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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on September 23, 2011, 03:56:32 PM

Title: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: AUChizad on September 23, 2011, 03:56:32 PM: Water is wet, etc. etc.

Already covering his tracks to blame the fans for this loss.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/09/nick_saban_ends_his_radio_show.html

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"You want our players to our players to play every play of the game, compete for 60 minutes in the game," Saban said. "Well, you know, I don't get any hot dog at halftime. I don't. I don't even drink a Coke. I coach the team at halftime. You get your little halftime break, and then you have your little ass back in your seat ready to go when the next half starts.

Expect hotdog sales in Bryant Denny to be at an all time low. So it is written, and so it shall be done.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 23, 2011, 03:58:50 PM: What the hell would prompt him to make those statements?

You know, this might be new ground for Saban. I think this is the worst asshole comments he's ever made.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: AUChizad on September 23, 2011, 04:00:12 PM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 23, 2011, 03:58:50 PM
What the hell would prompt him to make those statements?

You know, this might be new ground for Saban. I think this is the worst asshole comments he's ever made.
Forgot the link. Added to OP.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: AUChizad on September 23, 2011, 04:05:08 PM: http://video-embed.al.com/services/player/bcpid618568022001?bctid=1178296597001
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2011, 04:06:10 PM: I thought the players got hot dogs at half time. The players don't get hot dogs? When did they stop giving the players hot dogs at half time?
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2011, 04:08:14 PM: Errybody knows there ain't a little ass in that stadium.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2011, 04:08:57 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
Errybody knows there ain't a little ass in that stadium.

OOOOOOOOoooooo.....no you di'in't.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 23, 2011, 04:09:48 PM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 23, 2011, 03:58:50 PM
What the hell would prompt him to make those statements?

You know, this might be new ground for Saban. I think this is the worst asshole comments he's ever made.

I bet they all have there ass back before 3rd qtr kickoff. Or better yet, they dare not leave.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2011, 04:10:40 PM: I'll just limit it to 5 hot dogs this time, Coarch Saybun.

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Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 23, 2011, 04:20:41 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2011, 04:10:40 PM
I'll just limit it to 5 hot dogs this time, Coarch Saybun.

(http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/60330_862658398765_27425686_46636864_6271401_n.jpg)

I know where 3 go. the other two?
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2011, 04:28:39 PM: 100,000 tickets at $70.00 per...43..ought ought...carry the 1....$7,000,000.00....check

$74,000.00 in houndstooth apparel sales around the stadium...check

$373,266.00 in concession profits on game day......uuummm...let me see if Lord Saybinz will allow. I'll get back to you on that.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: AUChizad on September 23, 2011, 04:43:30 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 23, 2011, 04:20:41 PM
I know where 3 go. the other two?
Someone's never heard of "the airplane".
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 23, 2011, 05:01:53 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on September 23, 2011, 04:43:30 PM
Someone's never heard of "the airplane".

I have lived a shelter life. So no.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: AWK on September 23, 2011, 05:14:00 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 23, 2011, 05:01:53 PM
I have lived a shelter life. So no.
Open your mouth and wave your arms like you are trying to fly. I think you can figure it out.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An Asshole
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 23, 2011, 05:23:10 PM: Quote from: AWK on September 23, 2011, 05:14:00 PM
Open your mouth and wave your arms like you are trying to fly. I think you can figure it out.

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Title: Re: Saban: Still An a-hole
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 24, 2011, 12:36:45 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2011, 04:06:10 PM
I thought the players got hot dogs at half time. The players don't get hot dogs? When did they stop giving the players hot dogs at half time?

Trent Richardson's mom brings orange wedges.
Title: Re: Saban: Still An a-hole
Post by: jmar on September 24, 2011, 12:41:28 PM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 24, 2011, 12:36:45 PM
Trent Richardson's mom brings orange wedges.
Fruit is an important food group.