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Title: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 29, 2011, 10:27:48 PM
It's Alabama's dam problem!

Now, are there any dam questions?

http://www.waff.com/story/16140540/alabamas-dam-problem-a-waff-48-news-special-report

Quote from: WAFF News
WAFF 48 News took a closer look at Alabama's dam problem back in March. We discovered there is no law protecting anyone from a dam failure.

We now have an update to that story and some dam owners are making sure you and your family is safe.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 29, 2011, 10:32:04 PM
By the way, you should listen to the video that's posted on that news link.  At about 16 seconds, you can hear someone whisper "dam" off camera.

Also:

Quote from: WAFF News
At the end of the day, a dam failure isn't an option.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 29, 2011, 11:13:43 PM
Excuse me...do you know where I can get any dam bait?
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 10:04:17 AM
Now I'm about to take you through a fully functional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 11:25:03 AM
Quote from: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 10:04:17 AM
Now I'm about to take you through a fully functional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want.

Get your own monkey!
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 11:40:21 AM
Quote from: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 11:25:03 AM
Get your own monkey!

I haven't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2011, 12:12:12 PM
No corrective lenses tonight, Mr. Papagiorgio?
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 12:14:09 PM
His name is not Pappagiorgio! His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 12:30:26 PM
Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 30, 2011, 01:01:11 PM
Anyone ever tell you that you're bad luck, Eddie?

Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 01:12:10 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 30, 2011, 01:01:11 PM
Anyone ever tell you that you're bad luck, Eddie?

Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.

Makes you wonder if the writers went to Tuscaloosa to get the screenplay for this movie.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 01:19:05 PM
I'm not through with you yet Bingo. Now stick your head in the hole and say Joey Heatherton.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2011, 03:23:41 PM
Quote from: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 01:19:05 PM
I'm not through with you yet Bingo. Now stick your head in the hole and say Joey Heatherton.

Getting old is major suckness.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/then__now-tm1.jpg)   
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 03:27:27 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2011, 03:23:41 PM
Getting old is major suckness.

Sani can attest to that.

 :poke:
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 03:39:25 PM
Quote from: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 03:27:27 PM
Sani can attest to that.

 :poke:

No I can't. 

One unalienable truth I discovered many years ago was when men get old they are distinguished. 
When women get old they are baggy ho's.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 01, 2011, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 03:39:25 PM
No I can't. 

One unalienable truth I discovered many years ago was when men get old they are distinguished. 
When women get old they are baggy ho's.

Not with todays medical.  @ 70

(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u259/mouse_m/raquel_welch.jpg)   

Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Saniflush on December 01, 2011, 09:15:27 AM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 01, 2011, 09:10:07 AM
Not with todays medical.  @ 70

(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u259/mouse_m/raquel_welch.jpg)   

Exception.  Not the rule.
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 01, 2011, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on December 01, 2011, 09:15:27 AM
Exception.  Not the rule.

I'd crawl through broken glass, then slide down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol to tap that.

Best 5 seconds she would ever have. 
Title: Re: Whose problem is it?
Post by: Hogwally on December 02, 2011, 03:57:08 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 29, 2011, 11:13:43 PM
Excuse me...do you know where I can get any dam bait?

    My mom and step-dad live on Beaver Lake in NWA, and right beside Beaver Dam is the Dam Store (not kidding, right across the street from Dinosaur World.  Arkansas is certainly not immune to tackiness).  You can get all the dam bait you want there.