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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 29, 2011, 02:55:15 PM

Title: The stupid things I've heard today...
Post by: Kaos on August 29, 2011, 02:55:15 PM
From a dirt-caked construction-type wearing a grimy bama visor who had been working on a hotel going up near the restaurant he was befouling:
"Aubren knows something's up with that Newton stuff.  That's why they won't put his statue up thar. Statues was s'posed to be up by now, but they ain't, is they?"

From a salesman:
"There may not be stuff in the bingo trial, but I think they just got that confused.  It's Bobby Lowder's trial where it's all going to come out.  They just confused the trials, that's all."

From an idiot caller to Arute and Leach:
"I don't care if Auburn wins a single game, the only game that matters to me -- and I'm speaking for all Auburn fans -- is Alabama. If we beat them, the season's made." 

From the boy who fills up the drink machine at the office:
"You can bank on Danny Sheridan.  You don't bet against that man.  That's how he makes his living.  I don't want nothin' to happen to Aubren, but if he says it, it's true."
Title: Re: The stupid things I've heard today...
Post by: GH2001 on August 29, 2011, 02:57:56 PM


From the boy who fills up the drink machine at the office:
"You can bank on Danny Sheridan.  You don't bet against that man.  That's how he makes his living.  I don't want nothin' to happen to Aubren, but if he says it, it's true."

Did you ask him what he thinks about Albert Means?
Title: Re: The stupid things I've heard today...
Post by: Kaos on August 29, 2011, 02:59:46 PM
Did you ask him what he thinks about Albert Means?

I don't talk to soft drink jockeys.  He was telling it to a girl who works here who is an Auburn fan.  I think that was his best attempt at "playful banter" because he has wood for her. 
Title: Re: The stupid things I've heard today...
Post by: Saniflush on August 29, 2011, 03:14:29 PM
I don't talk to soft drink jockeys.  He was telling it to a girl who works here who is an Auburn fan.  I think that was his best attempt at "playful banter" because he has wood for her.

Pictures?
Title: Re: The stupid things I've heard today...
Post by: Kaos on August 29, 2011, 03:17:27 PM
Pictures?

He's a bammer soft drink vendor. 

Trust me, it's not worth it. 
Title: Re: The stupid things I've heard today...
Post by: Saniflush on August 29, 2011, 03:19:08 PM
He's a bammer soft drink vendor. 

Trust me, it's not worth it.

I meant her.  Hence the highlighting.
Title: Re: The stupid things I've heard today...
Post by: Kaos on August 29, 2011, 03:36:47 PM
I meant her.  Hence the highlighting.

She's married and being pursued by a bammer soft drink vendor.   

I know what you meant.  Not worth it.