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Title: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:07:20 PM
FUCK YOU!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 :fu:

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JHokanson Justin Hokanson
Auburn has received a letter from the NCAA stating the NCAA has concluded its investigation, and no major rules violations were found.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:08:35 PM
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/10/ncaa_says_auburn_finds_no_majo.html

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AUBURN, Alabama -- The NCAA did not find any major rules violations in Auburn's signing of quarterback Cam Newton and has concluded its investigation.

The NCAA enforcement staff also concluded its investigation into charges by four former players on HBO who accused the school of providing extra benefits. Again, it found no wrongdoing.

The NCAA issued a statement Wednesday saying it interviewed more than 50 people to see if Auburn provided Newton or his family improper benefits. The NCAA said it could not find any reason to keep the investigation open because its findings did not meet a "burden of proof" that Auburn did anything wrong in signing the quarterback who led Auburn to the national title last season.

The NCAA said the investigation has to meet a higher standard "than rampant public speculation online and in the media.

The committee said it would any additional information "if further investigation is warranted."

An additional 30 people were interviewed in the HBO investigation.

"We appreciate the NCAA and thank them for their professionalism and thoroughness during this exhaustive investigation.  We are pleased to put this matter behind us," says Athletics Director Jay Jacobs.
Related topics: Cam Newton
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:08:58 PM
(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/10138624-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:09:20 PM
(http://www.draftpartyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cam-newton-cecil-newton.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:09:59 PM
HBO Four found clear. 

Interviewed 50 people about Cam.  Found dogshit. 

Paul Finebaum talking about it.  NCAA said it doesn't act on rampant online banter. 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 12, 2011, 05:10:14 PM
Well I guess I will go zap my thread now.


Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:11:15 PM
Well I guess I will go zap my thread now.

Sorry.  I got excited.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 12, 2011, 05:11:39 PM
HBO Four found clear. 

Interviewed 50 people about Cam.  Found dogshit. 

Paul Finebaum talking about it.  NCAA said it doesn't act on rampant online banter.

My god, what will Capstone Report, Finebaum, WollyAL, Tiderinsider and all the others talk about now?

Sorry.  I got excited.

Me too!
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Kaos on October 12, 2011, 05:15:32 PM
Fuck you Auburngate. 

Fuck you ATPB.

Fuck you blue tuna dickhole.

Fuck you crimson bleeder.

Fuck you Shane, Legend and the finebaum cast.

And

FUCK YOU DANNY SHERIDAN.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUJarhead on October 12, 2011, 05:15:44 PM
Does this mean the hammer is still coming?
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:17:50 PM
Does this mean the hammer is still coming?

Sheridan is on Finebaum next week to detail what he knows. 

hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

Just kidding.  Danny Sheridan hanged himself. 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:18:42 PM
The letter.

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/aub/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/2011-12/misc_non_event/NCAAInvestigationletter.pdf

Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Token on October 12, 2011, 05:20:43 PM
Part of me wants to pay the $9.99 for tidesports to watch the meltdown.  It will be epic.  A lot of "insiders" are about to be thrashed.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:28:08 PM
If you don't usually listen to Finebaum, now's a good time to tune in.  The butthurt is strong.  Jim from Tuscaloosa may have an aneurysm. 

And Sheridan is on after the 4:30 break.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 12, 2011, 05:29:16 PM
Just lifted my self-imposed ban on Finebaum.

Jim is so butthurt. Hilarious! :cheers:
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 12, 2011, 05:31:13 PM
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Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 12, 2011, 05:31:44 PM
If you don't usually listen to Finebaum, now's a good time to tune in.  The butthurt is strong.  Jim from Tuscaloosa may have an aneurysm. 

And Sheridan is on after the 4:30 break.
It's like you're faster at typing than me.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Kaos on October 12, 2011, 05:33:48 PM
Finebaum just said we are OJ.

Does this mean I can play golf and look for the real killers?
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: RWS on October 12, 2011, 05:39:07 PM
Part of me wants to pay the $9.99 for tidesports to watch the meltdown.  It will be epic.  A lot of "insiders" are about to be thrashed.
Tidesports isn't that bad. So far, mostly posters are laughing at those who called those of us who thought it was BS "barners", etc.

BOL is probably the place to be to see a good ol' fashioned meltdown. Most of the "insiders" went over there.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 05:40:05 PM
Sheridan's so fucking lame.  Not even funny. 

Same ole shit.

"The NCAA said they have the alleged bagman.  Not me.  Did I say that?  No.  A caller asked what I thought.  I said 50-50.  But I wasn't completely sure.  Is that fair?  I said I hoped Auburn would be okay.  They're worth a lot of money to a lot of people.  I root for Auburn.  But I told you I thought the witness would not come forward.  I met with the alleged bagman.  I believe him when he says he didn't do it.  This was the man the NCAA told me was the bagman.  Did I say the NCAA?  No.  People in the NCAA told me the name of the bagman.  Blah blah blah blah I think I said blah blah blah I was right wasn't I? blah blah blah."
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 12, 2011, 05:43:58 PM
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Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AWK on October 12, 2011, 05:50:17 PM
Someone should take the LSU Freek fark where Chizik is holding up an asterix and change it to a giant middle finger.  Fuck tha haters. 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 12, 2011, 06:01:44 PM
(http://p.twimg.com/Ablk8oMCMAEYe2m.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Kaos on October 12, 2011, 06:12:59 PM
Add Kirk "I'm amazed when the NCAA says it's all good" Butthurtstreit to the fuck you list.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Jumbo on October 12, 2011, 06:34:16 PM
(http://p.twimg.com/Ablk8oMCMAEYe2m.jpg)
I feel like I'm in Glendale again!
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Jumbo on October 12, 2011, 07:49:37 PM
This thread should be 20 pages by now? What the Fuck...
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 08:11:11 PM
It honestly slipped my mind about thirty minutes after I got off the internet. 

I think it's because as Auburn fans, we haven't truly cared about this shit since last season.  It's been bammers, Sheridans, and dumbasses perpetuating the rumors and predictions. 

This thread was a nice Fuck You! to all of them.  And now I've moved on.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 12, 2011, 08:27:48 PM
Sheridan's so fucking lame.  Not even funny. 

Same ole shit.

"The NCAA said they have the alleged bagman.  Not me.  Did I say that?  No.  A caller asked what I thought.  I said 50-50.  But I wasn't completely sure.  Is that fair?  I said I hoped Auburn would be okay.  They're worth a lot of money to a lot of people.  I root for Auburn.  But I told you I thought the witness would not come forward.  I met with the alleged bagman.  I believe him when he says he didn't do it.  This was the man the NCAA told me was the bagman.  Did I say the NCAA?  No.  People in the NCAA told me the name of the bagman.  Blah blah blah blah I think I said blah blah blah I was right wasn't I? blah blah blah."

His NCAA Deep Throat must have swallowed.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2011, 08:45:17 PM
The Top 10 worst days in the history of the University of Alabama:

April 4, 1865: Union troops under the command of Brigadier General John Thomas Croxton burn the university to the ground.

June 11, 1963: Governor George Wallace makes his infamous stand in front of the door of Foster Auditorium in an effort to keep African-American students out of the University of Alabama. This stunt helped stereotype the state as a bunch of backwoods, Klan robe wearing racists to the rest of the nation.

January 3, 1981: Auburn University hires Pat Dye as it's head football coach, turning the atmosphere of the Iron Bowl.

November 27, 1982: Vincent "Bo" Jackson goes "over the top" and scores the winning touchdown in the Iron Bowl at Birmingham's Legion Field. This win snapped a 10 year win streak by the Tide and forever changed the momentum of this series. Over the next 29 years, Auburn will win 17 Iron Bowls.

December 2, 1989: Alabama plays it's first ever game on the campus of Auburn University. The Tide entered the contest at Jordan-Hare stadium with a 10-0 record and #2 national ranking. Auburn wins the game, 30-20, ending Alabama's quest for a national title. Auburn moved their home game from Birmingham in order to get a "fair shot" during it's turn as the home team, something they never had in the pro Alabama venue of Legion Field.

May 3, 2003: Mike Price is fired as head coach after a seedy romp with a Pensacola (FL) stripper. This event gave birth to one of the funniest one liners in modern history. During a tryst in his hotel room, the stripper yelled "Roll Tide!" Price responded, "It's rolling, baby! It's rolling!"

November 26, 2010: Auburn rallies from a 24 point deficit to win the Iron Bowl. To add insult to injury, this monumental victory occurred in front of more that 101,000 fans in recently expanded Bryant-Denny stadium. This win improved Auburn's all-time record in Tuscaloosa to 8-1.

January 10, 2011: Auburn wins the BCS National Championship.

April 27, 2011: A violent tornado, rated an EF-4 on the Fujita scale, destroys parts of Tuscaloosa. Although not one blade of grass was damaged on campus, the school hijacks the tragic statewide outbreak as their own, arguably impacting needed relief efforts and resources from other cities in the state that were more severely impacted by the storms.

October 11, 2011: After an extensive 13 month investigation of Auburn University's football program, the NCAA determines that Auburn played by the rules during its recruitment of Cameron Newton, and cleared the school of any wrongdoing. This ruling slammed the door shut on the baseless rumors and internet message board idiocy trumpeted (in large part) by Alabama fans, who claimed the Tigers championship to be illegitimate and would soon be stripped. Tide fans invested long hours and creative writing to convince the nation that Auburn was more evil than Hitler. They failed miserably.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Aubie16 on October 12, 2011, 09:01:12 PM
The Top 10 worst days in the history of the University of Alabama:

April 4, 1865: Union troops under the command of Brigadier General John Thomas Croxton burn the university to the ground.

June 11, 1963: Governor George Wallace makes his infamous stand in front of the door of Foster Auditorium in an effort to keep African-American students out of the University of Alabama. This stunt helped stereotype the state as a bunch of backwoods, Klan robe wearing racists to the rest of the nation.

January 3, 1981: Auburn University hires Pat Dye as it's head football coach, turning the atmosphere of the Iron Bowl.

November 27, 1982: Vincent "Bo" Jackson goes "over the top" and scores the winning touchdown in the Iron Bowl at Birmingham's Legion Field. This win snapped a 10 year win streak by the Tide and forever changed the momentum of this series. Over the next 29 years, Auburn will win 17 Iron Bowls.

December 2, 1989: Alabama plays it's first ever game on the campus of Auburn University. The Tide entered the contest at Jordan-Hare stadium with a 10-0 record and #2 national ranking. Auburn wins the game, 30-20, ending Alabama's quest for a national title. Auburn moved their home game from Birmingham in order to get a "fair shot" during it's turn as the home team, something they never had in the pro Alabama venue of Legion Field.

May 3, 2003: Mike Price is fired as head coach after a seedy romp with a Pensacola (FL) stripper. This event gave birth to one of the funniest one liners in modern history. During a tryst in his hotel room, the stripper yelled "Roll Tide!" Price responded, "It's rolling, baby! It's rolling!"

November 26, 2010: Auburn rallies from a 24 point deficit to win the Iron Bowl. To add insult to injury, this monumental victory occurred in front of more that 101,000 fans in recently expanded Bryant-Denny stadium. This win improved Auburn's all-time record in Tuscaloosa to 8-1.

January 10, 2011: Auburn wins the BCS National Championship.

April 27, 2011: A violent tornado, rated an EF-4 on the Fujita scale, destroys parts of Tuscaloosa. Although not one blade of grass was damaged on campus, the school hijacks the tragic statewide outbreak as their own, arguably impacting needed relief efforts and resources from other cities in the state that were more severely impacted by the storms.

October 11, 2011: After an extensive 13 month investigation of Auburn University's football program, the NCAA determines that Auburn played by the rules during its recruitment of Cameron Newton, and cleared the school of any wrongdoing. This ruling slammed the door shut on the baseless rumors and internet message board idiocy trumpeted (in large part) by Alabama fans, who claimed the Tigers championship to be illegitimate and would soon be stripped. Tide fans invested long hours and creative writing to convince the nation that Auburn was more evil than Hitler. They failed miserably.

(http://files.sharenator.com/slow_clap_I_dont_care-s500x371-139710-580.png)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 12, 2011, 09:07:00 PM
The letter.

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/aub/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/2011-12/misc_non_event/NCAAInvestigationletter.pdf

I can see the nuggets the moron hoards will cling to there.  "If any further information becomes known...".  So, the investigation isn't over, even though it's officially over.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Kaos on October 12, 2011, 09:12:08 PM
ESPN seizing on "could reopen if new evidence emerges."


Sirius CFB take:  ChiIk knew it.   He knew it all along.  It's why he was so confident.


Cam:  Really? I could have told you that. Nothing else to say.  Better to let old wounds heal.  (class. He has it).
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 12, 2011, 09:37:45 PM
ESPN seizing on "could reopen if new evidence emerges."


Sirius CFB take:  ChiIk knew it.   He knew it all along.  It's why he was so confident.


Cam:  Really? I could have told you that. Nothing else to say.  Better to let old wounds heal.  (class. He has it).

Any closed investigation could reopen if new evidence emerges.  They're not searching for it. 

Chiz knew, and we knew he knew.

Cam:  :thumsup:  #winning  :aubie:

Bammers like Shane, Douchenozzle Moore, Blue Fag Tuna, Finebaum, Sheridan, etc, etc:  :pwnd:
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 12, 2011, 09:47:52 PM
DA DA DA...Hey Alabama
We just beat the hell outta you
Rammer Jammer, yellowhammer
GO TO HELL ALABAMMER
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 12, 2011, 09:48:53 PM
Listened to Finebaum try to give himself and Sheridan credit for bringing this to a close faster.  What they did was become a thorn in the NCAA's side and made them speed up the investigation (so they can later say, there was something but the heat they were creating caused it to be hush hush rush rush) and all Chiz did by asking about it at media days was piss the NCAA off by challenging them.  They were actually trying to spin it to give them the credit.  Then Shane comes on the air and says that it only says it's over about Cam...........oh my the butthurt was obvious. 

Yes, a big fuck you to all the haters.  Just makes January all that much sweeter to me.  Fuck'em in da mouf.

Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 12, 2011, 09:52:14 PM
Listened to Finebaum try to give himself and Sheridan credit for bringing this to a close faster.  What they did was become a thorn in the NCAA's side and made them speed up the investigation (so they can later say, there was something but the heat they were creating caused it to be hush hush rush rush) and all Chiz did by asking about it at media days was piss the NCAA off by challenging them.  They were actually trying to spin it to give them the credit.  Then Shane comes on the air and says that it only says it's over about Cam...........oh my the butthurt was obvious. 

Yes, a big fuck you to all the haters.  Just makes January all that much sweeter to me.  Fuck'em in da mouf.

This letter is a recruiting boost.  The haters know that.  They will try to spin it negatively.  The idiot fucks never would see the truth.  They can't accept it.  Losers take comfort in screaming "They Cheated". 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 12, 2011, 09:55:17 PM
oh and for everyone I see that talked shit, my face will be like this

(http://wow.incgamers.com/forums/images/smilies/large/smiley_smug.gif)

When I first heard it I was all



(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110716155059/glee/images/7/7b/Happy_dance.gif)

Then I was all
 
(http://wow.incgamers.com/forums/images/smilies/large/smiley_smug.gif)

Then I went to

 :pb:

Then back to

(http://wow.incgamers.com/forums/images/smilies/large/smiley_smug.gif)







Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 12, 2011, 09:59:30 PM
http://auburn.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1278222

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"I'm glad that it's out public," Auburn coach Gene Chizik said Wednesday night following the Tigers' practice. "If anybody had any questions, now you can put those to bed."

(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/genechizik_julieroelach_bedbreakup.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: GH2001 on October 12, 2011, 10:00:31 PM
http://auburn.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1278222

(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/genechizik_julieroelach_bedbreakup.jpg)

I laughed aloud.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 12, 2011, 10:00:58 PM
http://auburn.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1278222

(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/genechizik_julieroelach_bedbreakup.jpg)

Bravo! 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 12, 2011, 10:12:04 PM
http://auburn.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1278222

(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/genechizik_julieroelach_bedbreakup.jpg)

Does it look like he just donkey punched her?
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: The Prowler on October 13, 2011, 05:49:21 AM
I SAY IT'S GREAT, UH HUH, TO BE, OKAY, AN AUBURN TIGER!!!!! I SAY IT'S GREAT, UH HUH, TO BE, OKAY, AN AUBURN TIGER!!!!!


WAR FUCKIN' EAGLE!!!! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUJarhead on October 13, 2011, 07:32:42 AM
Front page of USA Today this morning...

(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/153/usatodayfrontpage.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: No Huddle on October 13, 2011, 07:54:22 AM
So like I said when this all started this is nothing. I wish my Crimson brethen would have been smart enough to let it go last year as I did.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: The Prowler on October 13, 2011, 08:14:14 AM
Front page of USA Today this morning...

(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/153/usatodayfrontpage.jpg)
Fuckin Sweeeet!!! The FREE Marriott Mobile App.....HELLS TO DA YEAH MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: djsimp on October 13, 2011, 08:50:54 AM
I'm so loving this. I am on a mission as we speak to coordinate a massive dick email to all those whore-ish mouth cocksucking bammers that needs a good fucking with this morning.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 09:28:05 AM
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Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 09:30:21 AM
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Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 09:31:37 AM
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Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 09:35:09 AM
@SportsByBrooks
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Coach of the Year: Chizik. His confronting NCAA leads to immeasurable recruiting boost.
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If Chizik doesn't confront NCAA, AU never gets publicly cleared. Unprecedented NCAA declaration re-arms AU recruiting arsenal
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 13, 2011, 09:43:47 AM
@SportsByBrooks

Fuck him too, though.  He is just a fucking muckraker.  There is no joy in Brooksville because Auburn was cleared.  I hate him regardless of who is is loving up on, just because he'll stab you in the back the very next second.  The whole Auburn hostess thing was the last straw.

But as for the rest?  HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: djsimp on October 13, 2011, 09:47:55 AM
In response to my massive dick email, I have had one bammer already mention OJ. Damn, this shit is fun!
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUJarhead on October 13, 2011, 09:51:41 AM
In response to my massive dick email, I have had one bammer already mention OJ. Damn, this shit is fun!

Please to be posting.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 13, 2011, 10:16:33 AM
If you didn't expect the "they just got away with it" bullshit, you're delusional.  Those that want to believe won't be swayed by facts, or rather lack there of. 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: CCTAU on October 13, 2011, 10:20:58 AM
I'll reply just to get the post count up.

But I laughed and moved on from this months ago. It does get me a little tingly knowing that thousands of bammers are feeling mortally wounded today.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: djsimp on October 13, 2011, 10:25:43 AM
Please to be posting.

Bammer #1
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OJ was cleared also……just sayin’

Bammer #2
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I hear that the NCAA had laid a bunch of people off and had to close some cases prematurely. Rumor has it that they are secretly subbing out the investigation to the Indians to complete.

My response to Bammer #2
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If it’s the Indian that run the Casinos in Mississippi, Auburn may be in trouble.

Bammer #2
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Naw, India Indians. They work cheap while you sleep.

Bammer #3
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Looks like Auburn should have saved some money for a QB and defense this year.

My response to Bammer #3
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Still searching for the bagman.

Bammer #4
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Congrats.. imo Aub either has …

A)   The cleanest program in the country

B)   The best lawyers in the country

 

But hey no asterick.. It’s a victory for the SEC (PR wise)

And also Sheridan said over & over that Cam/Aub would get off..

So no news there..  I am really surprised Toomers wasn’t rolled..

Bammer #4
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Ha.. The Bammers are looking for another championship….

My response to Bammer #4
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Ha….what would that make, like 7 or say…14





Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 13, 2011, 10:29:51 AM
I'll reply just to get the post count up.

But I laughed and moved on from this months ago. It does get me a little tingly knowing that thousands of bammers are feeling mortally wounded today.

Those that would be feeling mortally wounded are not, as they believe the NCAA is still secretly investigating, and that Auburn will be hammered.  The other ilk of bammer fan has known all along there was nothing to it. 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 13, 2011, 10:44:05 AM
Subbed it out to the Indians... :facepalm:
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 13, 2011, 10:50:50 AM
I must admit...I actually laughed out loud.

(http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/833278/Auburn_Not_Guilty_medium.gif)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 13, 2011, 11:44:27 AM
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Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 13, 2011, 11:54:24 AM
I must admit...I actually laughed out loud.

(http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/833278/Auburn_Not_Guilty_medium.gif)

Holy. Shit.

Dan Mullins.
The lady with the cowbell.
Chizik.

Damn...
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: wesfau2 on October 13, 2011, 11:59:53 AM
Dear Paul and Danny,
How my ass taste?

Sincerely,
The Auburn Family
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 13, 2011, 12:20:30 PM
Dear Paul and Danny,
How my ass taste?

Sincerely,
The Auburn Family

This broke during his show yesterday, so he had no time to prepare.  Today's show ought to be epic with all the whining, spinning, baseless allegations, O.J. references, and "I talked to the bag man" bullshit. 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 13, 2011, 12:28:32 PM
This broke during his show yesterday, so he had no time to prepare.  Today's show ought to be epic with all the whining, spinning, baseless allegations, O.J. references, and "I talked to the bag man" bullshit.

Read my previous post.  He is already spinning it into him and Sheridan being a thorn in the NCAA's side and them causing this thing to be rushed over and helping AU out.  See they don't hate AU.  They were helping them, while our own coach was hurting us by asking when the investigation would be closed.  Then Shane said that it only pertained to Cam Newton and the HBO four.  It didn't cover Louisiana, Big Cat Weekend and Tiger Prowl.....etc...etc...etc...  Apparently he doesn't understand the meaning of words like "Concluded" "No major violations have occured" "no wrongdoing".

But you are correct, now that he has had 24 hours, he will come up with something else to what he has already added and it will be worse than what he said already.

The only truthful thing I heard in the 30 to 45 minutes I listened was something that Sheridan said.  "I do look like a vampire"  <---- Sheridan for once nailed it.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 13, 2011, 12:37:42 PM
Read my previous post.  He is already spinning it into him and Sheridan being a thorn in the NCAA's side and them causing this thing to be rushed over and helping AU out.  See they don't hate AU.  They were helping them, while our own coach was hurting us by asking when the investigation would be closed.  Then Shane said that it only pertained to Cam Newton and the HBO four.  It didn't cover Louisiana, Big Cat Weekend and Tiger Prowl.....etc...etc...etc...  Apparently he doesn't understand the meaning of words like "Concluded" "No major violations have occured" "no wrongdoing".

But you are correct, now that he has had 24 hours, he will come up with something else to what he has already added and it will be worse than what he said already.

The only truthful thing I heard in the 30 to 45 minutes I listened was something that Sheridan said.  "I do look like a vampire"  <---- Sheridan for once nailed it.

Yeah, they've already made them taking credit into a soundbite they play to promote the show.  Finebaum only exist because it's illegal to kill him.  There was a time when someone like him could have been taken out, and everybody would have looked the other way.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: djsimp on October 13, 2011, 12:46:23 PM
Yeah, they've already made them taking credit into a soundbite they play to promote the show.  Finebaum only exist because it's illegal to kill him.  There was a time when someone like him could have been taken out, and everybody would have looked the other way.

We need to call in for back-up.

(http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/goodfellas_wallpaper.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 13, 2011, 12:46:43 PM
Yeah, they've already made them taking credit into a soundbite they play to promote the show.  Finebaum only exist because it's illegal to kill him.  There was a time when someone like him could have been taken out, and everybody would have looked the other way.

Shame those days are no longer.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 13, 2011, 02:16:19 PM
Shame those days are no longer.
They are still here in Walker County...
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 13, 2011, 02:18:57 PM
They are still here in Walker County...

Well fuck that explains a lot!
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 13, 2011, 02:23:22 PM
They are still here in Walker County...

And you haven't invited Finebaum out that way because?


I blame you for this shit!  Damn you Buzz Killington!
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: GH2001 on October 13, 2011, 02:33:22 PM
We need to call in for back-up.

(http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/goodfellas_wallpaper.jpg)

Screw you paisano

Sincerely,

Vito Corleone
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 13, 2011, 02:40:10 PM
And you haven't invited Finebaum out that way because?


I blame you for this shit!  Damn you Buzz Killington!
Hells to the no.  I wouldn't live in that shit hole county.  People just explode while riding their lawnmowers around there all the time...
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 13, 2011, 03:29:47 PM
Hells to the no.  I wouldn't live in that shit hole county.  People just explode while riding their lawnmowers around there all the time...

Why do you hate our state?
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 13, 2011, 03:46:46 PM
Why do you hate our state?
It's probably the name in all honesty.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 13, 2011, 04:51:03 PM
It's probably the name in all honesty.

Good enough reason for me.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Kaos on October 13, 2011, 04:55:57 PM
Finebaum was Cam's biggest defender.  Everybody knows that. He put on the Kevlar and stood between Auburn and all those who attacked us.  He founded the Never to Yield Foundation.  He picked up the sword and drove the marauding horde away from Auburn's door.  He stood tall and blockaded our gates to protect us against the assault.

And..... People are buying it. 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
http://auburn.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1278222

(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/genechizik_julieroelach_bedbreakup.jpg)
Better.

(http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad346/rattlehead666/genechizik_julieroelach_finished.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 05:17:35 PM
Clay Travis is extremely butthurt. (http://outkickthecoverage.com/what-cam-newton-taught-us-all.php)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 05:19:39 PM
You know, it just occurred to me.

I am very glad that Cam was found Not Guilty before this ESPN 40 for 40 Roll Tide/War Eagle was released. Will probably change the tone of the film, and in the very least, all of the "bad" shit that could have been said about Auburn no longer can.

It comes out Nov. 8th. Before this year's Iron Bowl.

This news is the perfect note to end the film on.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 05:39:07 PM
Just obtained a copy of Auburn's official response to the NCAA.

(http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/auburnresponseletter1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 13, 2011, 05:45:25 PM
Just obtained a copy of Auburn's official response to the NCAA.

(http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/auburnresponseletter1.jpg)

I lol'd.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 13, 2011, 06:35:11 PM
A phrase conveniently being overlooked by those that can't let it go.

Quote
As you are aware, during the past 13 months the enforcement staff and Auburn University have reviewed a number of allegations regarding the football program's compliance with NCAA legislation, including, but not limited to, allegations involving football student-athletes Cam Newton, Raven Gray, Stanley McClover, Chaz Ramsey and Troy Reddick.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: The Prowler on October 13, 2011, 08:01:00 PM
A phrase conveniently being overlooked by those that can't let it go.
So, they're looking at other possible violations....great.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Kaos on October 13, 2011, 08:10:41 PM
So, they're looking at other possible violations....great.

WERE is the operative word here, P. 

Besides.  Nobody believes it anyway. 

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=ncf&pollId=124379
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 13, 2011, 08:58:39 PM
Hey waddya know?  The Ivy League area knows what's up.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: GH2001 on October 13, 2011, 10:13:37 PM
Clay Travis is extremely butthurt. (http://outkickthecoverage.com/what-cam-newton-taught-us-all.php)

All those that were loving this bastard last month when he was writing articles with Brooks about Trent......I bet ya don't now do you?
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 14, 2011, 12:15:41 AM
Hell, everyone is butthurt.  Last year we became the new U of this decade.  Facts be damned, lies were told, they were accepted as gospel and we became the most hated program in the country last year.   Every board I went to other than this place, Auburnsports, and ITAT hated our asses.   So yeah, I expected everyone to bitch and moan about it.  To everyone else, we got away with it, the NCAA was paid off, we paid in cash and left no paper trail <insert excuse here>.....etc...etc....etc....


Fuck'em.   Chizad will at least appreciate the way I will sum up how I feel about all others.

(http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-sports-guru/files/2011/06/cam-newton-hate1.jpg)

and

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/19/0e3c5532-39c8-454e-8643-e49a30b849f6.jpg)

Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: Jumbo on October 14, 2011, 03:46:45 AM
So like I said when this all started this is nothing. I wish my Crimson brethen would have been smart enough to let it go last year as I did.
Your and token are in the minority.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 14, 2011, 08:03:11 AM
Auburn was presumed guilty on Nov. 4 2010, that drum was beat early and often, not a single fact or piece of evidence was found to support that notion, so it's presumed we simply got away with it....verdict be damned, Auburn's guilty because "Cecil admitted to shopping Cam around, thus wouldn't have gone anywhere for free"...FACT!  Use the phrase "I just know" in place of "I want to believe" and it's a cod lock fact. 
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 14, 2011, 09:38:06 AM
WERE is the operative word here, P. 

Besides.  Nobody believes it anyway. 

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=ncf&pollId=124379
LOL, looks like an Auburn fan in Alabama rigged the poll results.

I checked that same poll earlier, and Alabama was about 50/50, and the nation was highly in favor of "not accepting" it.

This is the results now:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/CamPoll.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: GH2001 on October 14, 2011, 09:44:51 AM
LOL, looks like an Auburn fan in Alabama rigged the poll results.

I checked that same poll earlier, and Alabama was about 50/50, and the nation was highly in favor of "not accepting" it.

This is the results now:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/CamPoll.jpg)

Hey...ya gotta fight fire with fire.
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: AUChizad on October 14, 2011, 01:13:43 PM
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n588/Jkm4au/Ammo/CombTheDesert.gif)
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 14, 2011, 01:35:41 PM
Hey...ya gotta fight fire with fire.

214K of 273k votes came from Alabama.   :thumsup: :rofl:
Title: Re: Hey EVERYONE NOT AUBURN
Post by: JR4AU on October 14, 2011, 01:36:01 PM
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n588/Jkm4au/Ammo/CombTheDesert.gif)
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 :classic: