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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on December 05, 2011, 08:53:26 PM
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His response to being named a Heisman finalist:
"I wish everybody could go and represent this team. I'm going to try to represent it hard and try to represent it the best I can and speak well and try to answer the questions as good as I can while I'm down there.
Failure in grammar. Failure in geography. And how exactly does he plan to represent "hard?" What would soft representation entail?
And be relaxed and have fun when I'm down there. It is a fun trip at the same time. Repeated geography fail
I'm really trying to go down there and have fun and make sure that at the end of the day, win or lose, that my name's been mentioned as a Heisman candidate." Continued geography fail. And he has to travel "down" there to make sure his name is mentioned? Will they not mention if if he doesn't go "down" there? Isn't by virtue of being named a finalist, his name already being mentioned? Hasn't it been mentioned even before he ate his first peenaa budda sammich this season? Wasn't it fraudulently mentioned the day he signed with UA?
The boy is dumb.
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His response to being named a Heisman finalist:
The boy is dumb.
But he has a damn good set of teeth.
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But he has a damn good set of teeth.
Wrong, asshole. He has a gooder set of teeth. Get it straight.
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Maybe they'll ask him the same dumbass questions they asked McFadden.
"I bet these are the biggest buildings you've ever seen, right?"
"Isn't life a faster pace here in New York City?"
"I bet you've got a lot more trees where you come from."
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Where do you get your suits is the one I'm waiting for.
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Where do you get your suits is the one I'm waiting for.
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
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Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Fitting. He thinks New York is "down there".
Silk suit, black tie.
I don't need a reason why.
Also fitting, considering no one but Paul Finebaum, Mark Ingram, and other Bama beat writers can find a reason why he belongs there.
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Also fitting, considering no one but Paul Finebaum, Mark Ingram, and other Bama beat writers can find a reason why he belongs there.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
I'm telling you, ZZ Top wrote this song for Mr. Mo Gooder.
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Also fitting, considering no one but Paul Finebaum, Mark Ingram, and other Bama beat writers can find a reason why he belongs there.
You don't think that the guy who is #5 in rushing yards and #5 in rushing TDs scored is the best collegiate player in America?!?!
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You don't think that the guy who is #5 in rushing yards and #5 in rushing TDs scored is the best collegiate player in America?!?!
Yeah, but did you see him stiff-arm Neiko Torched? Or maybe you missed him juking that Ole Miss defender that one time?
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Yeah, but did you see him stiff-arm Neiko Torched? Or maybe you missed him juking that Ole Miss defender that one time?
He has gooder moves.
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You don't think that the guy who is #5 in rushing yards and #5 in rushing TDs scored is the best collegiate player in America?!?!
Hustle real hard.
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You don't think that the guy who is #5 in rushing yards and #5 in rushing TDs scored is the best collegiate player in America?!?!
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/2/128754050837471101.jpg)
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Yeah, but did you see him stiff-arm Neiko Torched?
I actually applauded him for that one. I've been wanting to do it for a while now.
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Yeah, but did you see him stiff-arm Neiko Torched? Or maybe you missed him juking that Ole Miss defender that one time?
Give Torch credit-To get stiff armed means he was at least close to somebody.
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Give Torch credit-To get stiff armed means he was at least close to somebody.
Too bad Mincemeat will forever be immortalized on this trailer-park velvet painting? I thought Tha Universitay was suing Daniel Moore anyways? Did they settle?
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Give Torch credit-To get stiff armed means he was at least close to somebody.
Oh he was always running up to make a tackle........even on long pass plays!