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Title: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 13, 2011, 06:29:27 PM
I did, and damn near wrecked my car from laughing too hard.

Apparently, he was reading a thread on another board about shane from centerpoint allegedly getting a press pass for this years Iron Bowl. He read a post from someone named "sold my soul to saban" who asked if this pass would be good for his iron lung as well (not the exact wording in the post, but close).

I was laughing so hard that I had fucking tears in my eyes! It was THE.MOST.BRILLIANT.POST.EVER!

Kudos to "sold my soul to saban" - whoever you may be. Today, you became my #1 hero of the internet!
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: AWK on September 13, 2011, 06:40:02 PM
I did, and damn near wrecked my car from laughing too hard.

Apparently, he was reading a thread on another board about shane from centerpoint allegedly getting a press pass for this years Iron Bowl. He read a post from someone named "sold my soul to saban" who asked if this pass would be good for his iron lung as well (not the exact wording in the post, but close).

I was laughing so hard that I had fucking tears in my eyes! It was THE.MOST.BRILLIANT.POST.EVER!

Kudos to "sold my soul to saban" - whoever you may be. Today, you became my #1 hero of the internet!
He is on this board.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: chinook on September 13, 2011, 06:41:17 PM
He is on this board.

pale rider?
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 13, 2011, 07:33:58 PM
pale rider?
He is not the droid you seek.

Batman's identity can never be revealed, except by Batman himself.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: chinook on September 13, 2011, 08:04:50 PM
He is not the droid you seek.

Batman's identity can never be revealed, except by Batman himself.

killjoy.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Kaos on September 13, 2011, 09:17:59 PM
Our own people are idiot sheep. 

Quote
From dchammer30013 on auburneagle.com
The fringe that would make a comment like that obviously do not understand the Auburn Creed and do not understand what it means to be an Auburn Man or Woman.


I've reached the point where I want to excommunicate anyone who mentions the Creed or determines how "Auburn men and women" are supposed to act. 

Fuck this douche. 

I didn't wish cancer on Shane, but that motherfucker spent so much of his life spreading poison is it any wonder that poison came home to roost?  Am I supposed to gush sympathy for a cancerous motherfucker who devoted his entire existence to tearing down something I love with great passion?  Nope.  Fuck him. 

And fuck anybody who tells me I'm wrong for not giving a plastic shit in a crack pipe what happens to him.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 13, 2011, 09:41:44 PM
Our own people are idiot sheep. 
 

I've reached the point where I want to excommunicate anyone who mentions the Creed or determines how "Auburn men and women" are supposed to act. 

Fuck this douche. 

I didn't wish cancer on Shane, but that motherfucker spent so much of his life spreading poison is it any wonder that poison came home to roost?  Am I supposed to gush sympathy for a cancerous motherfucker who devoted his entire existence to tearing down something I love with great passion?  Nope.  Fuck him. 

And fuck anybody who tells me I'm wrong for not giving a plastic shit in a crack pipe what happens to him.

Looks like someone's trying to be quoted on Finebaum. 
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Kaos on September 13, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
Looks like someone's trying to be quoted on Finebaum.

I've  been quoted by better than him. 
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 13, 2011, 09:57:37 PM
Our own people are idiot sheep. 
 

I've reached the point where I want to excommunicate anyone who mentions the Creed or determines how "Auburn men and women" are supposed to act. 

Fuck this douche. 

I didn't wish cancer on Shane, but that motherfucker spent so much of his life spreading poison is it any wonder that poison came home to roost?  Am I supposed to gush sympathy for a cancerous motherfucker who devoted his entire existence to tearing down something I love with great passion?  Nope.  Fuck him. 

And fuck anybody who tells me I'm wrong for not giving a plastic shit in a crack pipe what happens to him.
My sentiments exactly.

We seem to be overrun with pussies who think the best course of action against people like shane and paaaawl is to stick our head in the sand and take it. Fuck that! The best defense is a good offense, and the past 10 months have shown us what happens when we choose to remain silent when attacked.

I say light these motherfuckers up; hit them with shit so dark and creepy that they have nightmares for 10 years after reading it. You don't pet a rabid dog, and we shouldn't take this approach with these pricks. After the shit they've started against us, nothing is off limits as far as I'm concerned.

I'm searching for a skeleton in order to duplicate the "Have you picture taken with the Bear" setup one of our fans have at their tailgate. I'm going to add my own touch to it by putting a lawn chair beside Bear's with a sign that reads "Reserved for Shane Corn".
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Kaos on September 13, 2011, 10:06:11 PM
http://www.halloweeneffects.us/Realistic_Skeleton_78_p/24257g.htm

Ask and you shall receive.

I'm a Halloween fanatic.  I know where the bones are. 
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: wesfau2 on September 13, 2011, 10:35:13 PM
Heard it and lauuuuuughed my ass off.

The most disgusting part of the show was the revisionist history (started by Pawwwwwl, and perpetuated by his mouth-breathing sycophants) that stated that Pawwwwwl was the staunchest defender of Auburn and Cam last season.

He was a moderating voice in the media noise, but he stopped way fucking short of defending Auburn and Cam.

He is so fucking butthurt over the refusal of Jacobs to defend him against the complaining emails.  You could hear him practically in tears over it today.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 13, 2011, 10:48:46 PM
Heard it and lauuuuuughed my ass off.

The most disgusting part of the show was the revisionist history (started by Pawwwwwl, and perpetuated by his mouth-breathing sycophants) that stated that Pawwwwwl was the staunchest defender of Auburn and Cam last season.

He was a moderating voice in the media noise, but he stopped way fucking short of defending Auburn and Cam.

He is so fucking butthurt over the refusal of Jacobs to defend him against the complaining emails.  You could hear him practically in tears over it today.

Didn't Paul say a few weeks ago that Mal Moore and Nick Saban have treated him exponentially better than the people at Auburn have treated him?

I want to say that I heard that. 

I'd search the podcasts, but fuck that shit.  I'm just going to go ahead and believe it.  Maybe create an entire website perpetuating it.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 13, 2011, 10:51:33 PM
Hahaha...funny stuff.  Kudros to the seller of the soul.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: The Prowler on September 13, 2011, 11:29:26 PM
Looks like someone's trying to be quoted on Finebaum.
Busted, lol.

I don't know, something tells me that's how he truly feels.


As for me? I don't care, talk about Auburn all you want shane....just keep Auburn on your mind, let Auburn University sink deep into your thoughts....God's Country....God's LOVE for Auburn Football....The Auburn Creed....The Auburn Family....Coach Gene Chizik, Coach Malzahn, Coach Pat Dye, Jay Jacobs, Chette Williams, Cameron Newton, Cecil Newton....Coach Trooper Taylor. Let all of that fill your lungs...Toomer's Corner, Tiger Walk, Bingo Halls, ATM Machines, $180,000....SEC Championship....BCS National Championship....A Real Heisman.....T. Bell killing uat's shot at beating Auburn, Coach Chizik and Coach Troop laughing at the National Championship Ceremony...Coach Chizik in his leather jacket.

Let those images help you sleep at night Shane.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 14, 2011, 12:51:08 AM
Fuck Shane!  I feel really bad for the cancer that caught him.   
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: The Prowler on September 14, 2011, 06:55:45 AM
I'm searching for a skeleton in order to duplicate the "Have you picture taken with the Bear" setup one of our fans have at their tailgate. I'm going to add my own touch to it by putting a lawn chair beside Bear's with a sign that reads "Reserved for Shane Corn".

"hey Coach Troop...*snort*...did you hear...*snort*...did you hear...cancer has shane....and...*snort*....SHANE'S LAST NAME IS CORN!!!!"
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIFq6zQbMmxXyLfsU4KWHvdm1VUEhn4v-umVOelSwoEVZX-Rak)
BWAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: No Huddle on September 14, 2011, 08:54:02 AM
Never listen to F-bomb. Just can't do it.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: AUJarhead on September 14, 2011, 09:02:39 AM
I hope that cock stain dies before January, so the National Champion for that fucks last breath is Auburn.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 14, 2011, 09:03:48 AM
I hope that cock stain dies before January, so the National Champion for that fucks last breath is Auburn.

Personally, I hope it's in February, so the BCS champion for that fuck's last breath is Auburn.
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2011, 09:29:04 AM
True Auburn men and women would never talk this way.  The Creed is something we should all....

Wait...what site is this?
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2011, 09:37:43 AM
True Auburn men and women would never talk this way.  The Creed is something we should all....

Wait...what site is this?

Lovelly
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: Saniflush on September 14, 2011, 09:44:26 AM
True Auburn men and women would never talk this way.  The Creed is something we should all....

Wait...what site is this?

Doesn't it say something about sucking cock?
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: chinook on September 14, 2011, 09:54:08 AM
Doesn't it say something about sucking cock?

my girlfriend must have overlooked that part.   

but i see what you did there. 
Title: Re: Did anyone listen to Finebaum today?
Post by: ssgaufan on September 14, 2011, 10:01:08 AM
my girlfriend must have overlooked that part.   

but i see what you did there.

There's a couple of people on here that didn't overlook it though.