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Title: Women
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2011, 02:08:31 PM: WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 18, 2011, 02:11:47 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on November 18, 2011, 02:08:31 PM
WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

:kimclap:
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 18, 2011, 02:49:37 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on November 18, 2011, 02:08:31 PM

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

So do her friends, rum and tequila.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2011, 02:50:46 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 18, 2011, 02:49:37 PM
So do her friends, rum and tequila.

Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2011, 03:12:08 PM: But whiskey doesnt have a pussy.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 18, 2011, 03:31:47 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on November 18, 2011, 03:12:08 PM
But whiskey doesnt have a pussy.

And if Sani keeps posting shit like that, he won't have one either.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2011, 03:42:04 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 18, 2011, 03:31:47 PM
And if Sani keeps posting shit like that, he won't have one either.

And there really is no substitute for it. Any guy who says otherwise is lying or gay.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2011, 03:47:09 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 18, 2011, 03:31:47 PM
And if Sani keeps posting shit like that, he won't have one either.

That's where you are wrong. I refer you to the words of my high school economics teacher.

"Gentlemen there are only two things that matter in this world. I am going to teach you how to get one of them and by having that you can get the other".
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2011, 03:48:29 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on November 18, 2011, 03:47:09 PM
That's where you are wrong. I refer you to the words of my high school economics teacher.

"Gentlemen there are only two things that matter in this world. I am going to teach you how to get one of them and by having that you can get the other".

Truer words were never spoken
Title: Re: Women
Post by: wesfau2 on November 18, 2011, 03:49:22 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2011, 03:48:29 PM
Truer words were never spoken

It's science.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2011, 03:53:54 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on November 18, 2011, 03:49:22 PM
It's science.

No, its Prostitution.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2011, 03:55:18 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on November 18, 2011, 03:53:54 PM
No, its Prostitution.

You do not pay a hooker for sex.

You pay a hooker to leave.
Title: Re: Women
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2011, 03:57:29 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on November 18, 2011, 03:55:18 PM
You do not pay a hooker for sex.

You pay a hooker to leave.

You are no rookie my friend.