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Title: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 12:59:37 PM
Just an observation here.  The other night, I'm flipping channels and I see this reality show and the topic seems to be...harvesting wheat.  All I saw was this huge wheat field and this guy talking about the race to get it harvested.  Really?  Really?

Really?

I admit to a couple of reality shows that I'm pretty much addicted to, Deadliest Catch and Ultimate Fighter.  (Good show this season and Michael Bisping is a fucking dick)  Anyway, is it time the reality fad has run it's course?  Off the top of my head, I can think of..

Deadliest Catch
Ultimate Fighter
Jersey Shore
Real World (If that's still on)
Biggest Loser
Storage Unit Wars (Can't recall the name)
All the Pawn Shop Shows
Miami Ink
Hoarders
Orange County Choppers
Some Lobster Fishermen Show
A Sailfish Catching Thingy Show
Truckers Hauling Shit In Alaska or some such
Loggers
Swamp Loggers
Swamp People (Shoot dat Allagatah)

Just to name a few.  Harvesting wheat?  Really? 
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: djsimp on October 27, 2011, 01:08:59 PM
There was one that I like to watch called Swamp Wars. The Miami Dade Rescue take on the rascal creatures of the swamps.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 01:21:38 PM
Deadliest Catch, Swamp People, Ax Men, The one where they go prospecting for gold..............other than that, not much interested. 
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Kaos on October 27, 2011, 01:25:25 PM
Who wants to tap the Hogger chick?
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: GH2001 on October 27, 2011, 01:26:51 PM
Went to Vegas in April and saw the Pawn Stars shop in person twice. Very underwhelming. Plus none of the people from TV are EVER there per the employee I talked to. He said someone comes in with an interesting item DURING FILMING sessions, and they basically do the deal, and then recreate/act out the deal for the cameras after getting 90% of the curent patrons out of the store. That is why when you are watching them wheel and deal, you only see 3-4 people in the store. When I went I waited in line for 30 mins each time to get in the store and it was wall to wall packed with people. The shop is tiny and I was underwhelmed enough in person to not watch the show as much now.

I used to like Ax Men last year, but this year it changed format/location and it wasn't as good to me.

I like watching Storage Wars just to look at Brandy. That is one fine skank ($1 to Leon Phelps). I wonder what that Jarrod dude is giving her to make her stay with him. He's a real boob. Guy must have a 12 inch peter or something.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: CCTAU on October 27, 2011, 01:27:52 PM
I like Pickers. They find some pretty cool stuff.

American Restoration. The dude of of Pawn Stars that did their stuff now has his own show.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: GH2001 on October 27, 2011, 01:30:22 PM
I like Pickers. They find some pretty cool stuff.

American Restoration. The dude of of Pawn Stars that did their stuff now has his own show.

Rick Dale - cool guy.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: ssgaufan on October 27, 2011, 01:32:54 PM
Who wants to tap the Hogger chick?

This guy.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 01:39:25 PM
Who wants to tap the Hogger chick?

Which show?


I used to be into LA Ink.  There are times when Kat Von D used to do it for me.   Tats are interesting to me.  I like to know peoples reasoning behind them and what meaning they give to them, the art work and detail involved......well expect tramp stamps, they are only good for one thing.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Jumbo on October 27, 2011, 01:42:31 PM
I like to watch Top Shot, American Guns, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Auction Kings, Storage Wars and Diners, Drive-In's and Dives.
(http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/american-guns/images/04-american-guns-625x450.jpg)

Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 01:49:24 PM
I like to watch Top Shot, American Guns, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Auction Kings, Storage Wars and Diners, Drive-In's and Dives.
(http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/american-guns/images/04-american-guns-625x450.jpg)

Watched a little bit of American Guns the other night but didn't see anything like that on it.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: CCTAU on October 27, 2011, 01:49:43 PM
I like to watch Top Shot, American Guns, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Auction Kings, Storage Wars and Diners, Drive-In's and Dives.
(http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/american-guns/images/04-american-guns-625x450.jpg)

Oh my. Money well spent on the left. I have no idea what the rest of her looks like.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: GH2001 on October 27, 2011, 01:51:27 PM
Watched a little bit of American Guns the other night but didn't see anything like that on it.

I'd like to show her my gun.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: wesfau2 on October 27, 2011, 02:00:47 PM
Oh my. Money well spent on the left. I have no idea what the rest of her looks like.

Abysmal tit job.  Of course you like it.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Saniflush on October 27, 2011, 02:03:00 PM
I like Pickers. They find some pretty cool stuff.


Fuck them.  They give me a slimy feeling like they are fucking old folks out of their stuff.  I know technically they are not but it's close.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 02:04:18 PM
I like to watch Top Shot, American Guns, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Auction Kings, Storage Wars and Diners, Drive-In's and Dives.
(http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/american-guns/images/04-american-guns-625x450.jpg)

Gawd I love some exposed mid-section and low cut jeans.  That's about 93 pounds of heat.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: wesfau2 on October 27, 2011, 02:12:48 PM
Gawd I love some exposed mid-section and low cut jeans.  That's about 93 pounds of heat.

At least somebody else recognizes that there is a good looking woman in that picture.  Hint for the rest of you: it isn't the leathery, ditch-pig with the awful bolt-ons.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 02:15:29 PM
At least somebody else recognizes that there is a good looking woman in that picture.  Hint for the rest of you: it isn't the leathery, ditch-pig with the awful bolt-ons.

 :meme:

Yes, unlike others ITT, I am under the age of 50, the one on the left didn't even enter into my thoughts. 
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 02:26:44 PM
:meme:

Yes, unlike others ITT, I am under the age of 50, the one on the left didn't even enter into my thoughts.

Always about age with you, isn't it?

Don't let the gray hair fool ya.  I ain't no easy win.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 02:28:57 PM
Always about age with you, isn't it?

Don't let the gray hair fool ya.  I ain't no easy win.

I takes my shots where I can gets them.   

Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 02:34:30 PM
I takes my shots where I can gets them.

Come on round here.  Come on.  You walkin' over, but you limpin' back.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 02:42:47 PM
Come on round here.  Come on.  You walkin' over, but you limpin' back.

I’ll put this butter knife in the crack of your ass!
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: CCTAU on October 27, 2011, 02:50:14 PM
:meme:

Yes, unlike others ITT, I am under the age of 50, the one on the left didn't even enter into my thoughts.

At some point in life, you gotta notice the women and not the little girls. And of course the young one looks good, she's young.

You have to applaud the old ones for at least getting you to look.

And as you little boys get older, you'll understand that there ain't one thing wrong with a nice pair of bolt-ons.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 03:14:25 PM
At some point in life, you gotta notice the women and not the little girls. And of course the young one looks good, she's young.

You have to applaud the old ones for at least getting you to look.

And as you little boys get older, you'll understand that there ain't one thing wrong with a nice pair of bolt-ons.

I do applaud them but its like this.  Both these women I find top notch.  If they were standing side by side, one is getting more attention than the other. 

(http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/x/0/x0h514yb0uz6h01z.jpg)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CIcWQtOdjko/Tf_wMOU0HcI/AAAAAAAAAE4/3qFerAnHOQs/s400/Teri-Hatcher-fotografias.jpg)
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Saniflush on October 27, 2011, 03:17:39 PM
At least somebody else recognizes that there is a good looking woman in that picture.  Hint for the rest of you: it isn't the leathery, ditch-pig with the awful bolt-ons.

The fact that you are discounting that baggy ho outright and not including here in conjunction with the younger one shows that you are slipping sir.  I can distinctively see her ass in the air and her face buried at the Y of the younger one.

just sayin'.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: wesfau2 on October 27, 2011, 03:17:45 PM
there ain't one thing wrong with a nice pair of bolt-ons.

Agreed.  Those, however, are not well-done.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: CCTAU on October 27, 2011, 03:18:03 PM
And neither one is noticing your ass.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 03:18:33 PM
I do applaud them but its like this.  Both these women I find top notch.  If they were standing side by side, one is getting more attention than the other. 

(http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/x/0/x0h514yb0uz6h01z.jpg)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CIcWQtOdjko/Tf_wMOU0HcI/AAAAAAAAAE4/3qFerAnHOQs/s400/Teri-Hatcher-fotografias.jpg)

Let me just say...I'll take the one you reject.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 03:34:19 PM
Let me just say...I'll take the one you reject.

It would be tough.  I used to have it bad for Teri Hatcher when I was a wee lad watching Lois and Clark on TNT, but...................I would have to take Mila Kunis over her.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 03:44:56 PM
It would be tough.  I used to have it bad for Teri Hatcher when I was a wee lad watching Lois and Clark on TNT, but...................I would have to take Mila Kunis over her.

Deal.

I'm doin' Teri Hatcher....I'm doin' Teri Hatcher.....
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: ssgaufan on October 27, 2011, 03:53:54 PM
Deal.

I'm doin' Teri Hatcher....I'm doin' Teri Hatcher.....

Let me know how that works out for ya.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 04:01:31 PM
Let me know how that works out for ya.

I'll be sure and take pics.....of me...doin' Teri Hatcher.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: ssgaufan on October 27, 2011, 04:08:58 PM
I'll be sure and take pics.....of me...doin' Teri Hatcher.

I always knew you were a team player!  Insert Chizad thumbs up emoticon here.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 04:13:49 PM
Let me know how that works out for ya.

You know how that is going to work out. 

Mrs. Snaggle:  Where are you going?
Snaggle: Out! 
Mrs. Snaggle:  Well, not with your nuts attached you aren't, now take them off and put them back in my purse!
Snaggle:  Well......Why......I........Okay.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 04:16:48 PM
You know how that is going to work out. 

Mrs. Snaggle:  Where are you going?
Snaggle: Out! 
Mrs. Snaggle:  Well, not with your nuts attached you aren't, now take them off and put them back in my purse!
Snaggle:  Well......Why......I........Okay.

Come on, honeeyyyy....all the other guys are taking theirs.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: ssgaufan on October 27, 2011, 04:16:59 PM
You know how that is going to work out. 

Mrs. Snaggle:  Where are you going?
Snaggle: Out! 
Mrs. Snaggle:  Well, not with your nuts attached you aren't, now take them off and put them back in my purse!
Snaggle:  Well......Why......I........Okay.

 :bugs:  Damn I've got emoticons again.   :thumsup:
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 04:20:07 PM
Come on, honeeyyyy....all the other guys are taking theirs.

You should do as I do and tell her what is up and put your foot down. 
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 27, 2011, 04:23:44 PM
You should do as I do and tell her what is up and put your foot down.

So you're saying you stomp your feet and pout until you get your way?  That works for me too.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 04:26:15 PM
So you're saying you stomp your feet and pout until you get your way?  That works for me too.

Shhhhhh, I am trying to see if he is a fast learner.   I mean, Hell no, I rule my house!  I know how to keep her in line, and she does as she is told. 
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 04:31:13 PM
Shhhhhh, I am trying to see if he is a fast learner.   I mean, Hell no, I rule my house!  I know how to keep her in line, and she does as she is told.

 
 Wearing the pants refers to the more dominant person in a relationship and one who showers their boyfriend with more love than the he could ever even begin to imagine bestowing upon her. Normally the person who makes the first move at the furniture shop, tells the other person that their dad was once their little brother's soccer coach, etc, wears the pants. Wearing the pants has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual size of the pants being worn.
Since I always make important decisions in my relationship, put my foot down, and make our plans, I, obviously, am wearing the pants.
 


Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 27, 2011, 05:49:18 PM
I can't believe that no one has mentioned Billy the Exterminator
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: chinook on October 27, 2011, 06:15:36 PM
I can't believe that no one has mentioned Billy the Exterminator

or America's Next Top Model.

Fags. 
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: djsimp on October 28, 2011, 09:02:08 AM
I can't believe that no one has mentioned Billy the Exterminator

I have watched this a couple of times. Not bad, especially the one where the squirrels kick his ass.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: GH2001 on October 28, 2011, 09:33:49 AM
At least somebody else recognizes that there is a good looking woman in that picture.  Hint for the rest of you: it isn't the leathery, ditch-pig with the awful bolt-ons.

Yes, this is the one I was refering to as well.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: JR4AU on October 31, 2011, 10:11:38 AM
Just an observation here.  The other night, I'm flipping channels and I see this reality show and the topic seems to be...harvesting wheat.  All I saw was this huge wheat field and this guy talking about the race to get it harvested.  Really?  Really?

Really?

I admit to a couple of reality shows that I'm pretty much addicted to, Deadliest Catch and Ultimate Fighter.  (Good show this season and Michael Bisping is a fucking dick)  Anyway, is it time the reality fad has run it's course?  Off the top of my head, I can think of..

Deadliest Catch
Ultimate Fighter
Jersey Shore
Real World (If that's still on)
Biggest Loser
Storage Unit Wars (Can't recall the name)
All the Pawn Shop Shows
Miami Ink
Hoarders
Orange County Choppers
Some Lobster Fishermen Show
A Sailfish Catching Thingy Show
Truckers Hauling Shit In Alaska or some such
Loggers
Swamp Loggers
Swamp People (Shoot dat Allagatah)

Just to name a few.  Harvesting wheat?  Really?

Have not read the entire thread.  Reality shows let producers fill air time with low cost "talent".    Simple as that.  Pay the cast of friends a bazzilion dollars an episode, or swamp people 500 bucks an episode?  Simple math.
Title: Re: Reality Shows. No More Topics
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 01:21:00 PM
I can't believe that no one has mentioned Billy the Exterminator

You're so right, Carl.  Forgot about that one and that's one that I have actually sat down to several times.  Billy is so out there, and such a bad actor that I can't turn away.  Plus, I hate wasps with a passion and he's always wiping out a colony of the nasty frickers. 

Caught what is probably an old episode of Swamp People this weekend.  One of those toothless bastards was on the swamp at 1:00 in the morning....grabbing snakes out of the water with his hands.  Reached in a submerged tire and grabbed one..and it bit him.  Just turned out not to be a mocassin. Still......