubled, but is a shitty coach. Schools don't normally double the salary of shitty coaches. For that matter, UA even made it easier for him to be a HC somewhere. They removed his contract buyout if he leaves UA to be a HC somewhere. The only way he has to pay a buyout is if he leaves to be a coordinator somewhere, and that buyout is $72,000. Yeah, sounds like Hitler syndrome to me.  :taunt:
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2011, 04:06:29 PM
Okay so...."Goat Fucker"...."Fucks Goats" aaaaand.."Sex With Goats".

Good, now highlite, scroll down and hit continue....are you sure? Yes.....aaaaand "Blocked"  "Blocked"  "Blocked"

There...all done.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=goat+fucker (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=goat+fucker)
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2011, 04:06:56 PM
Where are the 15 jobs Kirby Smart has applied for? I mean, he's always rumored to be at the forefront of damn near every coaching vacancy that comes up. But I doubt you know that he's applied for "15 or so" jobs. With his raises the past two years, he is the highest paid assistant on staff. His salary more than doubled in 2010. McElwain and Smart both got a $100k each raise at the beginning of this year. Smart is currently at $850k a year, and if he sticks around, will probably be making around a million in 2012. When a guy is rumored to be at the front of a search, then he stays and his salary doubles, that sounds a little more like he decided to stick with something he knows so he could get his salary doubled. Doesn't exactly sound like being kneecapped.

If a school called Nick Saban for a reference on Smart right now and Saban "kneecapped" the guy, I bet the school would wonder how Smart could have a top defensive unit and have his salary doubled, but is a shitty coach. Schools don't normally double the salary of shitty coaches. For that matter, UA even made it easier for him to be a HC somewhere. They removed his contract buyout if he leaves UA to be a HC somewhere. The only way he has to pay a buyout is if he leaves to be a coordinator somewhere, and that buyout is $72,000. Yeah, sounds like Hitler syndrome to me.  :taunt:

tl;dgaf

(http://awriterscult.com/files/1268278656988.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2011, 04:07:44 PM
Where are the 15 jobs Kirby Smart has applied for? I mean, he's always rumored to be at the forefront of damn near every coaching vacancy that comes up. But I doubt you know that he's applied for "15 or so" jobs. With his raises the past two years, he is the highest paid assistant on staff. His salary more than doubled in 2010. McElwain and Smart both got a $100k each raise at the beginning of this year. Smart is currently at $850k a year, and if he sticks around, will probably be making around a million in 2012. When a guy is rumored to be at the front of a search, then he stays and his salary doubles, that sounds a little more like he decided to stick with something he knows so he could get his salary doubled. Doesn't exactly sound like being kneecapped.

If a school called Nick Saban for a reference on Smart right now and Saban "kneecapped" the guy, I bet the school would wonder how Smart could have a top defensive unit and have his salary doubled, but is a shitty coach. Schools don't normally double the salary of shitty coaches. For that matter, UA even made it easier for him to be a HC somewhere. They removed his contract buyout if he leaves UA to be a HC somewhere. The only way he has to pay a buyout is if he leaves to be a coordinator somewhere, and that buyout is $72,000. Yeah, sounds like Hitler syndrome to me.  :taunt:

Damn it, son.  Stop responding to him.  Do you realize we're about to see another pic of some random redneck performing The Great Sandusky on a farm animal?

Frick, too late
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2011, 04:20:08 PM

(http://awriterscult.com/files/1268278656988.jpg)

Best.  One.  Yet.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: RWS on December 08, 2011, 04:26:22 PM
Best.  One.  Yet.
I was about to say, I don't know what Snaggle is complaining about. That one was pretty damn good.
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
Post by: JR4AU on December 08, 2011, 05:18:07 PM
tl;dgaf

(http://awriterscult.com/files/1268278656988.jpg)

*snicker*
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: DnATL on December 08, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
I'm just not comfortable typing that in to a computer that I either use at work or share with my wife.
RWS won't share his goats with his wife either
Unless he does
(Would that mean he bleats his wife?)
Title: Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
Post by: Token on December 08, 2011, 08:10:28 PM
Now would that be a goat fuck or just a regular fuck?

 :bugs: