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Title: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
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Text Size- / +By MATT GUTMAN (@mattgutmanABC)
March 11, 2010
Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."

The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.

According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.

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'If I Wasn't There, I Wouldn't Have Believed It'
In the police report obtained by ABC News, the trim job was apparently essential because the arresting officer, trooper Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West visit her boyfriend.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick told the Key West Citizen.

Megan Barnes is shown in her booking photo. Barnes was allegedly driving while shaving her bikini area when she hit another vehicle in the Florida Keys.It gets weirder. In order to pay full attention to her sensitive regions, police say Barnes enlisted her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding shotgun, to hold the wheel.

Yes, her ex-husband.

Their tag-team driving went awry when an SUV driving in front of them slowed to turn. Barnes' 1995 Thunderbird smashed into it. Two of the SUV's passengers suffered minor injuries, police say. Barnes shouldn't have been driving that Thunderbird, since she had been convicted the previous day for driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.

According to the arrest report, it was the sixth time her license had been suspended.

After the accident, Barnes and Judy drove off, police say. The Thunderbird limped a few hundred yards before the couple switched seats. "She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick told the Citizen. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?'"

But the attempt to claim that Judy, not Barnes, was driving was also doomed. Judy had visible burns on his chest he claimed came from the exploding airbag, but only the passenger side airbag deployed, according to the police report.

So Dunick charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged.

According to the arrest affidavit, the trooper asked her afterward why she didn't hit the brakes when she saw the SUV. She answered bluntly, "I told you, I was shaving."

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," Dunick told the Citizen.

"About 10 years ago, I stopped a guy in the exact same spot... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: RWS on September 28, 2011, 12:59:22 PM: You'll have that.
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2011, 01:07:05 PM: Wait for it....
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: Jumbo on September 28, 2011, 01:15:54 PM: That bitch is smooth.
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: JR4AU on September 28, 2011, 01:35:17 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on September 28, 2011, 01:15:54 PM
That bitch is smooth.

:facepalm:

(http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/03/09/17_370x278.jpg)

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: JR4AU on September 28, 2011, 01:36:17 PM: BTW, This just in, Germans Bomb Pearl Harbor.
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2011, 01:59:13 PM: Quote from: JR4AU on September 28, 2011, 01:36:17 PM
BTW, This just in, Germans Bomb Pearl Harbor.

What's this I've been hearing about some guy named Neil Armstrong. Walking on the moon? Pffft
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2011, 02:27:44 PM: Quote from: JR4AU on September 28, 2011, 01:35:17 PM
:facepalm:

(http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/03/09/17_370x278.jpg)

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Rowwww Taggghhdd!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: Jumbo on September 28, 2011, 02:32:38 PM: Quote from: JR4AU on September 28, 2011, 01:35:17 PM
:facepalm:

(http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/03/09/17_370x278.jpg)

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
That's a man baby.....yeah.
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2011, 02:45:35 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on September 28, 2011, 02:32:38 PM
That's a man baby.....yeah.

Do you feel randy baby?
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: djsimp on September 28, 2011, 02:53:58 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2011, 01:59:13 PM
What's this I've been hearing about some guy named Neil Armstrong. Walking on the moon? Pffft

The moon is overrated.
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2011, 03:43:50 PM: I'm thinking about checking out this kid named Mike Jackson, I hear he has a great voice and sings with the rest of his family.
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2011, 04:03:38 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2011, 03:43:50 PM
I'm thinking about checking out this kid named Mike Jackson, I hear he has a great voice and sings with the rest of his family.

He'll never be Elvis. That boy good.
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 29, 2011, 11:13:43 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2011, 04:03:38 PM
He'll never be Elvis. That boy good.

Who the fuck is Elvis?
Title: Re: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Post by: GH2001 on September 29, 2011, 12:05:00 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on September 29, 2011, 11:13:43 AM
Who the fuck is Elvis?

You might not like him. But your kids? Well, they're gonna love it.