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Title: Cam Newton
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 04, 2011, 04:16:31 PM
Cam Newton is now the NFL's all time leading touchdown specialist for a running quarterback.

Three touchdowns today put him in 1st place. 

That includes guys like Michael Vick, Vince Young, Steve Young, and Randall Cunningham. 
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: jmar on December 04, 2011, 06:17:46 PM
Cam Newton is now the NFL's all time leading touchdown specialist for a running quarterback.

Three touchdowns today put him in 1st place. 

That includes guys like Michael Vick, Vince Young, Steve Young, and Randall Cunningham.
You bastards!
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Saniflush on December 05, 2011, 07:57:46 AM
I would be happier if he wasn't so fake about it.  Just think about how many kids have gotten footballs because of this.  Makes my stomach turn.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: JR4AU on December 05, 2011, 08:51:29 AM
I would be happier if he wasn't so fake about it.  Just think about how many kids have gotten footballs because of this.  Makes my stomach turn.

And that fucking fake smile the whole damn time.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUJarhead on December 05, 2011, 08:58:43 AM
His game will never translate to the NFL.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: djsimp on December 05, 2011, 08:59:49 AM
Here is their remaining schedule. I could see the Panthers taking two of these; both home games. With how the NFL is though, you never know.

14 Sun, Dec 11 Atlanta Falcons vs Atlanta (7-5) 1:00 pm EST

15 Sun, Dec 18 Houston Texans @ Houston (9-3) 1:00 pm EST

16 Sat, Dec 24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Tampa Bay (4-8) 1:00 pm EST

17 Sun, Jan 1 New Orleans Saints @ New Orleans (9-3) 1:00 pm EST
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Kaos on December 05, 2011, 09:09:18 AM
I didn't want to say anything, but I heard he's getting paid. 
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: djsimp on December 05, 2011, 09:11:05 AM
I didn't want to say anything, but I heard he's getting paid.

Yeah, he got a raise to $180k per game.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 05, 2011, 09:15:42 AM
I didn't want to say anything, but I heard he's getting paid.
He said he would have stayed at Auburn for his senior year, but "the money was too much."
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AWK on December 05, 2011, 10:46:44 AM
Here is their remaining schedule. I could see the Panthers taking two of these; both home games. With how the NFL is though, you never know.

14 Sun, Dec 11 Atlanta Falcons vs Atlanta (7-5) 1:00 pm EST

15 Sun, Dec 18 Houston Texans @ Houston (9-3) 1:00 pm EST

16 Sat, Dec 24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Tampa Bay (4-8) 1:00 pm EST

17 Sun, Jan 1 New Orleans Saints @ New Orleans (9-3) 1:00 pm EST
That's a rough fucking schedule.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 05, 2011, 10:50:05 AM
Pretty amazing that he can accomplish this kind of stuff when his work ethic is so bad. 
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: djsimp on December 05, 2011, 10:53:48 AM
That's a rough fucking schedule.

Agree. I'm not gonna doubt the Cam skillz but @ the Texans and Saints is gonna be hard to pull off. The home games I think they can take; it just depends on how the Panthers D plays.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 05, 2011, 11:19:29 AM
Yeah, he got a raise to $180k per game.

Damn paycut going to the pros.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 05, 2011, 04:43:35 PM
I'mma gonna carry a Scam Newton sign with me to the Texans game...

I'mma take me some pitchers of that fake smile too - got my zoom lens ready to go to prove that he does not smile unless the tv cameras are on, because he just has bad character and is a terrible teammate.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUJarhead on December 05, 2011, 05:02:03 PM
got my zoom lens ready to go

Does it look like this zoom lens?

(http://p.twimg.com/AfSa-ULCAAICU0_.jpg)
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUChizad on December 05, 2011, 05:37:55 PM
http://www.rotoworld.com/articles/nfl/39432/131/surviving-the-fantasy-flu

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Cam Newton - On the same afternoon where he broke Steve Grogan’s 1976 mark of 12 rushing scores, Newtown became just the third player in NFL history with a touchdown pass, three rush scores, and a reception in the same game, joining LaDainian Tomlinson and Ronnie Brown. Yes, lost amid the rushing scores was a 27-yard catch. Matching Rodgers’ 39 standard-scoring fantasy points, Newton is also the first quarterback with three rushing touchdowns in a game since Daunte Culpepper with the Raiders in 2007.

I didn't even know he got a reception. Damn.

Does anyone have a video of that?
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Kaos on December 05, 2011, 10:47:19 PM
Decent interview. 

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7319392&categoryid=2378529
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUChizad on December 05, 2011, 11:08:24 PM
"Person up on a pinnacle."

"Take a lion out of the Safari."

 :facepalm:

Otherwise, War Cam Eagle and  :thumsup: :thumsup:
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Kaos on December 05, 2011, 11:11:42 PM
"Person up on a pinnacle."

"Take a lion out of the Safari."

 :facepalm:

Otherwise, War Cam Eagle and  :thumsup: :thumsup:

You can't pen a lion up in a ramshackle house of losing.  He's going to eat that house.  And everyone in it.  Then he'll climb your mountain and holler at your ass from the top. 
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUChizad on December 05, 2011, 11:45:31 PM
Also, Aaron Rogers's ceiling is going through the roof.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUChizad on December 06, 2011, 10:57:21 AM
Selfish Thug!!!
https://twitter.com/#!/josephperson/status/144082136272609280
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@josephperson Joe Person
Cam Newton just arrived at Second Harvest Food Bank in CLT. Will be packing boxes for needy seniors. 40 BkofAm employees here, too.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Saniflush on December 06, 2011, 10:57:59 AM
Selfish Thug!!!
https://twitter.com/#!/josephperson/status/144082136272609280

Hope they don't expect him to be genuine.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 06, 2011, 11:01:58 AM
He will probably flash that fake smile the entire time.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUChizad on December 06, 2011, 11:41:57 AM
https://twitter.com/#!/josephperson/status/144092717645955072
Quote
@josephperson Joe Person
Cam Newton has formed a foundation, emphasis will be on kids. Plans several activities in next yr. Made a donation to youth fb tourn in Atl.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 06, 2011, 11:50:03 AM
We all know that Cam Newton is contributing so much to charity so that he can arrogantly gloat about contributing to charity. 

Thug. 
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Godfather on December 06, 2011, 11:55:40 AM
Name of the foundation...

Fake Smiles for Kids
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUChizad on December 06, 2011, 12:02:13 PM
We all know that Cam Newton is contributing so much to charity so that he can arrogantly gloat about contributing to charity. 

Thug.
I thought he was money laundering.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: JR4AU on December 06, 2011, 12:39:26 PM
I thought he was money laundering.

He's got a sack with 9000 twenty dollar bills, and you can't just take that shit to any bank and not bring suspicion.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 02:12:25 PM
He's got a sack with 9000 twenty dollar bills, and you can't just take that shit to any bank and not bring suspicion.

When I lived in Atlanta the girl I was dating was waiting tables while looking for a job.  Once a month I would take between 3 and 4 grand in cash...mostly fives and ones...to the bank.  On the third deposit I caught the teller giving me the evil eye...assuming I was a drug dealer. 
 
Sooooo...my next few deposits were accompanied by commentary on my latest gig....stripping.  The fall of 2004 was a banner season for bachelorette parties in atlanta as far as the teller at bank of america on roswell road knew.
   
This story is funnier if you've met me.  No one would pay me money to get nekkid.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: JR4AU on December 06, 2011, 02:13:39 PM
When I lived in Atlanta the girl I was dating was waiting tables while looking for a job.  Once a month I would take between 3 and 4 grand in cash...mostly fives and ones...to the bank.  On the third deposit I caught the teller giving me the evil eye...assuming I was a drug dealer. 
 
Sooooo...my next few deposits were accompanied by commentary on my latest gig....stripping.  The fall of 2004 was a banner season for bachelorette parties in atlanta as far as the teller at bank of america on roswell road knew.
   
This story is funnier if you've met me.  No one would pay me money to get nekkid.

Bet snaggie would. 
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 02:16:21 PM
Bet snaggie would.

There is an exception to every rule.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 06, 2011, 02:22:34 PM
There is an exception to every rule.

Fuck, I had no idea.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: The Six on December 06, 2011, 02:32:07 PM
Wait? Snagg is the Honey Badger? Or Cam gets nekked for $$$? What is going on here?
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Saniflush on December 06, 2011, 02:34:04 PM
When I lived in Atlanta the girl I was dating was waiting tables while looking for a job. 

Did she break your dick?
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 02:41:05 PM
Did she break your dick?

Metaphorically.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Godfather on December 06, 2011, 02:46:12 PM
I'd pay to see Terry Bowden get nekkid.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: The Six on December 06, 2011, 02:46:52 PM
I'd pay to see Terry Bowden get nekkid.

Stop doing meth
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Godfather on December 06, 2011, 02:49:47 PM
Stop doing meth
We mock what we don't understand.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AWK on December 06, 2011, 02:52:16 PM
When I lived in Atlanta the girl I was dating was waiting tables while looking for a job.  Once a month I would take between 3 and 4 grand in cash...mostly fives and ones...to the bank.  On the third deposit I caught the teller giving me the evil eye...assuming I was a drug dealer. 
 
Sooooo...my next few deposits were accompanied by commentary on my latest gig....stripping.  The fall of 2004 was a banner season for bachelorette parties in atlanta as far as the teller at bank of america on roswell road knew.
   
This story is funnier if you've met me.  No one would pay me money to get nekkid.
wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xle12c_lmfao-sexy-and-i-know-it-official-music-video-hd_music#rel-page-9 (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xle12c_lmfao-sexy-and-i-know-it-official-music-video-hd_music#rel-page-9)
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 03:01:32 PM
I'd pay to see Terry Bowden get nekkid.

Are you familiar with the term "celebrity impersonator?"

Fuck you haterz....it's the holidays and daddy gotta shop.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUChizad on December 07, 2011, 10:13:24 AM
http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2011/12/all-he-does-is-break-records-and-help-those-in-need/ (http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2011/12/all-he-does-is-break-records-and-help-those-in-need/)
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Cam Newton volunteers at Charlotte area food bank, starting children’s charity
Written by Kenny Smith People, Sports Dec 6, 2011

If that record-breaking rookie of the year, game-changing NFL future doesn’t pan out for the top draft pick in your hearts, there’s always going to be other work for Cam Newton.

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cammedyams-435x360.jpg)
Those aren't Cammed Yams. But Tracy Wolfson thinks they might be delicious.

Cameron Newton, just hours after breaking longstanding NFL records dismissed questions about the gridiron and concentrated on something really important. He’s teaming up with Second Harvest Food Bank of Metrolina and Bank of America, huddling up backpacks, scrambling with food boxes and throwing curl routes to fresh produce for the holidays.

Cam being Cam, this part from the Charlotte Business Journal will warm even the coldest Falcons and Bucs fans’ hearts:

    “But this time next year, you will see something of not one thing, but multiple things that’s kicked off with my name on it as far as giving back to the community. Especially with little kids, because that’s my passion. To put a smile on a kid’s face works wonders for me.”

    Newton said he is in the process of creating a foundation that will focus on children’s issues. The charitable arm will concentrate on the Carolinas and his hometown of Atlanta.

    “The quote is, ‘Everyone matters,’ ” Newton said. “Any way that I can give back to a kid, I’m all for it.”

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/DSC_03471.jpg)
Thug Life.

As for today’s effort, he and other local volunteers face a big challenge. Second Harvest estimates some 451,000 people are at or below the poverty level in their 19 county region of the Carolinas, including 193,000 children.

Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 07, 2011, 10:15:45 AM
Look how unhappy he is to be around white people.

Racist punk thug.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Saniflush on December 07, 2011, 10:18:21 AM
Look how unhappy he is to be around white people.

Racist punk thug.

I think that was court ordered.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Godfather on December 07, 2011, 10:29:38 AM
Look how unhappy he is to be around white people.

Racist punk thug.
dude I just ruined my monitor!
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: CCTAU on December 07, 2011, 10:34:20 AM
That is not Cam. That is his cousin, CARLTON!
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: djsimp on December 07, 2011, 10:35:27 AM
I am of the thinking that even having a thread dedicated to Cam Newton is a disgrace to the X. His name should be forever more banned from mention.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: CCTAU on December 07, 2011, 10:47:10 AM
I am of the thinking that even having a thread dedicated to Cam Newton is a disgrace to the X. His name should be forever more banned from mention.

Henceforth from this day forward, he will be referred to as Carlton.

I wonder if that sweater makes him dance funny also.............
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AUChizad on December 07, 2011, 10:59:19 AM
Henceforth from this day forward, he will be referred to as Carlton.

I wonder if that sweater makes him dance funny also.............
I would die at a GIF of Carlton doing the dance with Cam's smiling face superimposed.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: GH2001 on December 07, 2011, 11:19:27 AM
I would die at a GIF of Carlton doing the dance with Cam's smiling face superimposed.

$1 says GF can make it so.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: djsimp on December 07, 2011, 11:21:00 AM
$1 says GF can make it so.

If Snaggle were the forum god, then I see it happening. GF just doesn't care as much.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: chinook on December 07, 2011, 11:25:10 AM
If Snaggle were the forum god, then I see it happening. GF just doesn't care as much.

snaggle is the forum princess.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: GH2001 on December 07, 2011, 11:26:43 AM
If Snaggle were the forum god, then I see it happening. GF just doesn't care as much.

The hell you say. GF still watches old taped VHS episodes of Fresh Prince. No wait....or is that me that does that? Nevermind, I was thinking Saved by the Bell. Carry on...
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 07, 2011, 11:37:52 AM
The hell you say. GF still watches old taped VHS episodes of Fresh Prince. No wait....or is that me that does that? Nevermind, I was thinking Saved by the Bell. Carry on...

Boy, did Screech turn out to be a real dildo in real life, or what?
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: GH2001 on December 07, 2011, 11:50:27 AM
Boy, did Screech turn out to be a real dildo in real life, or what?

That boy is a real fan of the anus on teh ladies I hear.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Kaos on December 07, 2011, 11:55:07 AM
That is a sexy sweater.  No joke.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: djsimp on December 07, 2011, 11:56:36 AM
That boy is a real fan of the anus on teh ladies I hear.

So, he likes the stinky sphincter?
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 07, 2011, 11:58:56 AM
That boy is a real fan of the anus on teh ladies I hear.

Who isn't?
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 07, 2011, 12:03:50 PM
That is not Cam. That is his cousin, CARLTON!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrua0qxNuK1qb55wko1_250.jpg)
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 07, 2011, 01:39:24 PM
Look how unhappy he is to be around white people.

Racist punk thug.

Luckily the white guy was there to stop him from stealing that box of food. 

Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: djsimp on December 07, 2011, 01:41:25 PM
Luckily the white guy was there to stop him from stealing that box of food.

I seriously hope there were no laptops around.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 07, 2011, 01:44:24 PM
Luckily the white guy was there to stop him from stealing that box of food.

Laughed out loud.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 07, 2011, 01:50:55 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrua0qxNuK1qb55wko1_250.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/BuckFever1613/Misc/cam_newton_3.jpg)   
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: RWS on December 07, 2011, 02:12:37 PM
Looks like Cam has a bright future. It's hard enough to step into a starting QB role as a college player in the SEC, and he's breaking NFL records as a rookie. That's some crazy shit.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: JR4AU on December 07, 2011, 03:39:47 PM
Looks like Cam has a bright future. It's hard enough to step into a starting QB role as a college player in the SEC, and he's breaking NFL records as a rookie. That's some crazy shit.

It's only crazy to the haters that wouldn't believe what their eyes could see.
Title: Re: Cam Newton
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 07, 2011, 11:50:45 PM
In this pic he is actually yelling "Get these honky mofos away from me!!"