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Title: Worst player names, ever
Post by: Kaos on August 13, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
What gets into people's heads?

I'm looking through some high school rosters for a couple of teams and I run across these beauties:

E'Bay Smith
Chancellor Grass
Quezzie Wildman
Aleejah Storey
Tensel Steele
Ja'tararrious Hill
Kar'rie Guyton
Jocalarious Sprewell
Marqueeze Windham
Jusirious Caldwell

 :facepalm:
 
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 13, 2011, 02:50:11 PM
Some names on my roll this year:

Furrevva
Morningdove
M'Oregon (pronounced - Ma Oregon)
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2011, 03:09:58 PM
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 13, 2011, 02:50:11 PM
Furrevva


I'm gon love you Furrevva, boo.
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: Kaos on August 13, 2011, 03:19:05 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2011, 03:09:58 PM
I'm gon love you Furrevva, boo.

Jusirious?
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 13, 2011, 03:32:51 PM
Quote from: Kaos on August 13, 2011, 03:19:05 PM
Jusirious?

No, I'm not.  Jusirious?
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: JR4AU on August 13, 2011, 06:57:21 PM
Quote from: Kaos on August 13, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
What gets into people's heads?

I'm looking through some high school rosters for a couple of teams and I run across these beauties:

E'Bay Smith
Chancellor Grass
Quezzie Wildman
Aleejah Storey
Tensel Steele
Ja'tararrious Hill
Kar'rie Guyton
Jocalarious Sprewell
Marqueeze Windham
Jusirious Caldwell

 :facepalm:

Just on my roster this year:

Rasheed, Detraios, Raheem, Ishmael, Quan, Deon, Vendrick. 

Plus two that I only know by: Snoop, and High Top.
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 13, 2011, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: Kaos on August 13, 2011, 03:19:05 PM
Jusirious?

That has to be someone's name somewhere. 
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 14, 2011, 02:53:51 PM
These just roll off the tongue

http://youtu.be/pCdmiZyyGjQ
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: JR4AU on August 14, 2011, 02:58:30 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 14, 2011, 02:53:51 PM
These just roll off the tongue

http://youtu.be/pCdmiZyyGjQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsW75KJXO4
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: The Prowler on August 15, 2011, 06:25:51 AM
Those names aren't that crazy, these are absolutely LUDACRIS....

Robert
Tom
Jeff
Steven
Shane
Josh
Toby
Kyle
Kevin
Bob
Richard
David
Isiah
Michael
Kerry
George
Harold
Frank
Allison
Jason
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: wesfau2 on August 15, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
I watched a 3 minute video clip of a recent scrimmage and I swear I saw a kid named "Finkelstein" (number 40? maybe?) running the ball.

Also saw Quan Bray, Mike Blakely and Corey Grant running well.
Title: Re: Worst player names, ever
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2011, 10:16:23 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 15, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
I watched a 3 minute video clip of a recent scrimmage and I swear I saw a kid named "Finkelstein" (number 40? maybe?) running the ball.

Also saw Quan Bray, Mike Blakely and Corey Grant running well.

That's Phil Finklestein's boy.  A little slow but a real go getter.