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Title: Happy Birthday!
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2011, 10:24:45 AM: To the one and only....................Snaggletiger, you old bastard! You seem to be doing great for just turning 65! May your day be filled with testosterone and burbinzz!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: chinook on August 29, 2011, 10:34:56 AM: Happy Birthday.

25% off...all inventory @ :hop:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: djsimp on August 29, 2011, 10:45:47 AM: Happy birfday you old fart.

Here is my gift to you.

(http://images1.americanlisted.com/nlarge/medical_walking_chair_with_brakes_60_haywood_28084297.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2011, 10:54:22 AM: Happy Birthday old man.

I tried to have Dax pay you a visit, but he was snapped up before I got to him.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Saniflush on August 29, 2011, 10:56:08 AM: The wifey gonna let you see your testicles tonight?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2011, 11:03:08 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 29, 2011, 10:56:08 AM
The wifey gonna let you see your testicles tonight?

Not sure. I think I'm on an every third year rotation. I forget if it was 08' or 09' when I used them last.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: ssgaufan on August 29, 2011, 11:22:31 AM: Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: AWK on August 29, 2011, 12:00:48 PM: You look good for an AARP member. I'm going to have to remind Joe to bring the rice pudding to the tailgate for your old ass. Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2011, 12:02:44 PM: Quote from: AWK on August 29, 2011, 12:00:48 PM
You look good for an AARP member. I'm going to have to remind Joe to bring the rice pudding to the tailgate for your old ass. Happy Birthday

I plan on gumming a good dinner tonight.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 29, 2011, 12:10:14 PM: I thought I smelled Ben Gay on the board this morning... happy day, darlin'.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: AUsweetheart on August 29, 2011, 01:29:19 PM: Quote from: nookie on August 29, 2011, 10:34:56 AM

25% off...all inventory @ :hop:

Cut him a deal on the little blue pills. Not that his wife is going to come off of any....but I think he would like to sport some wood for old times sake.

Happy Birthday to my mentor....while other mentors introduced their wards to prominent members of the law community or helped them get jobs....mine bought me drinks. Thanks for caring.

Have a great one, counselor. ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 29, 2011, 07:01:54 PM: HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPS!

I hope you heard that.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: CCTAU on August 30, 2011, 12:53:51 AM: Happy birthday. Here's to the old farts. Get off my lawn you little bastards.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: AUeagle on August 30, 2011, 12:54:40 PM: Happy Birthday Snaggle!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 12:59:21 PM: Quote from: AUeagle on August 30, 2011, 12:54:40 PM
Happy Birthday Snaggle!

You don't post much, but when you do....it's a work of art. Thanks
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 30, 2011, 01:02:36 PM: I can tie a bow around my penis for you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 01:07:00 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 30, 2011, 01:02:36 PM
I can tie a bow around my penis for you.

Well, that would pretty much hide the whole thing, wouldn't it?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 30, 2011, 01:12:19 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 01:07:00 PM
Well, that would pretty much hide the whole thing, wouldn't it?

I'm tired of you toying with my emotions. Either you want it or you don't.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 01:14:37 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 30, 2011, 01:12:19 PM
I'm tired of you toying with my emotions. Either you want it or you don't.

You're always trying to force me into a decision. I'm not ready to say either way.

But I'm not worried. You'll be back. You always come back.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 30, 2011, 01:18:15 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
You're always trying to force me into a decision. I'm not ready to say either way.

But I'm not worried. You'll be back. You always come back.

One day, Jumbo will accept me for who I am...and I'll never have to come back again.

Except when I'm low on funds and need to sell a blow job or two.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 01:19:02 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 30, 2011, 01:18:15 PM
One day, Jumbo will accept me for who I am...and I'll never have to come back again.

Except when I'm low on funds and need to sell a blow job or two.

That's my man.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: djsimp on August 30, 2011, 01:52:16 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 12:59:21 PM
You don't post much, but when you do....it's a work of art. Thanks

Thats because he is old as hell too.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: AUeagle on August 30, 2011, 03:49:03 PM: Bite my old ass simp!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: chinook on August 30, 2011, 03:50:55 PM: Quote from: AUeagle on August 30, 2011, 03:49:03 PM
Bite my old ass simp!

are you a special needs person?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 30, 2011, 03:54:44 PM: Quote from: nookie on August 30, 2011, 03:50:55 PM
are you a special needs person?

I think that's Snaggie's BIL.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 03:58:01 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 30, 2011, 03:54:44 PM
I think that's Snaggie's BIL.

We've got many wonderful and exciting stories to share with you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 30, 2011, 04:01:16 PM: (http://tomduggan.com/misc/ThisThreadIsWorthless.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday!
Post by: Token on August 30, 2011, 05:48:22 PM: Uh....happy birthday, Snaggle.....I think?