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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on December 05, 2011, 02:00:39 PM
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Hey, you just beat one of the worst Auburn teams in two decades. You didn't win the SEC. What are you gonna do now?
Paint, motherfucker, paint.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/12/check_out_the_never_again_sket.html
(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/daniel-moore-never-again-sketchjpg-19aa34f952ece9de.jpg)
That's what little brother does.
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Hey, you just beat one of the worst Auburn teams in two decades. You didn't win the SEC. What are you gonna do now?
Paint, motherfucker, paint.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/12/check_out_the_never_again_sket.html
(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/daniel-moore-never-again-sketchjpg-19aa34f952ece9de.jpg)
That's what little brother does.
Got our defense down pat. Out of position and missing a tackle.
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"Never Again"???? Never again, what? UA will never lose to AU again? Holy shit. I think that's fucking perfect. Henceforth, every time we beat those cocksuckers, he should be forced to paint AU paintings simply titled, "....Again". "....and Again". "....and Again".
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Hey, you just beat one of the worst Auburn teams in two decades. You didn't win the SEC. What are you gonna do now?
Paint, motherfucker, paint.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/12/check_out_the_never_again_sket.html
(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/daniel-moore-never-again-sketchjpg-19aa34f952ece9de.jpg)
That's what little brother does.
one of the worst Auburn teams in two decades
The 2008 team raises their hands.
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Is this sort of like one of those "AU only beats us when we're down!" type of things?
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Is this sort of like one of those "AU only beats us when we're down!" type of things?
Cue pic of man blowing goat in 3...2...1....
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Cue pic of man blowing goat in 3...2...1....
It's almost as amusing as seeing how strong the butthurt is with Kaos this afternoon.
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Cue pic of man blowing goat in 3...2...1....
Like this?
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk5/new_life_photos_2008/Vacation%20Bible%20School/ScannedImage-2.jpg)
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Is this sort of like one of those "AU only beats us when we're down!" type of things?
Check the history goat blower. Your shit team traditionally loses to our better than mediocre ones. AU is much better at knocking off your decent ones.
Now tape a couple of Bugle chips to a toilet paper roll and call it Billy.
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Now tape a couple of Bugle chips to a toilet paper roll and call it Billy.
No really, that is pretty funny.
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Hey, you just beat one of the worst Auburn teams in two decades. You didn't win the SEC. What are you gonna do now?
Paint, motherfucker, paint.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/12/check_out_the_never_again_sket.html
(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/daniel-moore-never-again-sketchjpg-19aa34f952ece9de.jpg)
That's what little brother does.
So, you'd put this year's team, 7-5, beaten by only ranked teams, including 3 top ten and the 2 that will play for it all in the same ilk as '92, '98, '08?
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So, you'd put this year's team, 7-5, beaten by only ranked teams, including 3 top ten and the 2 that will play for it all in the same ilk as '92, '98, '08?
Defensively...yes.
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So, you'd put this year's team, 7-5, beaten by only ranked teams, including 3 top ten and the 2 that will play for it all in the same ilk as '92, '98, '08?
I'm still bitter about '92 UGA. Fuck you, Ray Goff.
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Defensively...yes.
The '08 team had a very solid D. Top 15 in Scoring D.
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The '08 team had a very solid D. Top 15 in Scoring D.
And that's the last time you could say that.
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So, you'd put this year's team, 7-5, beaten by only ranked teams, including 3 top ten and the 2 that will play for it all in the same ilk as '92, '98, '08?
I don't know anything about '92 and '98, but '08 would beat this team.
Our offense has been putrid, and besides the 2008 Iron Bowl and 4th quarter of the West Virginia, that defense was pretty stout.
It'd probably be 3-2.
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It'd probably be 3-2.
Then there would have to be a rematch.
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Our offense has been putrid
Most inept offense I've seen in my life. Far worse than 2008 in my opinion. It went to hell in a handbasket at halftime of the Clemson game and never recovered. I will never understand that. To that point, AU moved the ball with relative ease. Even against SC the offense moved the ball. Didn't take advantage of the movement sometimes, but it moved.
Since it was the worst offense I've ever seen and it combined with what was statistically one of the most pitiful Auburn defenses in history, I'd have to rank this team as easily one of the worst (record be damned) I've seen in my 40+ years.
As I've said before this wasn't a team that was a break here or there from a better season. This was a team that without a few breaks could very easily have gone 3-9 or 4-8.
Quarterback play was the worst I've ever witnessed on any team. Well, there was that one time I saw a 2A team that had 13 players and their QB got hurt. They put in the fullback. He might have been worse but I'm not sure.
The WR corps, a strength for two seasons, didn't exist all year. Did AU complete a single pass other than some swing bullshit?
Lutz and Dyer were misused.
The defense was constantly out of position. Constantly whiffing and missing. Fundamentally unsound.
But AU did kick the fuck out of the ball, didn't they? At least that was good. Did you notice that the kickoff and punt coverage teams consistently took the right angles, wrapped up and put people on the ground? If they can be coached to do it properly... well....
I can't remember EVER being apathetic because I knew without any question that shit was going to get pushed in. Can't remember ever thinking (except for one game in 2008) that AU had absolutely no chance. Not during the Barfield days, not during the last days of Bowden, never. I always thought we had it in us. Not this year.
And therefore.... yes. This team, despite the record, sits near the top of my futility chart.