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Title: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2011, 03:13:38 PM
Redheads are being turned away from the largest sperm bank in the world—because not enough people want children with red hair.

The director of Cryos International, Ole Schou, said that there have been so many donations made in the last few years that now the facility can afford to be picky.

The international sperm bank has been inundated with donations, but the demand for red-haired children isn't soaring like the supply of sperm.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand. I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner—for example, the sterile male—has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case," said Schou.

Schou went on to say that the only real demand for redheaded semen comes from Ireland, where it sells "like hot cakes".

Cryos have now reached their capacity of 70 liters of semen, approximately 14,000 donations, and there are 600 donors on the waiting list.

Sperm from donors with brown hair and eyes is particularly in demand, because Cryos has many customers in Mediterranean countries.

Historically, red hair was thought to be a mark of moral degeneration and beastly sexual desires.
Scotland has the highest proportion of gingers, affecting 13 percent of the population, but it is estimated that there are somewhere between 6 to 18 million redheads in America.



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/09/19/worlds-biggest-sperm-bank-turning-away-redheads/#ixzz1YQX95jTi
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Saniflush on September 19, 2011, 03:15:33 PM
Historically, red hair was thought to be a mark of moral degeneration and beastly sexual desires.


They just now figuring this out.  For fucks sake, I could have told them this years ago.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: AUChizad on September 19, 2011, 03:28:00 PM
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Scotland has the highest proportion of gingers, affecting 13 percent of the population, but it is estimated that there are somewhere between 6 to 18 million redheads in America
Lulz.

First of all, an actual news outlet used the term "gingers", and secondly mention that is "affecting" a certain percentage of the population like it's retardation or something.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2011, 03:31:14 PM
Lulz.

First of all, an actual news outlet used the term "gingers", and secondly mention that is "affecting" a certain percentage of the population like it's retardation or something.

 :bowl:
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 19, 2011, 03:32:21 PM
Blondes may have more fun, but redheads get remembered.

Maybe it's because we suck your soul out when we orgasm.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Saniflush on September 19, 2011, 03:46:12 PM
Blondes may have more fun, but redheads get remembered.

Maybe it's because we suck your soul out when we orgasm.

I got something you can try to suck out.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 19, 2011, 04:25:02 PM
I got something you can try to suck out.

Operative word being "try".  I'm not a miracle worker...
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 19, 2011, 05:56:19 PM
Operative word being "try".  I'm not a miracle worker...

You can use this.

(http://www.beeyondbeeswax.com/pipette.JPG)
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: AWK on September 19, 2011, 06:51:49 PM
Redheads are being turned away from the largest sperm bank in the world—because not enough people want children with red hair.

The director of Cryos International, Ole Schou, said that there have been so many donations made in the last few years that now the facility can afford to be picky.

The international sperm bank has been inundated with donations, but the demand for red-haired children isn't soaring like the supply of sperm.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand. I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner—for example, the sterile male—has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case," said Schou.

Schou went on to say that the only real demand for redheaded semen comes from Ireland, where it sells "like hot cakes".

Cryos have now reached their capacity of 70 liters of semen, approximately 14,000 donations, and there are 600 donors on the waiting list.

Sperm from donors with brown hair and eyes is particularly in demand, because Cryos has many customers in Mediterranean countries.

Historically, red hair was thought to be a mark of moral degeneration and beastly sexual desires.
Scotland has the highest proportion of gingers, affecting 13 percent of the population, but it is estimated that there are somewhere between 6 to 18 million redheads in America.



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/09/19/worlds-biggest-sperm-bank-turning-away-redheads/#ixzz1YQX95jTi
Vandy's capacity is 140 liters...pussies.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 19, 2011, 07:57:35 PM
Vandy's capacity is 140 liters...pussies.

It took awhile to get there, though.  I started out by doing power hours with semen.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 19, 2011, 08:00:45 PM
Oh, by the way...two redheads trying to suck the souls out of one another is dangerous, due to the absence of souls from both gingers.  It results in a black hole and tears the fabric of time.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2011, 07:24:07 AM
Operative word being "try".  I'm not a miracle worker...

Probably.  I've heard that you're not that talented.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 20, 2011, 09:46:14 AM
Probably.  I've heard that you're not that talented.

Not everyone is worthy of my best efforts.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2011, 10:12:09 AM
Not everyone is worthy of my best efforts.

You should never lay off plays. 
It's unprofessional.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 20, 2011, 01:50:20 PM
You should never lay off plays. 
It's unprofessional.

I can afford to be selective.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2011, 02:09:21 PM
I can afford to be selective.

That's an elitist attitude and no way to win as a team.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 20, 2011, 05:18:06 PM
That's an elitist attitude and no way to win as a team.
The Creed does not apply to me.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Ogre on September 22, 2011, 01:46:28 PM
Schou went on to say that the only real demand for redheaded semen comes from Ireland, where it sells "like hot cakes".

I can tell when I'm not wanted.  Screw you guys, I'm going to Ireland!
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 22, 2011, 01:47:50 PM
Sperm and selling like hot cakes just doesn't belong in the same sentence.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: Saniflush on September 22, 2011, 02:00:48 PM
I can tell when I'm not wanted.  Screw you guys, I'm going to Ireland!

You know Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: AUJarhead on September 22, 2011, 02:35:55 PM
You know Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.

Imagine if Ted Roof coached defense for their national soccer team.
Title: Re: I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 22, 2011, 04:54:56 PM
(http://www.damnlol.com/watermarked/4c74da121b0fb8f6fec2baf2522f797f.jpg)