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Title: This is something...
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 28, 2011, 11:39:47 PM
One of y'all would do...

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/28/a-wedding-album-outtake/ (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/28/a-wedding-album-outtake/)

That is grounds for divorce...
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 29, 2011, 12:36:34 AM
As was so eloquently stated by one of the Facebook commenters:

The rippin' and the tearin'...the rippin', and the tearin'...
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: JR4AU on November 29, 2011, 12:45:23 PM
One of y'all would do...

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/28/a-wedding-album-outtake/ (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/28/a-wedding-album-outtake/)

That is grounds for divorce...

That's classy right there.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: RWS on November 30, 2011, 09:24:55 AM
One of y'all would do...

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/28/a-wedding-album-outtake/ (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/28/a-wedding-album-outtake/)

That is grounds for divorce...
At our wedding, my wife threatened to divorce me if I shoved the cake in her face. So yeah, the consummation pic is probably bad, mmkay?
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 10:17:07 AM
At our wedding, my wife threatened to divorce me if I shoved the cake in her face. So yeah, the consummation pic is probably bad, mmkay?

It's probably fake anyway.  Women lie.


just sayin'.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: CCTAU on November 30, 2011, 01:14:50 PM
None of these guys could do that. Gay marriage is not legal in Alabama.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
None of these guys could do that. Gay marriage is not legal in Alabama.
That never stopped Vandy Vol from consummating...

and being consummated.  Now did it?
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
At our wedding, my wife threatened to divorce me if I shoved the cake in her face. So yeah, the consummation pic is probably bad, mmkay?

Was that before you went to Panama City and ate at the Burger Joint?
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: chinook on November 30, 2011, 01:36:11 PM
Was that before you went to Panama City and ate at the Burger Joint?

that was his anniversary. 

he went on a "cruise" after the wedding. 
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 30, 2011, 01:48:32 PM
That never stopped Vandy Vol from consummating...

and being consummated.  Now did it?

My anus has never bled.  I've taken extreme precautions by slowly expanding my rectum with different sized dildos over the years.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2011, 01:53:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 02:13:44 PM
that was his anniversary. 

he went on a "cruise" after the wedding.

Wonder if there was some Icehouse involved.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: RWS on November 30, 2011, 02:18:58 PM
that was his anniversary. 

he went on a "cruise" after the wedding.
Which BTW, if you ever go on a cruise that stops off in Freeport, do yourself a favor and just stay on the boat. It's like going to Mobile and hanging out in Prichard, except it has an Isle of Capri Casino. Key West and Nassau were pretty fucking awesome, though. Especially Key West.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: RWS on November 30, 2011, 02:22:38 PM
Was that before you went to Panama City and ate at the Burger Joint?
Our 1st anniversary was Panama City. Ate at a place called Firefly for our actual anniversary date. Nice little casual fine dining place. Damn good steaks.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 02:48:07 PM
Wonder if there was some Icehouse involved.

Icehouse?
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 03:19:05 PM
Icehouse?

You know that cool refreshing lager that so many of you enjoy?
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2011, 03:25:28 PM
You know that cool refreshing lager that so many of you enjoy?

They squat to piss.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: chinook on November 30, 2011, 03:25:50 PM
You know that cool refreshing lager warm, golden shower that so many of you enjoy?

fixt.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 03:27:38 PM
They squat to piss.

Icehouse > Bourbon&Coke
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2011, 03:35:15 PM
Icehouse > Bourbon&Coke

You shut your dirty, whorish keyboard.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 03:40:45 PM
You know that cool refreshing lager that so many of you enjoy?

Oh yes, I knowz it and I drinks it.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 03:42:08 PM
They squat to piss.

Don't be hatin'.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: DnATL on December 01, 2011, 12:36:30 AM
Which BTW, if you ever go on a cruise that stops off in Freeport, do yourself a favor and just stay on the boat. It's like going to Mobile and hanging out in Prichard, except it has an Isle of Capri Casino. Key West and Nassau were pretty fucking awesome, though. Especially Key West.
That's what you get for taking a tour on the intracoastal from PCBeach.  When you disembarked in Freeport, did you go all the way inland to DeFuniak?  (Everyone knows the action is south of there, at Miss Lucille's)
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 01, 2011, 09:30:41 AM
That's what you get for taking a tour on the intracoastal from PCBeach.  When you disembarked in Freeport, did you go all the way inland to DeFuniak?  (Everyone knows the action is south of there, at Miss Lucille's)

This man knows
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: GH2001 on December 01, 2011, 02:25:59 PM
You know that cool refreshing lager that ONLY SIMP enjoys?

Corrected for accuracy
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 01, 2011, 02:31:00 PM
My name....is Keith Stone.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 01, 2011, 03:51:14 PM
Corrected for accuracy

Someone needs to help that boy.  Seriously, Icehouse and Jack Daniels?   Then again he may be to far gone to help.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: GH2001 on December 01, 2011, 03:52:25 PM
Someone needs to help that boy.  Seriously, Icehouse and Jack Daniels?   Then again he may be to far gone to help.

Ive been to his house on occasion. That is his TOP SHELF stuff.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: djsimp on December 01, 2011, 04:05:41 PM
Ive been to his house on occasion. That is his TOP SHELF stuff.

Fuckers. Sumbody bout to get an ass whoopin.

For the last time, the JD is for the her not me but I'll drink it. The Icehouse, yes I like it and have for bout 10 yrs. Don't make me get nasty up n dis bitch.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: GH2001 on December 01, 2011, 04:06:26 PM
Fuckers. Sumbody bout to get an ass whoopin.

For the last time, the JD is for the her not me but I'll drink it. The Icehouse, yes I like it and have for bout 10 yrs. Don't make me get nasty up n dis bitch.

Tis ok dude. I will bring some good stuff next time...again. 
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: djsimp on December 01, 2011, 04:09:08 PM
Tis ok dude. I will bring some good stuff next time...again.

What, you no likey GK Red? Yes, I do like the Jameson but its too heavy on the wallet unless its special occasion.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: GH2001 on December 01, 2011, 04:11:23 PM
What, you no likey GK Red? Yes, I do like the Jameson but its too heavy on the wallet unless its special occasion.

I'll bring some Crown or Jameson next time. Now if that fucking gator starts to eyeball  one of those, its on. Give him some of the JD and Icehouse and he'll probably never bother us again. He'll probably die actually.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: djsimp on December 01, 2011, 04:34:49 PM
I'll bring some Crown or Jameson next time. Now if that fucking gator starts to eyeball  one of those, its on. Give him some of the JD and Icehouse and he'll probably never bother us again. He'll probably die actually.

I'm down. Maybe Meyers will have some fresh 3X Hot Jalapeno n Cheese Smoked Deer sausage.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: RWS on December 02, 2011, 09:54:13 AM
That's what you get for taking a tour on the intracoastal from PCBeach.  When you disembarked in Freeport, did you go all the way inland to DeFuniak?  (Everyone knows the action is south of there, at Miss Lucille's)
Freeport, Bahamas......not Freeport, FL.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2011, 09:56:26 AM
Freeport, Bahamas......not Freeport, FL.

That was a joke, son.  A funny.  You're too short, boy.  They keep flyin' over your head.  He keeps pitchin' em' and you keep missin' em'.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 02, 2011, 10:57:54 AM
That was a joke, son.  A funny.  You're too short, boy.  They keep flyin' over your head.  He keeps pitchin' em' and you keep missin' em'.

That boy's as sharp as a bowling ball.
Title: Re: This is something...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 02, 2011, 07:43:46 PM
fudgeers. Sumbody bout to get an ass whoopin.

For the last time, the JD is for the her not me but I'll drink it. The Icehouse, yes I like it and have for bout 10 yrs. Don't make me get nasty up n dis bitch.

Icehouse was the stuff when you could get it in a $35 keg at the A&P in Auburn.  Instant party.

Now I have unfortunately spent that much on two 6-packs and a 4-pack.