I started this thread for all the extra bullshit anyone wants to throw out there... so for the love of Pete, please do as AUTR asks and post only your picks in the main thread. Follow the format, dammit.
Y'all best be getting wid it iffin you gonna play. Not too many participants so far. Guess y'all are just afraid you're gonna to lose to a girl. I am gonna take it all this year, bitches...
Yes you are going to take it all. But the Crown is mine.
To be the champ, you gotta beat the champ. I am still enjoying sipping on my Crown from last season...
Yes you are going to take it all. But the Crown is mine.
I started this thread for all the extra bullshit anyone wants to throw out there... so for the love of Pete, please do as AUTR asks and post only your picks in the main thread. Follow the format, dammit.
Y'all best be getting wid it iffin you gonna play. Not too many participants so far. Guess y'all are just afraid you're gonna to lose to a girl. I am gonna take it all this year, bitches...
To be the champ, you gotta beat the champ. I am still enjoying sipping on my Crown from last season...
Guess y'all are just afraid you're gonna to lose to a girl.
You got that part right. It's gonna be this girl.
And Snaggie, I'm saying it now, here in the open. Don't be PMing me in a few weeks begging me for picks. Not gonna happen this year.
Damn, you got a nipple on that bottle?
Danny Sheridan would destroy all of you.He's going to have the best selling Halloween mask this year...#winning
Danny Sheridan would destroy all of you....and he will subject himself to a polygraph test to prove it.
So...do we have results from week 1?
Nookie 60
AUTR 59
AU_Tiger_2000 59
If you want to know how I do it I follow the Danny Sheridan method of flipping a coin and asking random people what they think.
This week's games are tough. Separatin' the men from the boys. In other words, I'll be lookin' down on you bitches after I smoke the field.
Florida State 5
Oklahoma 5
Oklahoma 5
FSU 6
Oklahoma 4
Oklahoma 5
Oklahoma 7
Oklahoma 7
Florida State- 5
Oklahoma 5
Oklahoma 7
Oklahoma 6
bonus game pussies ($ 1 - to uncle sani) actually, awk coined the term but ...
Who coined the term?
Who coined the term?It was Mr. AUTR, not I. I just thoroughly enjoyed it.
bonus game pussiesregarding bonus game pussies... Why 7 points? If you are going to bet that much, why not just go the full 10?
regarding bonus game pussies... Why 7 points? If you are going to bet that much, why not just go the full 10?
Wow, this is the first time in a long time that we have had such a split on the bonus game winner.
I am in no position to talk smack today. My picks are sucking ASS!Seriously.
Show me the money beeshes. Every game right. I hear ice tinkling in the glass before teh Crowns pours over it. I'm slowly inching up out of the middle of the pack to....somewhere around upper...sort of lower middle of the top 1/3....or somewhere in there.
Tinkling?
Never mind....
Oh yeah, and all you POINT WHORES picking bammer.........Shameful!
Show me the money beeshes. Every game right. I hear ice tinkling in the glass before teh Crowns pours over it. I'm slowly inching up out of the middle of the pack to....somewhere around upper...sort of lower middle of the top 1/3....or somewhere in there.
I'll never pick agaisnt us. I may not assign but 1 point on some games, but always an Auburn pick. As for being a points whore....YEDAMNRIIIIGHT.
Yeah, I gave us one against MSU, will more than likely do the same this week.
Tough picks for week 5. I predict the lowest scores for the year are coming up.
Before I start a thread about it, does AUTR realize that UGA and Ole Miss played this past weekend and it's UGA and Miss St this week?
I fixed it. Not sure why i left off the State but it is fixed. A few have already picked Miss state so i quess they figured it out
Glad Pitt/USF wasn't on the board this week. I would have lost those points big time. And why isn't Miami/Bethune-Cookman listed? No love for the Wildcat Marching Band?
http://youtu.be/P4DEvnjR4LE
Fuck assTomouth.
I would have busted 60 easily had I not been a bonus game bitch. Oh well, I'll take 57 points with these games.Fuck off, bammer. (Mandatory post)
Glad Pitt/USF wasn't on the board this week. I would have lost those points big time. And why isn't Miami/Bethune-Cookman listed? No love for the Wildcat Marching Band?
http://youtu.be/P4DEvnjR4LE
Fuck off, bammer. (Mandatory post)no, really.
XXOXOX!!!
FUCK YOU DAN MULLEN!!!!1!!11!!
Did North Carolina win? If so, I had a damn good week.They did; 14-7.
They did; 14-7.I lost Mizzou and Auburn.
I wound up with 57 points this week. Decent enough, but Missouri can kiss my ass.
Lost Auburn and Texas Tech, got a 59. All you who picked Mizzou with their distractions this week are the suxxors!
I believe I only missed Auburn for 1 point. Please to be bowing down in admiration of my massive Crown-pecker.
Yeah, but you still can't show your joy through the clever use of emoticons.
:poke:
The Zooker and my pussiness that kept me from going 10 on Tha U are all that denied my perfect week.
I can't believe what I've seen in the BFTC 8 thread. Glad I don't share a foxhole with some of you fuckers.
This has nothing to do with foxholes.
You can know that you are outnumbered and will probably die and still fight like hell.
It's about the crown that in some peoples hands will be mixed with coke.
and by coke I don't mean the fun kind that will help women have their first bi experience.
So you're going to sell out for a $40 bottle of Crown?
Actually I have a system I am following this year with deviating. If proven successful I will be able to start giving the triple diamond lock of the year every week. I will also be able to find out who the bagman is.
And who all the willing bi experience girls are in Bham. With or without blow.
Actually I have a system I am following this year with deviating. If proven successful I will be able to start giving the triple diamond lock of the year every week. I will also be able to find out who the bagman is.Will you take a lie detector though? I'll bet you seven figures.
I sucked the big on this week. Damn you Tuberville!
Agreed. I never did like Tuberville. Bastard!!!
Mark needs to be flogged this week. Picking between Kentucky and Ole Miss??? Really???
Is there a worse game in all of college football this year? I lost IQ points just trying to think about these two teams. Worse thing is...it'll be the 11:30 game this weekend so that's how we'll get the stellar college game day started. The world will see this as an example of SEC football.
The West coast will still be asleep. Just like the teams playing.
One saving grace. I can see it now, the sideline reporter going up in the stands, "Sir, what do you think about the "Game of the Century" tonight? Got a favorite?"
Let's go down to Holly Rowe who caught up with UK Coach, Joker Phillips coming out for the 2nd half.
"Coach, what does LSU have to do to establish the run game against that vaunted Tide defense tonight?"
Mark needs to be flogged this week. Picking between Kentucky and Ole Miss??? Really???
Is there a worse game in all of college football this year? I lost IQ points just trying to think about these two teams. Worse thing is...it'll be the 11:30 game this weekend so that's how we'll get the stellar college game day started. The world will see this as an example of SEC football.
AH Yes, but the perfect bonus game so far. The picks are about equally split.
-7. Bailiff, wack his pee pee. You didn't refer to it as...THE GREATEST GAME EVER TO BE PLAYED.
Have you reported him to lordsaybinzprocesswatch.com?
Brutal. Thank god for the drop.
I was curious as to the effect of the homer in-state media influence so I checked everyone's LSU/Bama picks, thinking that the Bama residents would favor the tahd more often than not.
Turns out it was pretty even (known AL residents in red):
Fer Bama: Prowler, jmar, Sani, Snaggle, THS, AUT1, Jarhead, Buzz, Iwannaplay, Token (natch), jumbo, MarkC, and JR
A'gin Bama: wreckingball, AUT2000, CCT, GH, wesfau, PCT, barkndog, WE!!, yoda, nookie, Wally, simp, AWK, AUTGR and Wench.
Since I really couldn't find an advantage for one team or the other, I went with the home team. I lost. Frick!!! Otherwise, I wasn't too bad on my picks but the -10 chaffed my inner thighs.
Brutal. Thank god for the drop.
I was curious as to the effect of the homer in-state media influence so I checked everyone's LSU/Bama picks, thinking that the Bama residents would favor the tahd more often than not.
Turns out it was pretty even (known AL residents in red):
Fer Bama: Prowler, jmar, Sani, Snaggle, THS, AUT1, Jarhead, Buzz, Iwannaplay, Token (natch), jumbo, MarkC, and JR
A'gin Bama: wreckingball, AUT2000, CCT, GH, wesfau, PCT, barkndog, WE!!, yoda, nookie, Wally, simp, AWK, AUTGR and Wench.
That is why I went all in with 10. And I cannot bring myself to pick the turds....EVAR!
I am only doing it for the Crown.
The thought of that goodness being mixed with cola makes my skin crawl.
Mine too. Crown mixed with anything sux donkey nuggets.
Brutal. Thank god for the drop.
I was curious as to the effect of the homer in-state media influence so I checked everyone's LSU/Bama picks, thinking that the Bama residents would favor the tahd more often than not.
Turns out it was pretty even (known AL residents in red):
Fer Bama: Prowler, jmar, Sani, Snaggle, THS, AUT1, Jarhead, Buzz, Iwannaplay, Token (natch), jumbo, MarkC, and JR
A'gin Bama: wreckingball, AUT2000, CCT, GH, wesfau, PCT, barkndog, WE!!, yoda, nookie, Wally, simp, AWK, AUTGR and Wench.
Bama resident. I didn't really here that much hype. Of course, I work with mostly engineers which insulates me from a lot of Bammer alum (the Bama fans I work with went to UAH)
Yeah but surely you visit Wal Mart or McDonalds on occasion, right?
Like already mentioned, Walmart visits are taken during bama games. Its just easier that way.
Yeah but surely you visit Wal Mart or McDonalds on occasion, right?
This is the week I leave you all behind.......
You're deleting your account?
Bitch. You will be swilling Ezra Brooks from my old boot when I am through here.
Anyone that mixes their brown likker with a co-co'ler most likey squats to piss.
Anyone that mixes their brown likker with a co-co'ler most likey squats to piss.
Anyone that mixes their brown likker with a co-co'ler most likey squats to piss.
What Sani said. I miss you!!!
Anyone that mixes their brown likker with a co-co'ler most likey squats to piss.
This is how I imagine PCT when he makes comments like this.
(http://gifsoup.com/view3/1335308/burt-reynolds-smile-get-out-o.gif)
Anyone that mixes their brown likker with a co-co'ler most likey squats to piss.
Especially in Eufaula, right?
Hey speaking of, you tell that Gator I'm coming back for his ass in the spring and I'm bringing AUT1 with me this time. I dare him to fuck with us or our Crown Reserve.
I hope to at least hit double digits this week.
Well, I at least got to double digits. But 21 still sucks.
Just in case it makes any difference to anyone....in the Crown picks this week, FSU is playing at home (Which I think makes a difference because UVA is not bad this year) and the MSU/Arky game is in Little Rock.
I forgot about the Friday Game, is everyone ok if I put Ok State as my #10 and pick right now?
OK, so the week I can't get to a computer the points are quadrupled or something? I call shenanigans.
OK, so the week I can't get to a computer the points are quadrupled or something? I call shenanigans.
Wondering what happened to you. You probably would have picked Arkansas in the bonus anyway.Next thing you know, everyone is going to get their own miniature of Crown - yeah, we're all winners! Why do we even bother keeping score?
I'm willing to give you the same amount of points as the lowest scorer to help you out (is everyone OK with that?). This will still give you a fighting chance in the bowl season.
Fucking Aztecs have sealed my fate...and I thought they had several Samoans. :pwnd:
I'm right on track for my 1-34 prediction. Now standing at a solid 1-3. Fuck you FIU.I'm 0 - 4. Fuck it.
1 - 3 thanks to TCU.This^^^^
2-2, but I am still waaaay behind AUT1 and Token.
Right now I'm at 5-2 but I'm not picking up a whole lotta points right now. The latter half of the bowls is where all the big points are.
102 in the 4 wins. Why I only assigned 26 to Boyzee I don't know. I knew they were going to run ASU off the field.
102 in the 4 wins. Why I only assigned 26 to Boyzee I don't know. I knew they were going to run ASU off the field.
My massive point collection is now up to a grand total of 42 points with a 7-3 record thus far.
so with 17 games left, there are 131,072 (2^17) possible scenarios, and I win in 102,061 of them (including cases wherein the corndogs and one-Gus wolfpack win)down to 13 games, 8192 possible scenarios, 6867 of which put me in first
Barkndog is next with 19,827, some of which are ties - then followed by Jarhead with 6310 (including ties)
PCT, Buzz, AUTR, and JR have zero chances, and Jumbo has 3 - even the gay guy (AWK) has 62
Saniflush has 692 opportunities (just like when he drives by any high school)
down to 13 games, 8192 possible scenarios, 6867 of which put me in first
(Counting ties, there are still 1004 ways for barkndogto finish first, 330 for Jarhead, 72 for Token, 17 for yoda, 4 for MarkChand, and 2 for AWK - everyone else is SOL)
You probably read the last chapter of a book first, don't you? Dick.I count cards too
Can't watch a damn thing here at work today but if UGA holds on, I'll be 4-0. Something tells me those leg humpin' cock-suckers won't do it.Aren't you the boss? Outback Bowl is going to overtime - UGA and Mich St going to see if they can match AU-Northwestern?
The comments section on CBS Sportsline is blowing up about Richt being a complete dumbass. Something about playing for a long FG and missing. Anyone watching?
The comments section on CBS Sportsline is blowing up about Richt being a complete dumbass. Something about playing for a long FG and missing. Anyone watching?UGA intercepted Mich St on their first OT possession. UGA runs outside left for 2-3 on 1st down, then does the belly flop to center the ball on 2nd down, and kicks on 3rd down - wide right. They both kick FGs on the 2nd OT, then UGA holds Mich St to a field goal on the 3rd OT. UGA gets their 3rd OT field goal blocked, and loses.
The comments section on CBS Sportsline is blowing up about Richt being a complete dumbass. Something about playing for a long FG and missing. Anyone watching?
so with 17 games left, there are 131,072 (2^17) possible scenarios, and I win in 102,061 of them (including cases wherein the corndogs and one-Gus wolfpack win)You know, with your ciphering skills, you could become the X's very own StatTiger.
Barkndog is next with 19,827, some of which are ties - then followed by Jarhead with 6310 (including ties)
PCT, Buzz, AUTR, and JR have zero chances, and Jumbo has 3 - even the gay guy (AWK) has 62
Saniflush has 692 opportunities (just like when he drives by any high school)
I'm still holding out hope even though I may finish 3-32 in teh bowl games. Those 3 are my highest point total pics...
Georgia can kiss my more than ample sized ass.
That Mark Richt sure can coach. Pfffttttt...Im telling ya - guy has had enough talent to win 1-2 NC's by now. They only played well this year due to: hot seat, easy schedule, pissed at Auburn for 2010. They looked like the UGA of 2009 again yesterday. Fuck em in da mouf x 10. I want my 34 points back.
Both had good leads and both bent over and took it.
I hear those Georgia boys are good at doing that...
sooo...who won the bottle?
I did. Damn fine bottle of Crown. Wait...I hate Crown...and my picks fizzled like my whiskey dick on New Year's Eve.
Can you blame it? It gets tired of your hand over and over.....