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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: BLS on May 08, 2008, 06:19:00 PM

Title: Quote's that lead to trouble
Post by: BLS on May 08, 2008, 06:19:00 PM: here are two of my favorites that I've seen lead to some funny ass shit.

'' whats the worse that could happen? ''

'' hey man, hold my beer ''
Title: Re: Quote's that lead to trouble
Post by: Ogre on May 08, 2008, 06:24:49 PM: "It's ok, I've done this a thousand times."

"Just the tip. I promise."

"It's all good, she's on the pill."
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2008, 08:08:09 PM: Come on Sumbitch, take a swing....right here.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 08, 2008, 08:10:36 PM: " Hey dude, watch this shit!"
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Post by: The Prowler on May 08, 2008, 10:25:06 PM: "Squeal like a Pig!!!!!"

"The NC Double Assholes ain't got shit on us, Nashinul Champiuns this year, we is back."
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Post by: AWK on May 09, 2008, 03:02:18 AM: "One more shot won't hurt"

"She could be pretty"
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Post by: Saniflush on May 09, 2008, 08:08:31 AM: "I can drink her pretty"

"I dare you to hit me"
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Post by: Ogre on May 09, 2008, 08:41:40 AM: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I love you."
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Post by: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2008, 08:42:59 AM: "Yes that dress makes you look fat"

"Sure, I would re-marry if you die"
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Post by: ssgaufan on May 09, 2008, 10:20:54 AM: "Can your friend join us?"

"Yes, I think your sister is attractive."
Title: Re: Quote's that lead to trouble
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 09, 2008, 10:26:22 AM: Quote from: ssgaufan on May 09, 2008, 10:20:54 AM
"Can your friend join us?"

"Yes, I think your sister is attractive."

and even worse...

"Yes, I think your sister is hot...can she join us"
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 09, 2008, 01:40:46 PM: "This field goal kicker hasn't missed one since 2004!"

"Nobody misses putts that short."
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Post by: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2008, 01:49:03 PM: "This guy just doesn't throw interceptions"

"I wonder what will happen if I..."
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Post by: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2008, 01:51:10 PM: "Don't worry, I'm on the pill."
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Post by: ssgaufan on May 09, 2008, 02:08:23 PM: "Let's play LA Monroe this year"

"Let's hire Nick Saban"
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Post by: El Guapo on May 09, 2008, 02:53:51 PM: "Nah dude, it's cool... Just cover your balls."

"What's the age of consent?"
Title: Re: Quote's that lead to trouble
Post by: BLS on May 09, 2008, 03:01:16 PM: Quote from: ssgaufan on May 09, 2008, 02:08:23 PM
"Let's play LA Monroe this year"

"Let's hire Nick Saban"

''Let's go duck hunting instead''

''How about a plane ride?''
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Post by: Snaggletiger on May 09, 2008, 03:09:46 PM: Go ahead, arrest me and I'll kick the shit out of your car windows, bitch....ATTICA...ATTICA..
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Post by: BLS on May 09, 2008, 03:23:06 PM: '' if you'll step through that door right there''

''was it good for you too?''
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2008, 09:19:24 PM: "You're just like your damn mother"
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Post by: BLS on May 09, 2008, 09:54:15 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2008, 09:19:24 PM
"You're just like your damn mother"

Oh damn, that shit is fucking TABOO!!
Title: Re: Quote's that lead to trouble
Post by: Jumbo on May 10, 2008, 02:39:50 AM: Did you come?
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 10, 2008, 11:42:30 AM: To the womens:

"Whatever's fine with me, honey"

"Is this really that important?"

"Get over it"

(After sex) - "Thank you"

For the footballs:

"190 Straight! We DON'T Miss!" - This was the actual poster we had at the 2004 LSU-Auburn game. It was promptly torn up after we missed the first PAT.

"Brandon Cox was the best QB in the Southeast coming out of high school."