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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on October 22, 2011, 08:31:26 AM

Title: GAME DAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Post by: AUChizad on October 22, 2011, 08:31:26 AM

I'm hungover as shit. Still drunk from last night. Might puke.

But goddammit I'm about to get on this party bus to Baton Rouge and drink liquor for the next 20+ hours.

War Damn Liver Cirrhosis.

Title: Re: GAME DAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 22, 2011, 08:37:31 AM

Aren't you a working man?  All grown up? 

Why the fuck did I develop the "I can't party for shit anymore" mentality? 

I drink two beers on a Friday night and think, "Well, it's 11pm.  I better go to bed, or I won't get enough sleep for tomorrow." 

Then this morning, I wake up at 5 and think, "I should go back to sleep and sleep in late.  But I have some bills to pay, and I'd like to read some of my book.  The garage needs to be swept too, so I better go ahead and get up.  Can't watch football until all the responsibilities are out of the way."

FUCK.  I'M OLD.

Title: Re: GAME DAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Post by: DnATL on October 22, 2011, 08:37:57 AM

Quote from: AUChizad on October 22, 2011, 08:31:26 AM

I'm hungover as shit. Still drunk from last night. Might puke.

But goddammit I'm about to get on this party bus to Baton Rouge and drink liquor for the next 20+ hours.

War Damn Liver Cirrhosis.

If you think you're going to puke now, wait til that bus starts bouncing on the Bonnet Carre causeway

Title: Re: GAME DAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Post by: jmar on October 22, 2011, 09:20:33 AM

Quote from: DnATL on October 22, 2011, 08:37:57 AM

If you think you're going to puke now, wait til that bus starts bouncing on the Bonnet Carre causeway

Take a cool shower. Drink a liter of water and repeat. THROW UP, and continue toward your destination.
You will be bug-eyed and somewhat jittery my friend but you are now poised to ingest virtually anything put before you. Common lager and cheap vodka should carry you through Sunday. ALSO: Try to carry a change of clothes in the event you shit your pants...hence the true origin of the term "stinkin' drunk."

Title: Re: GAME DAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on October 22, 2011, 09:54:24 AM

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 22, 2011, 08:37:31 AM

Aren't you a working man?  All grown up? 

Why the fuck did I develop the "I can't party for shit anymore" mentality? 

I drink two beers on a Friday night and think, "Well, it's 11pm.  I better go to bed, or I won't get enough sleep for tomorrow." 

Then this morning, I wake up at 5 and think, "I should go back to sleep and sleep in late.  But I have some bills to pay, and I'd like to read some of my book.  The garage needs to be swept too, so I better go ahead and get up.  Can't watch football until all the responsibilities are out of the way."

FUCK.  I'M OLD.

I can follow all this up with.....I can't sleep anyway cuz my 2 yr old gets up at the ass crack of dawn with Yo Gabba Gabba to soon follow.

Title: Re: GAME DAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on October 22, 2011, 09:58:32 AM

By the way, this is how I'm feeling today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hkhKMg1Q2g

Title: Re: GAME DAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Post by: AWK on October 22, 2011, 01:19:36 PM

Gameday whures!!!!!

I started drinking at 9:30 am...I might have a problem.