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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: chinook on August 29, 2011, 01:52:39 PM

Title: scooterblack87...
Post by: chinook on August 29, 2011, 01:52:39 PM
...don't be a pussy. 

post.  use plenty of emoticons. 

 
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2011, 02:29:02 PM
What are you selling?  Do you know Jim? 
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Post by: Saniflush on August 29, 2011, 02:35:14 PM
What are you selling?  Do you know Jim?

I hope it's modular housing.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 29, 2011, 02:36:59 PM
What are you selling?  Do you know Jim?

If you do know Jim tell him if he wants my next easy payment of $19.95 he better have a bedazzler on my doorstep, sharpish!
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: AUsweetheart on August 29, 2011, 02:39:21 PM
I hope it's modular housing.

Not me. Some folks has got to work.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: GH2001 on August 29, 2011, 02:43:39 PM
I like red scooters personally. Do you have those or is black the only color? I like the 50cc model since gas is high. I would prefer something newer than an 87 model though. Have you seen Jim by any chance? I am still looking for the custom anal beads I ordered. I haven't received shipment yet. Jim, is that you?
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2011, 02:47:00 PM
I like red scooters personally. Do you have those or is black the only color? I like the 50cc model since gas is high. I would prefer something newer than an 87 model though. Have you seen Jim by any chance? I am still looking for the custom anal beads I ordered. I haven't received shipment yet. Jim, is that you?

You'd better have nookie overnight those.  I have a feeling that Jim scammed us.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: DnATL on August 29, 2011, 03:21:45 PM
If his dog is a scooter, it will be scooter red after it gets initiated by Jumbo
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: chinook on August 29, 2011, 10:22:01 PM
hey guys, scooter was my roomate back in the day at auburn. math major.  scooter is a paraplegic.  if you were on campus back in 91 - 95 you might of saw him on his scooter, hence the moniker.  his dad was part of the '87 stars and stripes crew that brought back the america cup to the states.  he's got a black dog named Marty.  i invited him about a year ago and he just signed up a month ago.

Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2011, 10:53:42 PM
So, he won't be able to get Jim to finish making my dreamcatcher, or sell us some cheap online viagra?
How disappointing.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 08:56:25 AM
hey guys, scooter was my roomate back in the day at auburn. math major.  scooter is a paraplegic.  if you were on campus back in 91 - 95 you might of saw him on his scooter, hence the moniker.  his dad was part of the '87 stars and stripes crew that brought back the america cup to the states.  he's got a black dog named Marty.  i invited him about a year ago and he just signed up a month ago.

Math major?  Nerd.

Now get to posting, biatch.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2011, 10:08:52 AM
hey guys, scooter was my roomate back in the day at auburn. math major.  scooter is a paraplegic.  if you were on campus back in 91 - 95 you might of saw him on his scooter, hence the moniker.  his dad was part of the '87 stars and stripes crew that brought back the america cup to the states.  he's got a black dog named Marty.  i invited him about a year ago and he just signed up a month ago.

Damn I bet he gets all the hot deals from you.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: djsimp on August 30, 2011, 10:17:22 AM
Actually, I think scooterblack is here to steal all of our white women.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2011, 10:19:33 AM
Actually, I think scooterblack is here to steal all of our white women.

We have white women?
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: djsimp on August 30, 2011, 10:39:52 AM
We have white women?

Sure we do. TW, AWK and Vandy Vol.
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Post by: Vandy Vol on August 30, 2011, 11:02:46 AM
Sure we do. TW, AWK and Vandy Vol.

HEY!

I'm a hermaphrodite, and you best not forget it.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Token on August 31, 2011, 12:16:37 AM
hey guys, scooter was my roomate back in the day at auburn. math major.  scooter is a paraplegic.  if you were on campus back in 91 - 95 you might of saw him on his scooter, hence the moniker.  his dad was part of the '87 stars and stripes crew that brought back the america cup to the states.  he's got a black dog named Marty.  i invited him about a year ago and he just signed up a month ago.

I guess that explains why he's always viewing the concourse late at night.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2011, 12:23:18 AM
Sure we do. TW, AWK and Vandy Vol.
Decent hustle...there might be hope for you yet.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: chinook on August 31, 2011, 12:44:48 AM
scoot...i see you lurking.   tell the gang how you became a paraplegic.  they'll get a kick out of the story. 
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 31, 2011, 12:55:40 AM
scoot...i see you lurking.   tell the gang how you became a paraplegic.  they'll get a kick out off the story.

Am I an asshole, or do I see a punch line coming?
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Saniflush on August 31, 2011, 07:24:27 AM
Am I an asshole, or do I see a punch line coming?

You see a donkey punch coming.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: djsimp on August 31, 2011, 08:31:52 AM
Decent hustle...there might be hope for you yet.

I think wes hacked your account.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: AUJarhead on August 31, 2011, 08:37:42 AM
You see a donkey punch coming.

But if you see it coming, is it still a Donkey Punch?
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 31, 2011, 10:08:06 AM
Am I an asshole, or do I see a punch line coming?

Pretty much.
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 31, 2011, 10:56:30 PM
Pretty much.

(http://sevendayfool.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/asshole.jpg)
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 01, 2011, 12:05:04 AM
(http://sevendayfool.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/asshole.jpg)

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: scooterblack87...
Post by: djsimp on September 01, 2011, 12:46:29 AM
:thumsup:

He is finding his honesty.