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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 02:59:10 PM
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I hate the Crown games this week because just about every team I like is on the road. There are some sneaky good match ups that don't look like much at first glance. 99 out of 100 years, you'd predeict Chokelahoma to throttle K-State. I picked OU but show of hands for those who realize K-State is still undefeated and have the Sooners at their place this weekend. Same type thing for Stanford and USC. Stanford is undefeated, they have the greatest QB ever to grace the college football world. USC is shackled with probation and obviously no match for the Cardinal. Another show of hands for those who know teh Condoms have quietly gone 6-1. Just sayin'.....
In our neck of the woods, not a lot of Bizz Markee matchups, including Ole Mrs. coming to Auburn. But, I'll be there stressing like it's for all the marbles. The fact is, Ole Mrs. sux but they have an athletic QB who is going to make life interesting Saturday, mainly because while our D seems to be progressing, our offense has taken 8 giant steps back in recent weeks. And Emory "Don't know if I can go" Blake is still 50/50. I still think we have enough to stay in control of this game and playing at home is a huge plus. Good guys by 10.
The world's largest outdoor cocktail party is the only other relatively interesting game in the SEC. After 2 losses to open the season, Georgia has looked just average enough to come out ahead in the rest of their games. Florida has taken 12 giant steps back but word is, Brantley may be back. He sux but he's still a big improvement over the schleps Florida has had back there since his injury. I believe Florida has won 12 of the last 15 meetings and just always seems to have Jawja's number. Still going with the Dawgs to again, play just average enough to slip by.
In other games, Bama doesn't play. Therefore, they will claim a shut out and lower their points allowed per game.
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I think Oklahoma hands K-State their first loss. Standford beats the brakes off USC. We beat Cold Piss and UF beats UGA. Bama gets another huge win this week against another nobody...........wait.....
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I think Oklahoma hands K-State their first loss. Standford beats the brakes off USC. We beat Cold Piss and UF beats UGA. Bama gets another huge win this week against another nobody...........wait.....
I think OU UO does too. However, K-State went over to Tubbytown the week before and did what the Boomer Sooners couldn't. Beware.....the only coach older than JoePa...
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Bama gets another huge win this week against another nobody...........wait.....
You know, you all create so many problems. I mean, I hate to start on this, but we're about to face a challenging opponent this weekend, and you expect us just to look past this BYE and focus on LSU? We're not gonna be suckered into that, aaight? Frankly, I could give a shit what you pathetic pissons have to say about it. We're focusing on the BYE this week, and that's the way it is, aaight?
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You know, you all create so many problems. I mean, I hate to start on this, but we're about to face a challenging opponent this weekend, and you expect us just to look past this BYE and focus on LSU? We're not gonna be suckered into that, aaight? Frankly, I could give a shit what you pathetic pissons have to say about it. We're focusing on the BYE this week, and that's the way it is, aaight?
:classic:
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You know, you all create so many problems. I mean, I hate to start on this, but we're about to face a challenging opponent this weekend, and you expect us just to look past this BYE and focus on LSU? We're not gonna be suckered into that, aaight? Frankly, I could give a shit what you pathetic pissons have to say about it. We're focusing on the BYE this week, and that's the way it is, aaight?
I chortled heartily
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You know, you all create so many problems. I mean, I hate to start on this, but we're about to face a challenging opponent this weekend, and you expect us just to look past this BYE and focus on LSU? We're not gonna be suckered into that, aaight? Frankly, I could give a shit what you pathetic pissons have to say about it. We're focusing on the BYE this week, and that's the way it is, aaight?
Bravo sir! Bravo!
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Au-Been-Burned - Winner
Old Missus - Loser
Auburn gets back on its feet with a decent victory over Ole Miss. Too close for comfort. Stephen Clark pins Ole Miss deep and prevents them from winning. Auburn's offense continues to struggle except for an occasional big play by Dyer and McCalebb.
KO'd By Tuberville - Big Winner
Kan-You-Feel-Me St - Big Loser
Oklahoma chokes almost every year. They're also loaded with talent every year and usually win 9-10 games in an impressive fashion. This is prime time for Oklahoma to avenge last week's home debacle.
Georgia-On-No-One's-Mind - Winner
Floored By Muschamp - Loser
Georgia gets enough offense to beat Florida. I expect a game similar to the Auburn-Florida game a few weeks back.
You-Miss-Seeing-Us - Dominate
Stand-Back-and - Bust
USC gets just enough of a pass rush to rattle Luck. Barkley exposes Stanford's suspect defense and Robert Woods continues to be the silent superstar. USC gets the upset at home, and numerous USC supporters start to frown due to more difficulty in getting rid of Kiffin.
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Teh Planesmens 41
Old Piss 21
Go Gatah 24
Stipe Mutts 21
Boomer Sooner 34
Little Manhatten 24
The Christmas Tree Cardinals 38
US-Cheaters 34
USC has one of the best WR's in the country, so it could be closer than the experts think. Or maybe not. Unless it is. Or isn't.
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I predict Snaggle will not get laid this weekend, extending the streak to 58 consecutive weekends.
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I predict Snaggle will not get laid this weekend, extending the streak to 58 consecutive weekends.
That number is a little low, dont ya think?
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Teh Planesmens 41
Old Piss 21
Go Gatah 24
Stipe Mutts 21
Boomer Sooner 34
Little Manhatten 24
The Christmas Tree Cardinals 38
US-Cheaters 34
USC has one of the best WR's in the country, so it could be closer than the experts think. Or maybe not. Unless it is. Or isn't.
Damn. Just damn. A couple of points here and an inverting of teams there and I would have nailed it dead on.
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I predict Snaggle will not get laid this weekend, extending the streak to 58 consecutive weekends.
I come back here and see this shit. You know, this just burns me up. No excuse for this. If you're going to post garbage like this, at least get it right. This was 60 weekends.