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Title: Special Møøse Effects by OLAF PROT
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2011, 11:42:12 AM
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=140280294 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=140280294)

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Seemingly Drunk Swedish Moose Found Stuck In Tree

by The Associated Press
A seemingly intoxicated moose is discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede in Goteborg, Sweden late Tuesday Sept. 6 2011. Per Johansson, 45, says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.
Associated Press

STOCKHOLM September 8, 2011, 10:39 am ET

Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.

With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.

But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson's garden, where she was still resting Thursday.

Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or "half-stupid."
Title: Re: Special Møøse Effects by OLAF PROT
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2011, 12:28:30 PM
A moose once bit my sister.
Title: Re: Special Møøse Effects by OLAF PROT
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 08, 2011, 01:01:45 PM
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Motivational%20-%20Mooseknuckle.jpg)
Title: Re: Special Møøse Effects by OLAF PROT
Post by: Saniflush on September 08, 2011, 01:13:07 PM
A moose once bit my sister.

No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies:  "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
Title: Re: Special Møøse Effects by OLAF PROT
Post by: AUJarhead on September 08, 2011, 01:28:34 PM
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
Title: Re: Special Møøse Effects by OLAF PROT
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 08, 2011, 01:33:39 PM
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
Title: Re: Special Møøse Effects by OLAF PROT
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2011, 01:35:07 PM
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

Title: Re: Special Møøse Effects by OLAF PROT
Post by: DnATL on September 08, 2011, 11:32:05 PM
And you thought you could only get Moosehead in Canada............