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Title: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Saniflush on May 13, 2008, 10:58:40 AM
   For those who do not know me let me preface this by saying I usually have a way of walking into situations that in the end get me in trouble. 
   That being said, I was invited to spend the morning with a group of 30 or so individuals to discuss how to improve Douglas County’s overall labor pool.  This is put on by the chamber of commerce with people on the panel from the Douglas County school system, Atlanta regional commission, Georgia department of labor, and a couple of local technical schools.
   Douglas County has apparently hooked into some really sweet gubment money that is allowing them to start a program to encourage kids to move into vocational training.  (this is a good thing in my opinion)  The problem here is that like most things they have idiots who have no real world experience trying to develop a curriculum and implement a program.
   When asked my opinion of where the general workforce shortcomings were I made the statement that the “basic mathematic skill sets were not being taught by the school system”.  This obviously ruffled some feathers and put one lady in particular on the defensive.  I then proceeded to tell her that “most of the people under 45 who walk in our door seeking employment cannot tell what 1/8 + 3/16 equals”. 
   She immediately starts writing on a piece of paper in front of her, while emphatically discounting my data and telling me that she “herself is a product of the Douglas county school system”.  After about 20 seconds she proceeds to tell me that the answer to my question is 1/4.  I honestly thought she was kidding.  Needless to say the two members of the Douglas board of education were mortified. (It is unclear if their shock was over this lady getting the wrong answer or if they were scared they would be asked as well?  I think the latter.) 
   I am suspecting that I will not be asked to attend any of these functions in the future.
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: AWK on May 13, 2008, 11:10:42 AM
   For those who do not know me let me preface this by saying I usually have a way of walking into situations that in the end get me in trouble. 
   That being said, I was invited to spend the morning with a group of 30 or so individuals to discuss how to improve Douglas County’s overall labor pool.  This is put on by the chamber of commerce with people on the panel from the Douglas County school system, Atlanta regional commission, Georgia department of labor, and a couple of local technical schools.
   Douglas County has apparently hooked into some really sweet gubment money that is allowing them to start a program to encourage kids to move into vocational training.  (this is a good thing in my opinion)  The problem here is that like most things they have idiots who have no real world experience trying to develop a curriculum and implement a program.
   When asked my opinion of where the general workforce shortcomings were I made the statement that the “basic mathematic skill sets were not being taught by the school system”.  This obviously ruffled some feathers and put one lady in particular on the defensive.  I then proceeded to tell her that “most of the people under 45 who walk in our door seeking employment cannot tell what 1/8 + 3/16 equals”. 
   She immediately starts writing on a piece of paper in front of her, while emphatically discounting my data and telling me that she “herself is a product of the Douglas county school system”.  After about 20 seconds she proceeds to tell me that the answer to my question is 1/4.  I honestly thought she was kidding.  Needless to say the two members of the Douglas board of education were mortified. (It is unclear if their shock was over this lady getting the wrong answer or if they were scared they would be asked as well?  I think the latter.) 
   I am suspecting that I will not be asked to attend any of these functions in the future.

You should have continued on to explain that the math skills do miracles by helipng future strippers count their moneys.
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2008, 11:18:09 AM
It's not 1/4?
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Saniflush on May 13, 2008, 11:20:06 AM
It's not 1/4?

Sit down counselor.
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: GarMan on May 13, 2008, 11:21:47 AM
You should have continued on to explain that the math skills do miracles by helipng future strippers count their moneys.

And let's not forget the maff skeelz necessary in the manufacture and distribution of crack and meth.  Anybody can take a pinch of weed and drop it into a bag, but it takes an edimification to use a scale and read nUmBerZ.  

You hit the nail right on the head with those clowns.  That's good stuff.  I hope that you corrected her in front of everyone too.  

BTW, I bet she's a Barack supporter.  "I've been to 57 states and have one more to go...  Alaska and Hawaii."  
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2008, 11:30:13 AM
As one very scholarly gentleman told me several years ago...."I ain't votin' fo none a dem politicians til' they start schoolifyin' our chidren."

He was right and it's something I look at first and foremost when I consider any candidate running for public office.
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Saniflush on May 13, 2008, 11:32:42 AM
  You hit the nail right on the head with those clowns.  That's good stuff.  I hope that you corrected her in front of everyone too. 

BTW, I bet she's a Barack supporter.  "I've been to 57 states and have one more to go...  Alaska and Hawaii." 

I didn't have to.  As soon as she saw the look on everyone else's face she knew she had fucked up.

Mid thirties black female with a lacking education.  I would say it is a solid bet.
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2008, 11:47:34 AM
It's not 1/4?
Come on...everybody knows the answer is 2.5/8
sheesh
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2008, 11:59:18 AM
Come on...everybody knows the answer is 2.5/8
sheesh
Show off little bitch
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 13, 2008, 01:16:18 PM
Common demonimators are the devils frien
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Saniflush on May 13, 2008, 01:19:27 PM
Common demonimators are the devils frien

She ain't exactly what chu call ...college material.
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Tiger Six on May 13, 2008, 01:57:12 PM
Is the answer True?
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2008, 02:06:07 PM
Is the answer True?

I said "Brown"
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Saniflush on May 13, 2008, 02:07:35 PM
I said "Brown"

What are they doing for me?
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Tarheel on May 13, 2008, 02:09:45 PM
   For those who do not know me let me preface this by saying I usually have a way of walking into situations that in the end get me in trouble. 
   That being said, I was invited to spend the morning with a group of 30 or so individuals to discuss how to improve Douglas County’s overall labor pool.  This is put on by the chamber of commerce with people on the panel from the Douglas County school system, Atlanta regional commission, Georgia department of labor, and a couple of local technical schools.
   Douglas County has apparently hooked into some really sweet gubment money that is allowing them to start a program to encourage kids to move into vocational training.  (this is a good thing in my opinion)  The problem here is that like most things they have idiots who have no real world experience trying to develop a curriculum and implement a program.
   When asked my opinion of where the general workforce shortcomings were I made the statement that the “basic mathematic skill sets were not being taught by the school system”.  This obviously ruffled some feathers and put one lady in particular on the defensive.  I then proceeded to tell her that “most of the people under 45 who walk in our door seeking employment cannot tell what 1/8 + 3/16 equals”. 
   She immediately starts writing on a piece of paper in front of her, while emphatically discounting my data and telling me that she “herself is a product of the Douglas county school system”.  After about 20 seconds she proceeds to tell me that the answer to my question is 1/4.  I honestly thought she was kidding.  Needless to say the two members of the Douglas board of education were mortified. (It is unclear if their shock was over this lady getting the wrong answer or if they were scared they would be asked as well?  I think the latter.) 
   I am suspecting that I will not be asked to attend any of these functions in the future.

High comedy there Sani...apart from Clayton it could not have happened in a worse county IMO.  (For those who don't live in metro Atlanta, Clayton County Schools are on the verge of losing accreditation from the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools.)
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 13, 2008, 02:14:35 PM
Is the answer True?
Isn't it close to lights out, soldier?
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Tiger Six on May 13, 2008, 03:23:59 PM
Isn't it close to lights out, soldier?
Not when you have your own Containerized Housing Unit and don't have to be up for another 7 hours.  It's only 10:24 over here!
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: BLS on May 13, 2008, 03:34:06 PM
High comedy there Sani...apart from Clayton it could not have happened in a worse county IMO.  (For those who don't live in metro Atlanta, Clayton County Schools are on the verge of losing accreditation from the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools.)


SACS,
 you guys give the Atlanta area schools some pointers. 

   :s&m:

   

   :box:


 


Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: AWK on May 13, 2008, 05:37:32 PM

SACS,
 you guys give the Atlanta area schools some pointers. 

   :s&m:

   

   :box:


 



I've got a sac for you.  (Where the fuck is the teabag emoticon?)
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Tarheel on May 13, 2008, 06:01:15 PM
I've got a sac for you.  (Where the fuck is the teabag emoticon?)

Look out AWK; you're setting yourself up for another homosexual reference from GarMan.
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: GarMan on May 13, 2008, 06:08:15 PM
I've got a sac for you.  (Where the fuck is the teabag emoticon?)

Not again...  Have you no shame?   :puke:
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: AWK on May 13, 2008, 07:01:08 PM
Not again...  Have you no shame?   :puke:
Teabagging isnt gay, but I guess you old timers wouldn't know that.
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Tarheel on May 13, 2008, 07:50:44 PM
Teabagging isnt gay, but I guess you old timers wouldn't know that.

:bugs:
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: fred on May 13, 2008, 11:16:04 PM
Snobby barners think they're so much smarter than everybody else.
Math is for fags.
The only number I need to know is 12!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: GarMan on May 13, 2008, 11:40:47 PM
Teabagging isnt gay, but I guess you old timers wouldn't know that.

Um...  Didn't you just offer/promise/proposition your "sac" to another man?  Sorry Pal.  That's gay.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: AWK on May 14, 2008, 01:13:49 AM
Um...  Didn't you just offer/promise/proposition your "sac" to another man?  Sorry Pal.  That's gay.   :thumbsup:
Actually, well never mind.  You could turn a guy and a girl having sex into some gay reference. 
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2008, 08:48:15 AM
Snobby barners think they're so much smarter than everybody else.
Math is for fags.
The only number I need to know is 12!!!!!!!
And you count all 12 of your teefs every morning, no?
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: GarMan on May 14, 2008, 10:29:37 AM
You could turn a guy and a girl having sex into some gay reference. 

Well, that depends...  Are they just having straight sex?   

If she's fisting him, I would probably consider that gay.   :puke:
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2008, 12:07:38 PM
Well, that depends...  Are they just having straight sex?   

If she's fisting him, I would probably consider that gay.   :puke:
What if there was a cup involved?
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: AWK on May 14, 2008, 12:20:19 PM
Well, that depends...  Are they just having straight sex?   

If she's fisting him, I would probably consider that gay.   :puke:
What was it like growing up with two dads?
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: GarMan on May 14, 2008, 12:31:39 PM
What if there was a cup involved?

Now, that's just sick...
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: AWK on May 14, 2008, 12:33:08 PM
Now, that's just sick...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: GarMan on May 14, 2008, 12:34:50 PM
What was it like growing up with two dads?

It's probably a lot like growing up with two moms.  How did that work out for you?  
Title: Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
Post by: AWK on May 14, 2008, 12:39:18 PM
It's probably a lot like growing up with two moms.  How did that work out for you?  
See video posted above.