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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on September 28, 2011, 08:44:37 PM

Title: EDBSB: Missouri Learns Secrets of the SEC
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 28, 2011, 08:44:37 PM

Pretty funny...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/9/28/2455917/mike-slive-lets-missouri-in-on-the-secret-rites-of-the-sec (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/9/28/2455917/mike-slive-lets-missouri-in-on-the-secret-rites-of-the-sec)

Title: Re: EDBSB: Missouri Learns Secrets of the SEC
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 28, 2011, 10:34:09 PM

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Owens: Should Pat Dye show up on your doorstep pantsless and raving, we are to take him in?

Slive: A nine egg Western Omelet and two tumblers of Pimm's on ice have a reviving effect that is unparalleled in situations such as these.

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Title: Re: EDBSB: Missouri Learns Secrets of the SEC
Post by: JR4AU on September 30, 2011, 02:57:21 PM

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Owens: When Gene Chizik appears in the post-game shower and remarks "Your skin sure looks rough, buddy," what is the appropriate reaction?

Slive: One should allow Coach Chizik to carefully exfoliate you. You will be in no danger. Mr. Trooper Taylor will softly exclaim "that's my dog right there" while gently waving his towel in the corner. The process is short, and not altogether unpleasant.

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