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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on September 19, 2011, 05:17:14 PM
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http://sc.edu/ncaaresponse/NOA.pdf
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NOA?
I know LOI...but NOA?
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Notice of allegations.
They ain't inquiring. They found em.
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Someone should write an article about how many schools have gotten ACTUAL letters of investigation or NOAs or whatever the hell since the day the Cam Newton scandal broke...
I can think of five right off the top of my head... and I know there are more.
Oregon
LSU
Boise State
South Carolina
Miami
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The NCAA clearly fucked up. This was supposed to be addressed to Auburn.
:hammer:
No seriously, USCe is fucked. Wish I had this knowlege for that punk motherfucker that couldn't stop screaming SCAM NEWTON at the top of his lungs.
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And another thing!
Why didn't Danny Sheridan tell us about this NCAA insider knowledge?!?!?
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And another thing!
Why didn't Danny Sheridan tell us about this NCAA insider knowledge?!?!?
He told Chopper but the blog post isn't up yet.
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He told Chopper but the blog post isn't up yet.
Great Hustle!
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Shit. Just read that. Any word on who got special benefits? Did Lattimore? Fuck I wish we would have gotten him...
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So...for the first time ever I typed in "South Carolina Gamecock Message Board" in google and opened the first link. Are you fucking kidding me? People are fucking beyond stupid...
Nothing new here. Whitney and this S.A.M. foundation. The NCAA is trying to flex their muscle on these open and shut cases to divert attention from the fact they effectively did nothing to Auburn.
If we'd have just had Cam Newton's daddy covering things, we'd be fine.
The NCAA has become an agency that goes on wild goose chases to justify its existence.
You have to have killed someone, and you'll likely still get away with it. We may end up losing a scholarship or two. And that will be just to keep the NCAA from looking bad for wasting so much time and money.
Also: The LOI has become one of the weapons used to help sully the SEC because the NCAA cannot deal w/ its superiority.
We help birth the Golden Egg. They won't do anything serious. It may cost one of their Almighty Dollars they worship.
I have seen too many instances over the years where USC is dumped on for minor violations that would not even be investigated at any of the other big name programs. Here is what concerns me, Auburn has gotten a pass for what looks like gross misconduct. But the NCAA is likely to pull out the hammer on us just to prove a point. Yeah, I am worried. Read the letter at the link, they are already throwing down the repeat offender label, as well as categorizing all the violations as major.
This total BS. I'm now in favor of 4 super conferences, and tell the NCAA to stick up their butt. To many "MONEY" teams are getting passed, so they have to try to right the ship. We are recruting to well and getting to good. If these are major violations, The other USC, Miami, Tenn., Ohio State, Oregon, Auburn, UNC and I'm sure I've left some out, should all receive the death penalty.
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He told Chopper but the blog post isn't up yet.
He did tell me, but my lawyer told me if I revealed it, I would be sued.
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I guess in NCAA land, discount suites > discount suits.
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I guess in NCAA land, discount suites > discount suits.
+18
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So...for the first time ever I typed in "South Carolina Gamecock Message Board" in google and opened the first link. Are you fucking kidding me? People are fucking beyond stupid...
We got caught cheating, and we desperately want to believe Auburn cheated and was given a pass, so whine whine whine.
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I smell Lack of Institutional Control and/or Faliure to Monitor for the cocks.
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I smell Lack of Institutional Control and/or Faliure to Monitor for the cocks.
I failed to monitor my cock once.
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I failed to monitor my cock once.
I have never failed to monitor my cock.
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I have never failed to monitor my cock.
Alcohol was involved. I came to my senses and noticed a little porker making a meal of it. She was sweet enough, but I wasn't interested in a hummer from a Weeble with an entire tube of lipstick smeared around her grill. So I vomited. Cock was not amused. He is blind.
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This is for the assholes in the $cam shirts in Atlanta.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/South_carolina.gif)
War Eagle!!! Feel free to post it over there.
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Alcohol was involved. I came to my senses and noticed a little porker making a meal of it. She was sweet enough, but I wasn't interested in a hummer from a Weeble with an entire tube of lipstick smeared around her grill. So I vomited. Cock was not amused. He is blind.
Little porkers were made for sucking cock, humming, slurping, and all manner of personal abuse.
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No seriously, USCe is fucked. Wish I had this knowlege for that punk motherfucker that couldn't stop screaming SCAM NEWTON at the top of his lungs.
Dude, you need to let it go. This could become a serious debilitating obsession.
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Dude, you need to let it go. This could become a serious debilitating obsession.
If I ever see him again. He gets the shovel.
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If I ever see him again. He gets the shovel.
That kind of ignorant shit happens all the time.
Florida assholes surrounding me and my (then seven year old)daughter, doing the chomp thing and screaming "GAAAAATAHHH Chomp BITCH!" in Auburn in 2006. I thought we were going to have a riot but they pussies hauled ass.
The truckload of Bama fans throwing half-empty beer bottles at me as I trudged back to the car in 2001 or the Bama fucktards standing on top of a Winnebago and trying to piss on me and my wife after they won in Birmingham in 1991.
Two of those were on our home turf. Those are days it's good I don't carry a gun.
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That kind of ignorant shit happens all the time.
Florida assholes surrounding me and my (then seven year old)daughter, doing the chomp thing and screaming "GAAAAATAHHH Chomp BITCH!" in Auburn in 2006. I thought we were going to have a riot but they pussies hauled ass.
The truckload of Bama fans throwing half-empty beer bottles at me as I trudged back to the car in 2001 or the Bama fucktards standing on top of a Winnebago and trying to piss on me and my wife after they won in Birmingham in 1991.
Two of those were on our home turf. Those are days it's good I don't carry a gun.
You should always carry a gun.
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You should always carry a gun.
I carry a gun? Yeah.
If I carried a gun I would kill at least two Bama fans every day. I'd kill so many people they'd do movies about me. It would be a spree.
The stupid whore sitting in front of me and my kids at Lion King the other night? The one who tried to film the movie with her cell phone and then answered it four times "Oh HEY, Boo. Yeah. We at Lion King. It's to the part where that little lion be running around with that pig that fart. Oh hell yeah, he funny..." The one who didn't turn her ringer off and answered probably three dozen texts? One shot. Back of the head. Watch the movie in peace.
The white dude standing outside the theater with the waistband of his pants hitting the back of his knees and his shit-streaked boxers clearly visible? The guy with the flat-brim hat turned sideways? The one holding his junk in his fist? Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang.
The big ignorant stinking fuck who pushed past me at CVS yesterday because "heum hadda have his scription back, cuz he goin' to texas in a few..." Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang. Need that many to penetrate his fat layers probably.
The next $8 an hour fuck who says "we don't serve Aubren fans in here.. hehhehheh.." BANG.
I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.
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I carry a gun? Yeah.
If I carried a gun I would kill at least two Bama fans every day. I'd kill so many people they'd do movies about me. It would be a spree.
The stupid whore sitting in front of me and my kids at Lion King the other night? The one who tried to film the movie with her cell phone and then answered it four times "Oh HEY, Boo. Yeah. We at Lion King. It's to the part where that little lion be running around with that pig that fart. Oh hell yeah, he funny..." The one who didn't turn her ringer off and answered probably three dozen texts? One shot. Back of the head. Watch the movie in peace.
The white dude standing outside the theater with the waistband of his pants hitting the back of his knees and his shit-streaked boxers clearly visible? The guy with the flat-brim hat turned sideways? The one holding his junk in his fist? Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang.
The big ignorant stinking fuck who pushed past me at CVS yesterday because "heum hadda have his scription back, cuz he goin' to texas in a few..." Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang. Need that many to penetrate his fat layers probably.
The next $8 an hour fuck who says "we don't serve Aubren fans in here.. hehhehheh.." BANG.
I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.
Thank you-we have enough of them here already.
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I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.
Kaos, doing his part to help this shitty economy by killing motherfuckers one at a time.
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Kaos, doing his part to help this shitty economy by killing motherfuckers one at a time.
If I could get a driver I'd have one of those Africa trucks with the enormous machine gun mounted in the back. Then we could do sweeps and clear them out in bunches.
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If I could get a driver I'd have one of those Africa trucks with the enormous machine gun mounted in the back. Then we could do sweeps and clear them out in bunches.
Anyone recall The Rat Patrol?
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I carry a gun? Yeah.
If I carried a gun I would kill at least two Bama fans every day. I'd kill so many people they'd do movies about me. It would be a spree.
The stupid whore sitting in front of me and my kids at Lion King the other night? The one who tried to film the movie with her cell phone and then answered it four times "Oh HEY, Boo. Yeah. We at Lion King. It's to the part where that little lion be running around with that pig that fart. Oh hell yeah, he funny..." The one who didn't turn her ringer off and answered probably three dozen texts? One shot. Back of the head. Watch the movie in peace.
The white dude standing outside the theater with the waistband of his pants hitting the back of his knees and his shit-streaked boxers clearly visible? The guy with the flat-brim hat turned sideways? The one holding his junk in his fist? Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang.
The big ignorant stinking fuck who pushed past me at CVS yesterday because "heum hadda have his scription back, cuz he goin' to texas in a few..." Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang. Need that many to penetrate his fat layers probably.
The next $8 an hour fuck who says "we don't serve Aubren fans in here.. hehhehheh.." BANG.
I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.
(http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/fallingdown.jpg)
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Kaos puts his plan into action
http://youtu.be/0ZcbifYqpGc
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If I could get a driver I'd have one of those Africa trucks with the enormous machine gun mounted in the back. Then we could do sweeps and clear them out in bunches.
The thought of driving a safari truck with a 50 Cal and the one manning the gun in full KISS outfit humors me. I may be free that day.
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The thought of driving a safari truck with a 50 Cal and the one manning the gun in full KISS outfit humors me. I may be free that day.
I really had this in mind:
(http://theshadowbarons.com/includes/images/ShadowBarons.jpg)
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I carry a gun? Yeah.
If I carried a gun I would kill at least two Bama fans every day. I'd kill so many people they'd do movies about me. It would be a spree.
The stupid whore sitting in front of me and my kids at Lion King the other night? The one who tried to film the movie with her cell phone and then answered it four times "Oh HEY, Boo. Yeah. We at Lion King. It's to the part where that little lion be running around with that pig that fart. Oh hell yeah, he funny..." The one who didn't turn her ringer off and answered probably three dozen texts? One shot. Back of the head. Watch the movie in peace.
The white dude standing outside the theater with the waistband of his pants hitting the back of his knees and his shit-streaked boxers clearly visible? The guy with the flat-brim hat turned sideways? The one holding his junk in his fist? Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang.
The big ignorant stinking fuck who pushed past me at CVS yesterday because "heum hadda have his scription back, cuz he goin' to texas in a few..." Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang. Need that many to penetrate his fat layers probably.
The next $8 an hour fuck who says "we don't serve Aubren fans in here.. hehhehheh.." BANG.
I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.
The bolded....thanks.
I spit coffee all over my keyboard.
BTW, I bet I hear the 2nd bolded statement at least once a week. Heard it at the car wash last week. Was driving up to spot where you tell them which package you want and to drop the truck off for Bammer Employee #1 to wash and detail it. He sees my TUF sticker and tag on the front and says "you got tha wrong tag bro, we dont wash any Aubren trucks herrr, theyz losers".....as he makes 7 bucks an hour and is washing my truck, for me....I am paying him. Irony.
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I really had this in mind:
(http://theshadowbarons.com/includes/images/ShadowBarons.jpg)
That works too.
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BTW, I bet I hear the 2nd bolded statement at least once a week.
I've been getting it more and more in St Louis, also.
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The bolded....thanks.
I spit coffee all over my keyboard.
BTW, I bet I hear the 2nd bolded statement at least once a week. Heard it at the car wash last week. Was driving up to spot where you tell them which package you want and to drop the truck off for Bammer Employee #1 to wash and detail it. He sees my TUF sticker and tag on the front and says "you got tha wrong tag bro, we dont wash any Aubren trucks herrr, theyz losers".....as he makes 7 bucks an hour and is washing my truck, for me....I am paying him. Irony.
Read this today. Sort of on topic.
http://opendoorpolicies.blogspot.com/2011/09/saturday-in-south.html
Saturday in the South
This past Saturday morning, I was passing through Birmingham, Alabama on my way home from a brief road trip. I ventured into Leeds, Alabama's finest truck stop to fill up on gas and wake up with some high quality coffee.
As an Auburn Alum, and it being football season in the south, I was sporting an Auburn University Polo. Being in the state of Alabama, my home state at that, I am very well aware of the incumbent trash talk to be endured by publicy endorsing your side of the Alabama/Auburn rivalry - BUT, this morning, it was a bit too much.
When entering the station, I was greeted with, "Oh hell, another Barner gracing our store this morning" - The first warning shot over the preverbial Auburn bow, by the cashier dressed in Wal-Mart's finest replica "Roll Tide Roll" Starter jersey. With no response, I figured the firing would cease...I was wrong. Alabama's finest fan decided to continue his onslaught with such well thought out insults as:
"Did Cam Newton's Dad buy your gas?"
"How early did you have to get up to milk those cow's down at your cow college"
"Will under armour take away your shirt too when the NCAA takes Auburn's National Championship"
I felt my neck start to swell, but still had no intention of responding to the elephant in the room.
I made my way to the check out counter, passing a display of Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies, with a hand written advertisement above them, "Nick Saban's Breakfast of Champions, 3 for $1", I had to laugh. Not at the implicit humor of Alabama fans worshiping all that is Nick Saban, but the fact that "Breakfast" was spelled wrong the first time, without the E. Therefore, when added in, it looked more like BR^eAKFAST.
As I was paying for my coffee, the cashier promptly began to throw out the insults -
"Why do you root for Auburn?" - Well Sir, I went to college there.
"Did you study trailer park construction?"
"Could you not get into Alabama?"
Doing my best to ignore the brute, as he did substantially outweigh me, I kept quiet - But I had quite enough at this point. As he gave me my change, he had one last parting blow, "Why in the hell would you ever go to college at Awwwwburn?"
As my blood finally began to boil, I obliged him with a concise, yet effective answer
"So I would never have to work at a gas station"
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I've been getting it more and more in St Louis, also.
You one of dem therr Aubren fans that had that team that cheated with that ole boy that took that money.
Except you hear it without redneck Bammer accent.
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Read this today. Sort of on topic.
http://opendoorpolicies.blogspot.com/2011/09/saturday-in-south.html
Almost a mirror image of my car wash adventure.
As I walked away from my car I kind of mumbled under my breath, "says the loser who washes cars at age 35 and reeks like a dumpster." Again - irony. I haven't went back since.
I have since found a very nice, older car wash in Columbus that is owned by an Auburn grad, Richard Davis. They give me a nice War Eagle everytime I am in there. The difference is amazing.
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I have since found a very nice, older car wash in Columbus that is owned by an Auburn grad, Richard Davis. They give me a nice War Eagle everytime I am in there. The difference is amazing.
I wish there was a guidebook for Auburn-owned businesses - does the Alumni Association have one? Then we would know what stores to patronize. May not always be possible, at least in certain areas of the state, but like GH found out - better to suport an AU Alum than put up with trash from trash.
The other response would be to reply with a smile "And what year did you graduate from Alabama?"
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I wish there was a guidebook for Auburn-owned businesses - does the Alumni Association have one? Then we would know what stores to patronize. May not always be possible, at least in certain areas of the state, but like GH found out - better to suport an AU Alum than put up with trash from trash.
The other response would be to reply with a smile "And what year's did you graduate attend Alabama?"
To say graduate would validate their life.
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I wish there was a guidebook for Auburn-owned businesses - does the Alumni Association have one? Then we would know what stores to patronize. May not always be possible, at least in certain areas of the state, but like GH found out - better to suport an AU Alum than put up with trash from trash.
The other response would be to reply with a smile "And what year did you graduate from Alabama?"
I liked the response the guy gave in Chizad's link:
"So I wouldn't have to work at a gas station." And you could add "like Shane Corn" to the end of it.
Chris Verno said he looked like he got his education from a Pilot Truck Stop. Said he looked like he needed a big bag of funjuns and a steel reserve. HA.
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I ventured into Leeds, Alabama's finest truck stop to fill up on gas and wake up with some high quality coffee.
I work in Leeds and I'm intimately familiar with this truck stop. It's infested with minimum wage updykes (an oxymoron, I know). It's a Chevron that sits off the Brompton exit off I-20. A seedy little dive, but they make one hell of a bacon and egg breakfast sammich - but I digress.
I damn near came to blows with one of them a couple of months back. I got into a verbal fracas with the updyke working the counter. I mentioned that bammer fans served 2 purposes in life; clogging the welfare system and fixing Auburn fans a fried egg and bacon sandwich every morning. I told him that "as long as the devil made bammer fans, illegal immigrants would always have competition for all the menial shit jobs in the area."
He took offense to my remark and I laughed at him. He told me he got off work at 10 and he'd kick my ass any place I wanted to meet. I told him thanks, but I didn't want to get shit on my hands.
I left and haven't been back since.
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I work in Leeds and I'm intimately familiar with this truck stop. It's infested with minimum wage updykes (an oxymoron, I know). It's a Chevron that sits off the Brompton exit off I-20. A seedy little dive, but they make one hell of a bacon and egg breakfast sammich - but I digress.
I damn near came to blows with one of them a couple of months back. I got into a verbal fracas with the updyke working the counter. I mentioned that bammer fans served 2 purposes in life; clogging the welfare system and fixing Auburn fans a fried egg and bacon sandwich every morning. I told him that "as long as the devil made bammer fans, illegal immigrants would always have competition for all the menial shit jobs in the area."
He took offense to my remark and I laughed at him. He told me he got off work at 10 and he'd kick my ass any place I wanted to meet. I told him thanks, but I didn't want to get shit on my hands.
I left and haven't been back since.
Bravo sir.
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I work in Leeds and I'm intimately familiar with this truck stop. It's infested with minimum wage updykes (an oxymoron, I know). It's a Chevron that sits off the Brompton exit off I-20. A seedy little dive, but they make one hell of a bacon and egg breakfast sammich - but I digress.
I damn near came to blows with one of them a couple of months back. I got into a verbal fracas with the updyke working the counter. I mentioned that bammer fans served 2 purposes in life; clogging the welfare system and fixing Auburn fans a fried egg and bacon sandwich every morning. I told him that "as long as the devil made bammer fans, illegal immigrants would always have competition for all the menial shit jobs in the area."
He took offense to my remark and I laughed at him. He told me he got off work at 10 and he'd kick my ass any place I wanted to meet. I told him thanks, but I didn't want to get shit on my hands.
I left and haven't been back since.
My money is on the Chief.
Oh, and have I mentioned lately how much I love you? <3
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My money is on the Chief.
Oh, and have I mentioned lately how much I love you? <3
It's been a while. The offer still stands; put that poor spelling coonass on the road and we'll sew some seeds together. :gig: :gig: goo
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I took my mower to the shop to be worked on this evening. When I get there the guy is asking me what all is wrong...yada, yada, yada. The then tells me he will have to charge me extra for wearing that shirt (2010 SEC Championship shirt) I didn't smile, laugh, just glared. He immediately apologized. I was about 3 ticks from taking it elsewhere. IF I didn't know the owner and have done lots of business with this place, I would have taken it to the Husqvarna/Toro/Still/Echo shop down the road.
Most of the time I usually crack a joke back, but here lately when people do that shit it pisses me off. Good fun or not, the customer is always right so it would be best to not crack a joke.
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I work in Leeds and I'm intimately familiar with this truck stop. It's infested with minimum wage updykes (an oxymoron, I know). It's a Chevron that sits off the Brompton exit off I-20. A seedy little dive, but they make one hell of a bacon and egg breakfast sammich - but I digress.
I damn near came to blows with one of them a couple of months back. I got into a verbal fracas with the updyke working the counter. I mentioned that bammer fans served 2 purposes in life; clogging the welfare system and fixing Auburn fans a fried egg and bacon sandwich every morning. I told him that "as long as the devil made bammer fans, illegal immigrants would always have competition for all the menial shit jobs in the area."
He took offense to my remark and I laughed at him. He told me he got off work at 10 and he'd kick my ass any place I wanted to meet. I told him thanks, but I didn't want to get shit on my hands.
I left and haven't been back since.
I'm going to have to stop by there next time I go to the 'ham. May get a buddy of mine who seems to have irritable bowel syndrome* to start bombing their restroom on his weekly trips out to Pell City.
*No, AWK, you cannot have his number
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You know, I could make a report on my own bammer findings here in Upshawville.....but I want. I could rant about my own daily dealings with retarded, inbred, sister fucking, retorted looking Bryant worshipers.....but I want. What I will tell you is that I have a serious passion of hate towards any cocksucking bammer than I have ever had in my life. and thats saying something. I would seriously consider the option of going to jail just to have a moment of shoving my fist down a bammers throat.
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You know, I could make a report on my own bammer findings here in Upshawville.....but I want. I could rant about my own daily dealings with retarded, inbred, sister fucking, retorted looking Bryant worshipers.....but I want. What I will tell you is that I have a serious passion of hate towards any cocksucking bammer than I have ever had in my life. and thats saying something. I would seriously consider the option of going to jail just to have a moment of shoving my fist down a bammers throat.
I won't you to make that report, and I won't you to rant. It entertains me.
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I won't you to make that report, and I won't you to rant. It entertains me.
I know it does you fucker. Someone has to entertain you on your boring ass runs around the local Community College campus.
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I know its Texas but they are out here too. I don’t see too many of them though. But then again I am not going to 7-11’s between 10 pm to 6 am.
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I know it does you fucker. Someone has to entertain you on your boring ass runs around the local Community College campus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCy8MpT45gk
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Thank God for Huntsville. All the Bama fans here that I interact with went to UAH or Georgia Tech so they are at least somewhat intelligent. All the Bama fans with the minimum wage jobs more or less know their place.
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Thank God for Huntsville. All the Bama fans here that I interact with went to UAH or Georgia Tech so they are at least somewhat intelligent. All the Bama fans with the minimum wage jobs more or less know their place.
^^This for the most part, but there are those rare occasions.
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Thank God for Huntsville. All the Bama fans here that I interact with went to UAH or Georgia Tech so they are at least somewhat intelligent. All the Bama fans with the minimum wage jobs more or less know their place.
I will be in Huntsville on Friday. Living in Cullman puts me right in the middle of Bham and Huntsvegas. If I need something that Cullman doesn't offer, I always go north on I 65.
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I will be in Huntsville on Friday. Living in Cullman puts me right in the middle of Bham and Huntsvegas. If I need something that Cullman doesn't offer, I always go north on I 65.
Huntsville is a nice town. I didn't realize you're in Cullman, or I had forgotten at some point.