DannySheridan1 Danny Sheridan
I've been told the name of the person the NCAA feels allegedly paid Cecil Newton & where witness is. more when on @finebaum this week.
"The name is Seymore Butts, and the witness is living in Fordlandia."
:taunt:
"feels"
"allegedly"
No doubt in my mind Sheridan tells Finebaum the name off the air. Finebaum goes on the air and acts like it isn't a surprise.
Of course, Sheridan gives a detailed explanation of why they shouldn't reveal the name because it would hamper the NCAA process.
This keeps the topic in the spotlight into the season.
My guess is that Sheridan knows the NCAA won't come out to explicitly close the Cam Newton case, so he can milk this for a long, long time.
Supposedly he will be making this grand revelation on Finebaum on Wednesday.
The same day Geno Smith will decide between Auburn & Alabama.
Coincidence? Sounds good for Auburn.
Danny boy ain't naming anyone because I would think he'd understand the ramifications of a slander suit being slapped on his non-oddsmakin' ass.
What would the odds be on that?
Wardogeagle_medium_medium
Danny, I'm not going to say anything about what you plan to do on Wednesday. I'm not. It's a big life, and certainly wide enough for everyone to get along. I'm not saying we'll ever even run into each other ever again. I'm not saying you'll run into a Labrador packed with C4, all smiles and wagging tail and thousands upon thousands of pounds of concealed destructive hell packed into its very body, sometime in the next 48 hours if you don't agree not to go on and say lies about Auburn university. I'm a dog. I can't even talk, let alone predict a painful and abrupt ending to your life. None of this could possibly be happening.
So I ask you to just remember this little fictional detail. Kuwait. 1991.
Star-divide
An American oddsmaker down on his luck and millions of dollars in debt has fled Vegas to serve a little time as the private sports gambler and consultant for a Kuwaiti sheikh with too much money and a case of diabetes so bad he can't think without an IV of liquid Kit Kat flowing into his veins. The American starts to skim a little off the top, no? Who would notice, right? So much money just lying around the place it's like the piles could cover the dead Indonesian servants the Sheikh's deranged son just left all over the place. After a while, it only seemed fair to take what was not yours, per se, but what was certainly not his, right?
So he's in trouble when, during a moment of insulin-fed clarity, the old sheikh realizes you've been stealing from the till. And it just so happens that like many gamblers, your luck hits at the right time and Saddam Hussein rolls 182 shitty old Russian tanks into Kuwait and sends the old fatling scurrying like a panicked, bearded sea cucumber rolling into exile, but not before he's about to load you up at the airport to torture you in the basement of his French chateau when--well, what do we have here? Who knew the SEALs had already secured the airport? Besides the SEALs, of course. We always know.
I'm not saying a lot of things. Again, I wasn't officially there. I don't know about things like a crying mustachioed little shadow of a man, a glorified confidence man and pickpocket on the run, sprinting away from his captors and yelling about how he was American and caught in the middle. I don't know about two Kuwaiti bodyguards who thought it was a good idea to reach in their pockets and shoot after you, but i do know that flying attack dogs don't just come out of nowhere, Danny Sheridan. Bloody pawprints don't just appear places. Someone puts them there with someone's blood, Danny. Blood that was spilled for them in someone else's name, most likely, when someone got careless and needed a shovel to get them out of a hole they'd dug for themselves without noticing the dirt piling up around their head, Danny.
So you just go on the radio and say what you like, Danny. Don't think about things that didn't happen, like the smell of a man who crapped himself from fear on a scorching tarmac somewhere on the Arabian peninsula, or the figure of a dog trotting away from two dead Kuwaiti thugs like the very notion of freedom receding away from you and into the night. Don't think about any of those things, Danny. You don't do that, and I won't think about the two bullets I took in Kuwait for a two-bit shyster not worth the fur on my dog-taint because he happened to hold the same passport as me.
Yours in freedom,
Lt. WarDogEagle
ps. Your point spreads are crap.
I really didn't understand any of that.
Is Danny going to fall up the stairs?
Lolz Danny.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1093116/1/index.htm
That whole thing is just full of :pwnd:
He "dreamed of scores."LMAO, the updykes and their imagination.
Seemed like Fuckbalm was downplaying it today.
Didn't want to talk about it.
That whole thing is just full of :pwnd:
Sheridan then contacted Mort Olshan, publisher of The Gold Sheet, an information service that's been in business for 21 years. Olshan told Sheridan he didn't think Sheridan could pick the winners after the games had been played. Sheridan, who says he has a photographic memory, said he could. Olshan tested him with two games that had been played the previous season—Texas Christian vs. Rice and Oregon vs. Oregon State—asking Sheridan which team had won and whether it had covered the spread. Sheridan answered incorrectly on both counts in both cases. Olshan showed him the door.
Do a quick survey. The ONLY people paying any attention to what Sheridan may or may not say?
Us.
Thousands of butthurt bama fucks.
(I heard one call another show and try to bring it up. Those hosts essentially went "pffffttttt..." and the caller follows with "well, I'm putting all my hope into Danny..." That's fucking sad. All his hope. His ass aches so badly from watching Auburn win that his entire existence hinges on bingo cards and Danny Sheridan.)
Nobody else cares. Most have adopted the attitude of "Cam probably got paid, but I don't really care any more..."
If I were a betting man, I'd put a benjamin on DS trying to jump on the yahoo coattail tomorrow. He'll somehow try to tie the bagman to the Miami deal, then say he can't release the name because of the ensuing investigation.Yyyyyyup!!!
Most have adopted the attitude of "Cam probably got paid, but I don't really care any more..."
DannySheridan1 Danny Sheridan
If SEC presidents invite, and aTm accepts, next SEC wish list in order: FSU, Clemson, Miami, Oklahoma, & Virginia Tech.
14 Aug
Happy Bag Day!
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McMurphyCBS: Sheridan told me he'll only name Auburn bagman if his attorneys allow him
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Wonder if his atty needs the money bad enough to advise him it's ok to name someone.
Oh, that would be rich. Real rich.