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Title: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: BhamLawyer on September 08, 2011, 12:44:35 PM: I realize some links are liked on message boards, but this is too damn funny not to post:
http://thetideandtiger.blogspot.com/2011/09/tide-and-tiger-presents-bammer-of-week.html
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Kaos on September 08, 2011, 12:56:31 PM: Quote from: BhamLawyer on September 08, 2011, 12:44:35 PM
I realize some links are liked on message boards, but this is too damn funny not to post:
http://thetideandtiger.blogspot.com/2011/09/tide-and-tiger-presents-bammer-of-week.html

Eat a dick, fucknose.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: BhamLawyer on September 08, 2011, 12:59:17 PM: Why - do you wear jorts?
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 01:00:20 PM: Quote from: BhamLawyer on September 08, 2011, 12:59:17 PM
Why - do you wear jorts?

I do. But I look damn good in them.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: chinook on September 08, 2011, 01:48:33 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 01:00:20 PM
I do. But I look damn good in them.

and his balls don't hang out either.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 08, 2011, 01:57:58 PM: Quote from: nookie on September 08, 2011, 01:48:33 PM
and his balls don't hang out either.

Well, that's because he's not in possession of them.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 01:58:54 PM: Quote from: nookie on September 08, 2011, 01:48:33 PM
and his balls don't hang out either.

Well duh, jorts are so long that there's no way that.....wait, I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: AUChizad on September 08, 2011, 02:28:06 PM: It's obvious that this is your blog, because it's not as hilarious as you claimed.

If you're going to do that, at least copy & paste the contents of whatever you're posting so we can judge for ourselves if we want to click your link and it doesn't just come across as an obvious ploy for traffic.

(http://nintendorks.com/media/8/20080708-MoreYouKnow.jpg)
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2011, 02:31:08 PM: Also...you should at least start out with claims of cheap online Viagra if you want any traffic from this bunch.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 02:33:37 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2011, 02:31:08 PM
Also...you should at least start out with claims of cheap online Viagra if you want any traffic from this bunch.

Werd. A few scantily clad models showing partial nipple would spice that ad up too.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 08, 2011, 02:34:58 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on September 08, 2011, 01:57:58 PM
Well, that's because he's not in possession of them.
:muttley:
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: JR4AU on September 08, 2011, 02:37:56 PM: Quote from: Kaos on September 08, 2011, 12:56:31 PM
Eat a dick, fucknose.

I'm compelled to ask...what is a fucknose?
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2011, 02:42:04 PM: Quote from: JR4AU on September 08, 2011, 02:37:56 PM
I'm compelled to ask...what is a fucknose?

Nostrils the size of a gaping vajayjay. Double your pleasure and all that...
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2011, 02:45:44 PM: Quote from: BhamLawyer on September 08, 2011, 12:44:35 PM
I realize some links are liked on message boards, but this is too damn funny not to post:
http://thetideandtiger.blogspot.com/2011/09/tide-and-tiger-presents-bammer-of-week.html

I know, Timmy! Why don't you create a new account with a different screen name! Then the grownups won't cotton to the fact that you are the douche formerly known as BigBluewhateverthefuck and you can get lotz and lotz of blog hits!!! OMG U R sew smartz!!

Now fuck off, you dweeby little troll.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 02:47:29 PM: So, are you guys saying he's not a lawyer?
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: JR4AU on September 08, 2011, 02:54:00 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 02:47:29 PM
So, are you guys saying he's not a lawyer?

Are you gonna claim him?
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 02:55:37 PM: Quote from: JR4AU on September 08, 2011, 02:54:00 PM
Are you gonna claim him?

I'm shocked and awed.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 08, 2011, 03:04:25 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 02:55:37 PM
I'm shocked and awed.

You're shawed.
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: JR4AU on September 08, 2011, 03:09:11 PM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 08, 2011, 03:04:25 PM
You're shawed.

He sharted?
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 08, 2011, 03:30:48 PM: Quote from: JR4AU on September 08, 2011, 03:09:11 PM
He sharted?

(http://troll.me/images/misc-corrupted-husband/honey-you-realise-you-just-sharted-all-over-my-chest-while-we-made-love-yes-i-do-babe-and-not-a-single-fuk-was-given.jpg)
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2011, 03:56:43 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 02:47:29 PM
So, are you guys saying he's not a lawyer?
with the firm Dewey, Fleecem and Howe
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: DnATL on September 08, 2011, 06:58:49 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2011, 02:47:29 PM
So, are you guys saying he's not a lawyer?
Certainly not one that cares
Title: Re: Bammer of the Week - Jort Edition!
Post by: Kaos on September 08, 2011, 09:50:03 PM: http://www.auburneagle.com/WEAForum/index.php?PHPSESSID=f48141562cc977acabeab1a1d53f0b39&topic=38020.0

:haha:

Douche is spamming other boards too.

Fuck this clown by any name.