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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on December 06, 2011, 11:32:27 AM
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http://deadspin.com/5865472/
How A Heisman Finalist’s Penis Ended Up On The Internet
We already knew LSU cornerback Tyrann Mathieu was a pro. Forget his onfield play; dude already had an awesome nickname and a failed drug test. But yesterday turned out to be the ultimate rite of passage for Mathieu, as he knocked two major accomplishments off his star athlete checklist in one day: get nominated for a Heisman and have his penis plastered all over the internet.
How Tyrann Matthieu's "football sized jank" ended up on MediaTakeOut (link probably NSFW) is a cautionary tale of college dating, stardom and social media. In the days before Saturday's SEC Championship, Matthieu decided to go Twitter-public with his relationship. Repeatedly Tweeting his love for his girlfriend. This apparently rubbed some spurned women the wrong way: one put Matthieu on blast, saying he was "fucking half of Baton Rouge." But Twitter can talk, and most of the time no one listens. Matthieu's big mistake, then, was to try and fight back.
Matthieu engaged one of the girls who claimed she'd had a relationship with her, calling her a liar and a hater. She responded with a photo of the two of them together. On Sunday, MediaTakeOut ran that photo, plus photos of Matthieu with two different women, neither of them his girlfriend.
Matthieu should have let it go there, but he couldn't. He claimed the pictures were from high school, and reiterated to the world his love for his girlfriend. Considering that was what had started the mess, it was the exact wrong move. There's nothing a side piece hates more than being told she's a side piece. The next day, photos of a shirtless Matthieu, along with a purported picture of his penis, made it onto MediaTakeOut. The girls celebrated. Matthieu went quiet, finally.
It was just a simple, petty fight between spurned former lovers that played out, from initial shots fired to full-on cock exposure in just two days. That's almost exactly how every athlete dong shot makes it to your computer. The difference here is that it involved teenagers, who don't grasp just how public every move and cameraphone snap and Tweet can be. So this time around, we were able to watch the entire thing play out in realtime. It can be fun to see how your dong sausage is made.
It'll be just a blip in a long career for Matheiu, as people will forget all about it in a few days. It might end up being the highlight of the vengeful girls' lives. But Honey Badger don't care. He's already shown us all that he's NFL-ready.
Link includes other links for TW.
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Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.
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Link includes other links for TW.
Not. Bleached blonde mohawks are not my preference. He is one ugly mofo. Not Andrew Luck ugly, but still... nasty.
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Holy lord.
Just actually clicked the links.
Now I see why Honey Badger Doesn't Give A Fuck.
He makes Ron Jeremy look like the Asian dude in the Hangover.
He must tie that thing to his ankle to run the way he does.
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Holy lord.
Just actually clicked the links.
Now I see why Honey Badger Doesn't Give A Fuck.
He makes Ron Jeremy look like the Asian dude in the Hangover.
He must tie that thing to his ankle to run the way he does.
That's not normal?
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Holy lord.
Just actually clicked the links.
Now I see why Honey Badger Doesn't Give A Fuck.
He makes Ron Jeremy look like the Asian dude in the Hangover.
He must tie that thing to his ankle to run the way he does.
Have you confirmed that it is his actual penis?
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Honey Badger also has a REALLY nice ass. Much better than his face.
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Damn, Tripod. I don't have that much meat in my freezer.
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Oh but your wife does...... in the nightstand.
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Oh but your wife does...... in the nightstand.
Try and get your post count up before you play with the big boys.
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Oh but your wife does...... in the nightstand.
:muttley:
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Oh but your wife does...... in the nightstand.
Thats gonna leave a mark.
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Oh but your wife does...... in the nightstand.
Id say she landed a blow square in snaggie's nuts with that one, but they're in the nighstand next to his wife's BOB.
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Oh yeah, the 17,148th wife/nutz joke landed square in the kidney.
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Oh yeah, the 17,148th wife/nutz joke landed square in the kidney.
you must have missed a few
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you must have missed a few
I never read Token's posts
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Oh yeah, the 17,148th wife/nutz joke landed square in the kidney.
No joke. I thought she was having an affair with Sani, she was smilin so much. She gave me the 411.
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No joke. I thought she was having an affair with Sani, she was smilin so much. She gave me the 411.
Don't you have to be fucking the first one before the second one is considered an affair?
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Don't you have to be fucking the first one before the second one is considered an affair?
Now see...THAT'S comedy gold.
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Now see...THAT'S comedy gold.
what do you call a grown man with no nuts?
snaggletiger...
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Ok ok folks, step back from Snaggle a little bit now, damn. You all are gonna cause him to use a little less delicious coke product and a little more Zima with his Zoloft.
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what do you call a grown man with no nuts?
snaggletiger...
:rimshot:
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:rimshot:
I was gonna' say Renee Richards, but that works too.
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Ok ok folks, step back from Snaggle a little bit now, damn. You all are gonna cause him to use a little less delicious coke product and a little more Zima with his Zoloft delete his account.
fixt
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fixt
Damn! That's gonna leave a mark.